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Halaima MinerBumping IPO - One TRILLION 174 Billion in shares sold

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#1 - 2012-08-06 20:05:56 UTC  |  Edited by: James 315
*** SPECIAL UPDATE*** We now have our very own blog at MinerBumping.com so we're officially a proper EVE business. Cool*** END SPECIAL UPDATE ***

Last time, the shareholders voted to expand the business again due to its extraordinarily successful push into Kamio. Our campaign is just beginning. If you haven't gotten your shares yet, there's still time to get in on the ground floor of this incredible enterprise. The sky's the limit!

All previous IPO rounds on this have exceeded my expectations by leaps and bounds. Who knows what will happen this time? I have not yet determined how long this round will be open for, so just get your orders in as quickly as you can. Ever since the last IPO round closed, I have had people bugging me about doing another round so they can order shares. Demand is through the roof, so get those orders in while you can. I have something special in the works as well, and I'll be releasing info on that imminently.

Shares are selling for 1 million isk each. Send your payment to James 315 and include "stock purchase" in the reason slot, please.

Prior to this IPO round I received an advance payment for an additional 1,011 shares from Shiule Hanaya, who's been waiting patiently for the offering. As promised, I'm transferring those shares effective immediately--congrats to our new biggest shareholder! For those who don't have access to their isk but can access the forums at the moment (hard at work, eh?), I'll take down reserve orders and hold them open for at least a few days while you get it together and send the isk.

As always, this thread will be updated as events warrant, and don't forget to keep an eye out on that upcoming special announcement.

IPO CURRENT STATUS

Shares Offered @ 1 million isk per share (Currently OPEN)
Shares Sold: 1,174,141
Shares Reserved: 0

