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The Big Five of New Eden

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#1 - 2011-11-10 06:57:23 UTC
We Africans use the term "the big five" to refer to the five most dangerous animals to hunt: lion, elephant, rhino, leopard, and buffalo. Those few who have the hunting trophies of the big five are highly revered among the other huntsmen and -women.

I kindly ask C&P - the good, bad, and the ugly of Eve Online - to list the Big Five of New Eden.
The Tuskers Co.
#2 - 2011-11-10 07:15:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Jude Lloyd
Lukka clearly. Lol

I'm back!

#3 - 2011-11-10 08:10:04 UTC
I don't know anybody outside my little circle. And some of them are already pretty amazing compared to my young ingame ass.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2011-11-10 14:11:29 UTC
:twisted: I'm a lion rawr :twisted:
Singeabooty Raj
#5 - 2011-11-10 14:18:31 UTC
My soft spot can be considered fair game for the big 5.

Black Man with Goggles

Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2011-11-10 19:09:17 UTC
Mittani - Eve's greatest anti-hero.
Lukka - Most kills of their own alts.
Miz Cenuij - Most hilarious gatecamp stats.
Chribba - Either the most benevolent player in Eve, or the biggest scam waiting to happen.
Istvaan Shogatsu - Pioneer of evil.

Honorable mention: whoever currently holds the record of most ISK scammed as a proportion of ISK in the game.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]

Caldari State
#7 - 2011-11-10 19:40:36 UTC
Tjhe God Squad
the little army that could
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-11-10 19:44:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Zions Child
Soraya Nilaighan wrote:
The God Squad:
The little army that couldn't.



FTFY
#9 - 2011-11-10 20:40:12 UTC
Estamel Tharchon
Cormack Vaaja
Draclira Merlonne
Chelm Soran
Tobias Kruzhor

I hate pods.

Neeb Neeb Nanu
#10 - 2011-11-10 20:46:01 UTC
Peter
Rupert
Cuthbert
Horrace
Tarquin

#11 - 2011-11-10 20:47:57 UTC
I drew parallels based on attributes of each animal. None of the animals you listed seemed terribly difficult to kill with the proper equipment.


Lion - Hurricane
* Relatively common, usually hunts in packs, will hunt you.

Leopard - Vagabond
* More often hunts alone, quite fast, will hunt you, but tires easily.

Rhino - Drake
* Big tank, generally slow at first, very dangerous in herds.

Buffalo - Hulk
* Common herd animal, non-carnivorous, prey.

Elephant - Rorqual
* Usually docile, very large, can be dangerous when pissed off.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

#12 - 2011-11-10 21:33:23 UTC
The real Big Five:

KPMG
PWC
E&Y
Deloitte
BDO

Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20.

#13 - 2011-11-10 21:42:25 UTC
I always considered these the big 5 of Frigates.

Dramiel
Daredevil
Slicer
Hookbill
Taranis
#14 - 2011-11-10 22:44:52 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Buffalo - Hulk
* Common herd animal, non-carnivorous, prey.


The buffalo is a VERY dangerous animal, and adults are dangerous enough that lions will rarely attempt to take one on, preferring prey that doesn't frequently kill at least one of the animals attacking it. There's nothing "common" about those beasts.

You should probably learn a little about an animal before you comment on it.

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Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2011-11-10 22:59:51 UTC
JOOLS
JOPS
STOO
RJ
UBIK
#16 - 2011-11-10 23:56:12 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
The buffalo is a VERY dangerous animal


I'm surprised the hippopotamus didn't make the list, considering how often they kill people.

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Caldari State
#17 - 2011-11-11 00:20:52 UTC
Twice now these damn forums have ganked my post ie not posting so this better post or I'm rage quitting forums (at least till I get bored again)

In a different vein what do you all think the top five most dangerous alliances are?

I'm gonna say

Goonswarm
Pandemic legion
Orphanage
God squad
Test alliance (honestly we suck)

Honorable mentions

KWFL republic
Muppet ninjas
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2011-11-11 00:28:42 UTC
Dirk Magnum wrote:
Mittani - Eve's greatest anti-hero.
Lukka - Most kills of their own alts.
Miz Cenuij - Most hilarious gatecamp stats.
Chribba - Either the most benevolent player in Eve, or the biggest scam waiting to happen.
Istvaan Shogatsu - Pioneer of evil.

Honorable mention: whoever currently holds the record of most ISK scammed as a proportion of ISK in the game.



I would like to mention that ''Istvaan'' is pretty much an ''Ominous McTraitor'' type name if you're into Warhammer 40k.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

#19 - 2011-11-11 02:01:04 UTC
Sverige Pahis wrote:
JOOLS
JOPS
STOO
RJ
UBIK


Alas, poor Stoo, RJ and Ubik all too often you were sacrificed to save Jools and Jops.
One spacelike for Sverige and i'm off to play cannon fodder Big smile

"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom."

#20 - 2011-11-11 02:50:02 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:

I'm surprised the hippopotamus didn't make the list, considering how often they kill people.

They look so docile and kinda cute.

But they are mostly muscle and very territorial.

Those huge teeth are just about head crushing size.
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