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Announcement: Achuran Missionary Citadel Operational

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#1 - 2017-05-15 21:24:39 UTC
In all of God’s creation, there is no people more tragic than the Achurans. No people is more spiritual, more mystical; yet no people has so more utterly squandered these gifts on heresy and error. O how terrible will it be for the atheist, soul-denying Achuran to pass into the afterlife and find herself still intact in mind and body, standing in front of a holy and righteous God! O how terrible will it be for the moral-relativist Achuran to hear that enraged, incensed God pronouncing condemnation and Judgment and only laughing as the sefrim carry the Achuran down to Hell! O how terrible will it be for the Achuran professing Oneness and Totality to find in that afterlife only every form of strict Binary Dualism: Paradise versus Hell, God versus Molok, Chosen versus Minmatar, Good versus Evil, and Reward versus Punishment! O how terrible it will be for the Achuran seeking comfort from the sufferings of Hell in the doctrine of maya — of impermanence — to find that her sufferings will last forever and ever and ever and that no mantra, no meditation, and no mind game whatsoever will reduce that suffering one bit.

Thus, I come to deliver the Achuran people from error. Now present in the Saisio system is a new Achuran Missionary Citadel; so close to the Achuran homeworld of Saisio III is this Astrahus that whenever Achurans look to the heavens they shall be inspired by this monument to Blood, Slavery, and Ritual Sacrifice. Stocked not only with enslaved Minmatar Freedom Fighters but with actual SCC registered Minmatar slaves — yes, over two thousand actual SCC slaves have been brought into the Achuran home system, because we Chosen savants have no regard for the vile anti-slavery legislation of the Caldari state — this Achuran Missionary Citadel will perform daily a new form of the Blood Liturgy designed to appeal to the Achuran people and lead them away from their errors. These slaves will be publicly exhibited in degrading, zoo-like conditions so that Achuran visitors to the Missionary Citadel might choose exactly which slave they wish to be sacrificed in the Blood Liturgies performed for them.

The Amarrian rite Red Temple and Blood Liturgy has been modified for Achuran sensibilities in the following ways:

  • As opposed to the soaring metallic gold Temples of the Amarrian rite, the Achuran rite will take place in traditional Achuran style square wooden temples painted red with a touch of gold leaf. The laity will sit cross legged on the floor. Amarrian chant will be replaced with traditional Achuran stringed instrumental music.
  • The Satach’s Spite portion of the Amarrian rite is replaced with the Ritual of the Ceremonial Brush. Before entering the Triangle and being bound to Molok the Deceiver, the Minmatar slave to be sacrificed will have his or her eyelashes plucked out and made into a paintbrush, as was traditional Achuran practice.
  • Following the sacrifice of the Minmatar slave upon the Altar of God and during the feeding of the consecrated Blood to the congregation, a calligrapher will use the eyelash paintbrush and the slave’s own blood to produce a small decorative text of quotes from the Amarr Scriptures in Achuran translation. The selected scripture quotes and the ensuing sermons inspired by them will center on the doctrines of monotheism, dualism, God’s Law, the eternity of the soul and of hellfire and other doctrines the Achuran people so desperately need. These blood texts will be added to the permanent decoration of the temple.

The Achuran Missionary Citadel is open to all pilots and baseliners of the Achuran bloodline. I have granted docking rights to several of the notable Achuran pilots on this forum and will grant such rights to other Achurans upon request.

How merciful is the Red God that he offers salvation to the Achuran people in the form of this Achuran Missionary Citadel! Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Sani-Sabik
#2 - 2017-05-15 21:40:07 UTC
You have to give Nauplius credit, for his zealousness in spreading his message in new and inventive ways.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

#3 - 2017-05-15 21:41:39 UTC
So you're going full Taiping ?
#4 - 2017-05-15 21:56:15 UTC
Big smile

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#5 - 2017-05-15 21:56:32 UTC
kul Shaishi wrote:
So you're going full Taiping ?


I do not know what this means.
#6 - 2017-05-15 22:02:28 UTC  |  Edited by: kul Shaishi
At Some point you wall the Declare yourself of a son of God literally !
#7 - 2017-05-15 22:36:53 UTC
kul Shaishi wrote:
At Some point you wall the Declare yourself of a son of God literally !


No. I deliver the message of the Red God unto the Empyreans, but I am not myself divine.
#8 - 2017-05-15 23:16:06 UTC
... I ...

What am I supposed to say about this?!
#9 - 2017-05-15 23:19:28 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
... I ...

What am I supposed to say about this?!


Just play along, i want to see where this will go.

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#10 - 2017-05-15 23:21:48 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
... I ...

What am I supposed to say about this?!


"Thank you for showing such love for the Achuran people as to build a Missionary Citadel just for them and their salvation."
#11 - 2017-05-15 23:41:06 UTC
His chosen will rally against your blasphemous heresy, and your temple will burn under the righteous wrath of God.
Mercenary Coalition
#12 - 2017-05-15 23:44:14 UTC
Just keep giving the clown attention. As you can see, it brings results.

... not the ones that are desirable, but that was never a priority, was it?
#13 - 2017-05-15 23:44:52 UTC
Oh dear God

Queen of Chocolate

#14 - 2017-05-15 23:46:39 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
... I ...

What am I supposed to say about this?!


"Thank you for showing such love for the Achuran people as to build a Missionary Citadel just for them and their salvation."


This isn't how people usually declare their love to someone. Just ask Aria out on a date and stop with the...I have no words...

Queen of Chocolate

#15 - 2017-05-16 00:20:33 UTC
Halcyon Ember wrote:

This isn't how people usually declare their love to someone. Just ask Aria out on a date and stop with the...I have no words...

Your assumptions are untrue.
Pandemic Legion
#16 - 2017-05-16 02:09:32 UTC
Congratulations to Akagi for their efforts in preventing his expansion into Caldari space. Truly you have shown everyone how capable you are at achieving your goals.

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#17 - 2017-05-16 02:41:53 UTC
All Hail Akagi and hail The five colors
#18 - 2017-05-16 02:58:44 UTC
I´m docked here but there´s no one around to show the facilities.

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#19 - 2017-05-16 03:01:38 UTC
Ilan Ardishapur wrote:
His chosen will rally against your blasphemous heresy, and your temple will burn under the righteous wrath of God.



On this, and probably only this, we do agree.

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Arataka Research Consortium
#20 - 2017-05-16 03:06:15 UTC
IKAME needs to sharpen its claws, and will do so here.

I'd be happy to coordinate with any other parties looking to deal with Nauplius's latest monument to the ignorance of man.

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