Investors

Permabanned Heroes of the Code - 206,110 shares
PV Rock - 153,000 shares
Erotica 1 - 65,591 shares
Slave A00073078 - 50,500 shares
Hrothgar Nilsson - 37,335 shares
Carlvagio - 37,300 shares
Bing Bangboom - 31,650 shares
Super Perforator - 29,651 shares
Sarthana - 20,000 shares
Matrea D - 16,000 shares
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo - 15,500 shares
Anti-Mining Activist - 15,000 shares
Daltzi - 13,000 shares
Joshu Mumon - 12,000 shares
Ming Tso - 11,000 shares
Cato XIII - 10,060 shares
Black Pedro - 10,000 shares
Terok Gnull - 10,000 shares
Zealous Miner - 10,000 shares
Luthien DeTelerin - 9,000 shares
Jack Crow - 8,000 shares
Capsti Bashere - 7,500 shares
Avi Shekelstien - 6,898 shares
Apo123 - 6,465 shares
BLOB-A-THON - 6,000 shares
Pooboi - 5,500 shares
Sasha Nyemtsov - 5,325 shares
United Ganker College Fund - 5,315 shares
Tora Bushido - 5,150 shares
Cykreti - 5,000 shares
Daniel Plain - 5,000 shares
Jediir Janau - 5,000 shares
Kunza - 5,000 shares
Luncapup - 5,000 shares
Mr Trust - 5,000 shares
Malcolm Shinhwa - 4,500 shares
Weaselior - 4,445 shares
Mynnna - 4,444 shares
DJ FunkyBacon - 4,000 shares
Rouge Drex - 4,000 shares
Dom Arkaral - 3,890 shares
290xanaots - 3,700 shares
Kalorned - 3,700 shares
Leia Jadesol - 3,615 shares
Robert Leheirault - 3,580 shares
Torvinilex Shepiwot - 3,500 shares
Hiasa Kite - 3,407
Lord Kailethre - 3,200 shares
Bob StarSeeker - 3,150 shares
ST0NER SMURF - 3,150 shares
Piter Bakunin - 3,100 shares
Saphira Basenjies - 3,100 shares
em0 - 3,000 shares
Gumby Inquisition Technologies [corp] - 3,000 shares
Veekay Tehsu - 3,000 shares
Wardog Squadron - 3,000 shares
Lord Jasta - 2,770 shares
Maria Malukker - 2,730 shares
Yildez - 2,650 shares
Dmitry Hareka - 2,555 shares
Lord Crevex - 2,500 shares
Etienne Achasse - 2,356 shares
Nisanthro - 2,315 shares
the reaverkiller - 2,252 shares
Kegan Bjornson - 2,250 shares
Amyclas Amatin - 2,201 shares
Nicholas AV - 2,050 shares
Gevlon Goblin - 2,020 shares
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie - 2,018 shares
Derrek Katelo - 2,000 shares
Gen Jim Rash - 2,000 shares
Jerome Vascez - 2,000 shares
Maniacal Laughter Ltd. - 2,000 shares
xxBLACK SKULLxx 929 - 2,000 shares
Zura Namee - 2,000 shares
Lux Imperator - 1,950 shares
Comor Dunathis - 1,920 shares
Yildez - 1,900 shares
Mistrum Ridcully - 1,882 shares
Lovely Dumplings - 1,806 shares
handypantz - 1,714 shares
Kaely Tanniss - 1,600 shares
Shaok Rikku - 1,600 shares
Temporary Amnesia - 1,600 shares
The Church of Gary Busey - 1,600 shares
Theangryhobo - 1,600 shares
Malon Kreed - 1,595 shares
Jocindus - 1,555 shares
Mari Hata - 1,515 shares
Chuffy Bigbad - 1,500 shares
Ilithyia Borgia - 1,500 shares
Mallak Azaria - 1,500 shares
nemuritoru - 1,500 shares
Viirilithizu Ward - 1,500 shares
Zander Moreau - 1,500 shares
Ophidia Black - 1,486 shares
Levarris Hawk - 1,465 shares
Nanatoa - 1,337 shares
Zopiclone - 1,335 shares
Adelaide Brooke - 1,315 shares
Aedan Tau - 1,315 shares
EAT ATTiC - 1,315 shares
Selina Stormcrow - 1,315 shares
Siegfried Cohenberg - 1,315 shares
Trathen - 1,315 shares
DeadSea Youngblood - 1,311
Myevil Gankalt - 1,301 shares
CODE Agent AC - 1,295 shares
Ralph Vynneve - 1,200 shares
Alana Charen-Teng - 1,135 shares
Shiule Hanaya - 1,111 shares
Hannibal Crusoe - 1,100 shares
Atomic Amish - 1,045 shares
Skeenaa - 1,041 shares
Fawn Tailor - 1,001 shares





Shareholder list continued below
#2 - 2012-08-06 20:56:56 UTC
I'll take 41 more. This remains my best investment.

James I won't me able to make the transfer until Wednesday.
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-08-06 21:32:52 UTC
I'd like to reserve 5 shares.

I'll get the money to you as soon as I can log in tonight.

It's an honor to have a small portion of this venture. :)
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald
#4 - 2012-08-06 22:03:14 UTC
Does this investment payout dividends?

What is the payment history please.
#5 - 2012-08-06 22:36:48 UTC
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald wrote:
Does this investment payout dividends?

What is the payment history please.


I doubt he will answer but here's mine:

1. ???
2. none

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CODE.
#6 - 2012-08-06 22:54:20 UTC  |  Edited by: James 315
SHAREHOLDER LIST CONTINUED

