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What is the purpose of Exotic Dancers in Eve?

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Caldari State
#21 - 2012-12-11 10:48:48 UTC
I keep them in my cargo for good luck........
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#22 - 2012-12-11 10:49:53 UTC
valerydarcy wrote:
a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....


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#23 - 2012-12-11 10:56:56 UTC
Generals4 wrote:
valerydarcy wrote:
a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....


I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees.


"Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?"
"Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation."
"Which corporation?"
"That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important."
"Oh, ok. What happens next?"
"Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work."
"It is?"
"You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."

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#24 - 2012-12-11 11:07:50 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Generals4 wrote:
valerydarcy wrote:
a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....


I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees.


"Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?"
"Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation."
"Which corporation?"
"That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important."
"Oh, ok. What happens next?"
"Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work."
"It is?"
"You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."


Building your own baby is such a hassle, it's easier to buy one from Jita 4-4

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#25 - 2012-12-11 11:12:19 UTC  |  Edited by: vasuul
Think this one goes the same for PI for cows and a different PI for fertilizer Shocked

I mean why make cows, that don't poop and make free fertilizer

genetically enhanced cows should crap enriched uranium Big smile

but to be honest if the cows crap all over you your hangars it would get rather messy

hence why we have janitors Roll


Still from real life knowledge the formula for prostitutes or dancers would be

take homeless + drugs then - the drugs after they are hooked
and let nature take its course :P


back when jet can mining was a necessity it was nice to have one of these cause you could use her as a can holder
your corp mates could take the ore without popping the can
#26 - 2012-12-11 11:46:17 UTC
As hard as I try, they won't replicate, still have to farm them in Missions.

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#27 - 2012-12-11 12:00:01 UTC
They are all obviously working to put themselves through college and become exotic capsuleers.

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#28 - 2012-12-11 13:15:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Altrue
CCP Eterne wrote:
Generals4 wrote:
valerydarcy wrote:
a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....


I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees.


"Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?"
"Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation."
"Which corporation?"
"That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important."
"Oh, ok. What happens next?"
"Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work."
"It is?"
"You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."


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#29 - 2012-12-11 14:02:55 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Generals4 wrote:
valerydarcy wrote:
a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....


I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees.


"Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?"
"Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation."
"Which corporation?"
"That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important."
"Oh, ok. What happens next?"
"Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work."
"It is?"
"You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."


Right in the childhood

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#30 - 2012-12-11 14:28:26 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
Generals4 wrote:
valerydarcy wrote:
a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....


I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees.


"Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?"
"Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation."
"Which corporation?"
"That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important."
"Oh, ok. What happens next?"
"Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work."
"It is?"
"You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."

This will last forever.

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#31 - 2012-12-11 14:52:37 UTC
Exotic dancers serve as sacrifices to Bob the god of WH loot, and Fred the god of Kspace loot.

Also comedy killmails

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Slightly Sexual
#32 - 2012-12-11 14:59:10 UTC
Well, I would say most of us got here from Eve ads all over the Internet or from the recommendation of a friend. Oh wait, you mean the in game ones.

No, I'm not really an exotic dancer, but give me a pole, throw ISK at me and we'll see... Blink
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#33 - 2012-12-11 15:03:57 UTC
They keep your cargo hold warm.
#34 - 2012-12-11 15:15:00 UTC
BPO for Exotic Dancers? So that's what they're calling it nowadays? What ever happened to the birds and the bees? Political Correctness sure is political...

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"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

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#35 - 2012-12-11 15:18:05 UTC
They are just waiting all lonely in those vast cargoholds and containers for the time when they will be able to perform in WiS
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#36 - 2012-12-11 15:42:46 UTC
vasuul wrote:

genetically enhanced cows should crap enriched uranium Big smile

And should be milked for rocket fuel.

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#37 - 2012-12-11 16:02:13 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
vasuul wrote:

genetically enhanced cows should crap enriched uranium Big smile

And should be milked for rocket fuel.



Oh HELL YEAH Big smile LOL
#38 - 2012-12-11 16:13:23 UTC
vasuul wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
vasuul wrote:

genetically enhanced cows should crap enriched uranium Big smile

And should be milked for rocket fuel.



Oh HELL YEAH Big smile LOL


Just don't smoke while you milk. That would be an udder mess.

Incidentally - am I the only one with a Test Bong in my cargo hold?
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-12-11 16:22:01 UTC
I don't like Exotic Dancers, not the female version, not the male version.
What I crave is far more sophisticated. I crave the remnants of capsuleers who died in space combat.

They are the real deal - AND good listeners! I've heard PL titan pilots make good boyfriends, but I haven't tried one yet.
#40 - 2012-12-11 17:15:50 UTC
wow there are some really great answers here.

But just incase you were not a huge hulking uber troll, the best source I know is mission structures (habitation, casino, etc)

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