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#21 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:02
I'd be the one with the gun in my mouth.

F'n hate Python.
Gallente Federation
#22 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:04
I know she is not around anymore but I would like to be that hot blonde. Actually any female dev would be nice, just for science you know...
Not a veteran, just bitter..
#23 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:05
Being a Dev is pointless as anything you plan/do can be undone with a pen-stroke from above!

Now if I could be the bartender at the local haunt .. that is POWER!
C C P Alliance
#24 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:07
Jask Avan wrote:
Chribba wrote:
The guy/girl that respawns the roids... Lol

You wanna be the server? Shocked

We have an intern for that.. True story.
#25 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:07
I'd pick a female dev and do this. No I'm not proud of myself.
C C P Alliance
#26 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:08
Shizuken wrote:
CCP Punkturis - So I could leave a ton of "post-its" notes on her desk about what UI tweaks I would like to have.

And so I could fix the link in her EVE Gate profile to properly link the URL to her DEV Blogs:

It needs a ":" Right Here -----------v

That way everyone would be able to see what a nice job she has done in the past few updates.

Ohh, and the pink "s" at the end should be included in the hyperlink.

Thanks! I fixed it Big smile
★ EVE User Interface Programmer ★
♥ Team Super Friends ♥

C C P Alliance
#27 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:21
Ciar Meara wrote:
The one who sits on the right hand side of John Turbefield off course. It would be to prideful to aspire to more.

And our Lord Turbefield smothes with furious anger all who he deems prideful.

or you know, left side of punkturis...

Interestingly enough, I sit at John's right hand side. Literally.
CCP Xhagen | Associate Producer | @strangelocation
#28 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:26
If I were a CCP Dev, I would cry over the terrible decisions created by upper management and the sad fact that there's nothing I can do to stop it.
Summary of EvEs last four expansions:

Rooks and Kings
#29 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:28
that's a tough decision to make.
CCP Prism X for the ability to angry at everything all day and get away with it.
CCP Explorer for the ability to say "no" and not even be questioned about it because everyone knows it's justified.
CCP Veritas, to revel in awesomeness.
But at the end of the day, when all is considered, I'd be CCP Heimdall, because I'd have a large arsenal of weapons, a santa suit, an awesome beard, the ability to both act like a buffoon and be dead serious at the same time.
Member of CSM 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7
#30 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:38
I'll choose some random not well know Dev, then proceed most of my free time to run across the office against CCP Guard everytime he records some video shouting.

-BUMP or POINT!!! (after knock guard down)
Then proceed to take something from him and runaway!!!
#31 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:51
Id be the guy that works on the GUI of Eve and make it more useful.
The Unthinkables
#32 Posted: 2012.01.04 17:51  |  Edited by: Hung TuLo
Can I be the Hampster?

I get to go on diets and get fed as well. Someone is always looking out for me. When I don't get fed people complain. They will love me. :)
"In space all warriors are cold warriors" ---  General Chang  Star Trek VI
Amarr Empire
#33 Posted: 2012.01.04 18:03
... I'd like to create just another new font :-)
#34 Posted: 2012.01.04 18:20
CCP Atlas wrote:
Jask Avan wrote:
Chribba wrote:
The guy/girl that respawns the roids... Lol

You wanna be the server? Shocked

We have an intern for that.. True story.

That poor bastard...
*insert witty saying here*
RAZOR Alliance
#35 Posted: 2012.01.04 18:50
If i was a CCP Dev i would not know how to fix anything
#36 Posted: 2012.01.04 18:51
Basement Ben. Don't want to change things too much.
Goonswarm Federation
#37 Posted: 2012.01.04 18:52
I would be CCP Sreegs...that guy is sex personified.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Goonswarm Federation
#38 Posted: 2012.01.04 18:55
i'd be the guy that pulls the plug on the servers, screw this
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#39 Posted: 2012.01.04 19:02
Only a day? hmm I guess Ill be the guy sitting by the post-it board thinking of things that could be worked on. With a laptop with eve running on it.

Then Ill arrange the postits into 4 sections like a graph ranging from least effort most impact to most effort least impact.

Chances are I'd be repeating what needs to be done already though.
Dust 514's CPM 0 Iron Wolf Saber
Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues. 
#40 Posted: 2012.01.04 19:03
Marlona Sky wrote:
CCP Inconceivable

His blogs are amazing and he's not afraid of any challenge, including death!

I would rather be CCP Inigo Montoya ...
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