Alexander Kirenski - 1,000 shares
Alt 00 - 1,000 shares
Camelle - 1,000 shares
Capt Lynch - 1,000 shares
Cognito Ergosum - 1,000 shares
Count Szadek - 1,000 shares
Fabulous Rarity - 1,000 shares
Gavrillo Ferdinand - 1,000 shares
Helena Ambramotte - 1,000 shares
Jamie Gillis - 1,000 shares
Jason Kusion - 1,000 shares
Jer'ith Bodas - 1,000 shares
Judas Khan - 1,000 shares
Just Got OutOfJail - 1,000 shares
Kaarous Aldurald - 1,000 shares
karma balancer - 1,000 shares
KC Managra Nobano313 - 1,000 shares
KnowUsByTheDead - 1,000 shares
Leto Sardaukar - 1,000 shares
Lynne Ekanon - 1,000 shares
Maximus Decimus Julii - 1,000 shares
More Quafe Please - 1,000 shares
oOReikaOo Michiko - 1,000 shares
probag Bear - 1,000 shares
Relto - 1,000 shares
Tashi Voormir - 1,000 shares
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet - 1,000 shares
Tippia - 1,000 shares
TrueVolley - 1,000 shares
Ulthiz Lightshield - 1,000 shares
Zosius - 1,000 shares
R0me0 Charl1e - 990 shares
Keisari Shi - 980 shares
Remiel Pollard - 950 shares
Big Gradner Painhaus - 915 shares
Zoe Worclaw - 910 shares
Snigie Audanie - 885 shares
frazejita Paaltomo - 840 shares
Carwan Aulmais - 800 shares
Commander Sevaa - 750 shares
Dr Wiwwy - 750 shares
Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri - 730 shares
Agent 70 - 700 shares
Caco De'mon - 700 shares
Salia Jakuard - 700 shares
Tear Jar - 690 shares
Mort ach - 675 shares
Zechrabah - 671 shares
Novus Terra - 666 shares
Erika von Heisenberg - 665 shares
Almghandi Oberpenner - 650 shares
Marcus Oltsato - 630 shares
Mark Eting - 630 shares
Skar Kaizen - 630 shares
Timopotamus - 630 shares
315 Miners - 605 shares
Bryan Legacy - 600 shares
ectweak - 600 shares
Mara Vectis - 600 shares
Prophetess Leroux - 600 shares
Riyal - 600 shares
Unwanted Clone - 591 shares
Willy Bryan - 583 shares
Rickbass4001 - 581 shares
Areen Sassel - 568 shares
Sevendeadly Sins - 560 shares
Dmitry Hareka - 555 shares
BillMurray - 550 shares
Soll Narana - 541 shares
ikryeverytiem - 510 shares
Autumn Steele - 500 shares
Big G Chelien - 500 shares
Brain Less - 500 shares
Circe Thunder - 500 shares
Colonel Falkenberg - 500 shares
Compliant Munitions - 500 shares
Dirty Stinky Gankers - 500 shares
Dr Pat Fenis - 500 shares
Eikie Kurvora - 500 shares
Frying Doom - 500 shares
James Haythem - 500 shares
Kalynn Shardani - 500 shares
king Issier - 500 shares
LordOfNipples Udan - 500 shares
Macgyver 5000 - 500 shares
Miss Jew - 500 shares
Ngoq TlhamChu' ChutEnforce - 500 shares
Perian StillWalker - 500 shares
Renyah Atori - 500 shares
Royce Catton - 500 shares
Rykker Bow - 500 shares
Szlapp - 500 shares
Ulric Zorn - 500 shares
Women of the New Order Calendar - 500 shares
yodayblack - 500 shares
Zaenis Desef - 500 shares
Impreza Yatolila - 481 shares
Ashley Deeptower - 451 shares
Brother Roland - 450 shares
Nardieu Nardieu - 450 shares
Aleccia Kashada - 434 shares
Ben Li - 426 shares
Amerille - 420 shares
412nv Yaken - 416 shares
Hideaki Motsu - 400 shares
Mitt Spero - 400 shares
Motoko Nishizawa - 400 shares
Nathan O - 400 shares
Prophetess Leroux - 400 shares
Sabriz Adoudel - 400 shares
The Silver Circle - 400 shares
Xadace Nos'Lanos - 400 shares
Ledrian Saisima - 370 shares
Morrigan Laima - 365 shares
Ariadne Andenare - 350 shares
Ettan Carlisle - 350 shares
Ryan Ottomeya - 350 shares
virm pasuul - 350 shares
Galaxy Pig - 337 shares
Retirement Fund Admin - 334 shares
Jombo Issunboshi - 333 shares
MajorBean - 325 shares
Zakarath - 322 shares
1Lt Aldo Raine - 315 shares
Aaaarrgg - 315 shares
admiral root - 315 shares
Alexander Sikorski - 315 shares
Alpha Sleepers - 315 shares
Amadeus Ghost - 315 shares
Annah Tsero - 315 shares
Bluejay Destros - 315 shares
Darkzozi - 315 shares
Dig Driller - 315 shares
Gorilas Blog - 315 shares
Grifter Jones - 315 shares
Hex Husky - 315 shares
iman360 Gamer - 315 shares
Jahyson Malone - 315 shares
James 315 - 315 shares
Jennifer en Marland - 315 shares
Jezzer Shras - 315 shares
Karissel - 315 shares
Kavoro Pel - 315 shares
Lillik Eoner - 315 shares
Minx Mattel - 315 shares
Nero Artraenis - 315 shares
NImbitt Caine - 315 shares
Nitetime Video - 315 shares
Nymos - 315 shares
Tactical Narcotics Team - 315 shares
Terran Flame - 315 shares
The Conference Elite - 315 shares
ToJas O'Dunlaing - 315 shares
Wyper insane - 315 shares
Xan Staraider - 315 shares
poof312 - 312 shares
Tubrug1 - 305 shares





