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Getting Married as ****

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Minmatar Republic
#1 Posted: 2012.02.15 06:22
Totally off topic! Don't care!

inb4 thread lock

Your very own Psychotic Monk, CEO of The Skunkworks, snapper of space-necks, breaker of incursions, and all-around shitheel has successfully convinced an actual girl with both boobs and a vagina (who's real!) to marry him. **** yes. High five.

Why did I post in C&P? Because I'm excited as ****!

Spitfire, be a bro and just lock me instead of move me? I'm getting married. I promise to not... push...more... rules... actually, I can't promise that. But it'd be cool of you to just lock it and let it fall off the front page.
#2 Posted: 2012.02.15 06:24
Should be banned IMO.
Minmatar Republic
#3 Posted: 2012.02.15 06:26
For reasons completely unrelated to this thread!
#4 Posted: 2012.02.15 06:35
Psychotic Monk wrote:
For reasons completely unrelated to this thread!


Well I wasnt about to bring up your exploiting ways, but sure, those can be the reason if you want.
#5 Posted: 2012.02.15 07:13
Firstly... Congrats

Secondly... pics of mentioned boobs and/or vagina or it did not happen.

and Thirdly.... Congrats again.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. He flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. His hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. It was truly majestic. And while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off. Because I am like that." - NEONOVUS
#6 Posted: 2012.02.15 08:04
Women with hairy armpits make best wives.
Black Man with Goggles
#7 Posted: 2012.02.15 08:20
I feel sorry for you.
Now you can do that thing you have always wanted to try...
/wrist
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 Posted: 2012.02.15 08:40
Congrats! When's the big day?

I too am getting married soon, this summer actually :)
Caldari State
#9 Posted: 2012.02.15 08:48
I can only imagine why you posted this in crime & punishment. What you two do together must be exciting. I wouldn't mind a video tape.
Shadow Cartel
#10 Posted: 2012.02.15 08:50
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Totally off topic! Don't care!

Your very own Psychotic Monk, CEO of The Skunkworks, snapper of space-necks, breaker of incursions, and all-around shitheel has successfully convinced an actual girl with both boobs and a vagina (who's real!) to marry him. **** yes. High five.




Have you turned it through 180 degrees just to be sure?




Grats on the engaement btw


#11 Posted: 2012.02.15 08:51
Marriage!

If you go downtown and get a woman for one night, you pay the pimp.

When you get married, you get the same thing only you pay the mortgage.


Sorry could not help it.

Good luck!

You rat bastard.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
#12 Posted: 2012.02.15 08:57
Congrats...

But seriously you will be sorry hehe.

Btw can i haz ur stuff?

You wont need it after mariage Buhahahaha
All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.
Minmatar Republic
#13 Posted: 2012.02.15 09:09
Well, we're functionally the same as married already, given the whole living together thing, so I doubt my activity will drop off. I feel guilty that my activity level has been **** this last week or so, but it's mid-term season and I've been prepping for a proposal, so I'm sure my stout space guild understands.

Skunks, my last mid-term is tomorrow. I'm back at full speed after that.
#14 Posted: 2012.02.15 09:59
Functioning the same my @ss.

No matter, you will be sorry, and i will be happy to see you /wrist
The Marmite Collective
#15 Posted: 2012.02.15 10:57
This news is better then shooting you .... you re screwed...... no more long EVE nights TwistedTwistedTwisted
YOU EITHER LOVE US OR WE HATE YOU - ADAPT OR DIE - DELETE THE WEAK
#16 Posted: 2012.02.15 12:28
Psychotic Monk wrote:
Well, we're functionally the same as married already, given the whole living together thing, so I doubt my activity will drop off. I feel guilty that my activity level has been **** this last week or so, but it's mid-term season and I've been prepping for a proposal, so I'm sure my stout space guild understands.

Skunks, my last mid-term is tomorrow. I'm back at full speed after that.


Two jokes about marrige comes to my mind atm so much true.

1) Marrige is a training ground where wifes train their husbands.

2) Biggest lie said by woman is: " Yes darling, after marrige there will be more sex"

I hope you have the clue now Roll

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.
Gallente Federation
#17 Posted: 2012.02.15 12:33
Fraps or it didn't happen.
Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.
Amarr Empire
#18 Posted: 2012.02.15 12:48  |  Edited by: Erius Amarth
damn! never seen someone this happy because his life is about to end soon.. i feel sorry for you dude! Twisted

/joke.

Gratz!
Shiver me Timbers! There is carebear goo on me boot! YARRRR!!!!
RvB - RED Federation
#19 Posted: 2012.02.15 13:18
Congrats! Hope u have your nag compensation skills to 5. LOL
#20 Posted: 2012.02.15 13:48
Psychotic Monk wrote:
an actual girl with both boobs



Date a lot of girls with only one boob?
Do you smell what the Lock's cooking?
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