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SHAREHOLDER LIST CONTINUED BELOW: Link
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald
#7 - 2012-08-06 23:26:15 UTC
Well sorry for being a damp squib, but:

1. You have a business with very low cost structure
2. High profits & margin


Why do you need more shareholder funds?

You seem to have all the shareholder funds you need to maintain your business model.
You could easily payout your profits as dividends.



So far you have a very popular scheme (anti miners and bots), and a well written story. You really don't need the money.
I don't see a payback for investors.


This will end in investor tears.
#8 - 2012-08-06 23:40:32 UTC
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald wrote:
This will end in investor tears.


Pretty sure not a single investor here is expecting an ISK return. You're essentially paying James for a very entertaining service and receiving your investment back in the form of tears/hilarity.
A Band Apart.
#9 - 2012-08-06 23:47:07 UTC
Smoke Adian wrote:
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald wrote:
This will end in investor tears.


Pretty sure not a single investor here is expecting an ISK return. You're essentially paying James for a very entertaining service and receiving your investment back in the form of tears/hilarity.


Bingo, although if i see some money at the end it would be icing on the cake.
#10 - 2012-08-07 00:51:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Rykker Bow
Charles Baker wrote:
Smoke Adian wrote:
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald wrote:
This will end in investor tears.


Pretty sure not a single investor here is expecting an ISK return. You're essentially paying James for a very entertaining service and receiving your investment back in the form of tears/hilarity.


Bingo, although if i see some money at the end it would be icing on the cake.



I've got a sneaking suspision....

I'm reminded of Mas Cream's 'ipo' last year. I was in that one too and it was full of entertainment as well. And like those who posted above Nerdy, it's not about getting any ISK back because the returns are all in laughs

edit: oh yeah, go get 'em James. Good job so far!

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#11 - 2012-08-07 01:16:19 UTC
I'm in for 50 more. Well worth it imo, you're doing a great job!
#12 - 2012-08-07 01:17:34 UTC
With the upcoming changes to mining in 1.2, I expect that Eve's miners will need James's leadership and vision more than ever.

ISK sent for an additional 75 shares. God speed good sir.
CODE.
#13 - 2012-08-07 03:13:14 UTC  |  Edited by: James 315
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*** SHAREHOLDER LIST CONTINUED***

Ajaxxe Katelo - 300 shares
Analogy Dichotomous - 300 shares
Apoll Doe - 300 shares
Axemz Uanid - 300 shares
Ayase Wyvernzora - 300 shares
enterprisePSI - 300 shares
Gen Laviski - 300 shares
Jori McKie - 300 shares
Lazors Pew - 300 shares
Markus Ekwall - 300 shares
Mister McDerp - 300 shares
Nathan Gorden - 300 shares
No More Heroes - 300 shares
Pestario Vargas - 300 shares
Sassi Minin - 300 shares
Smokey Sevier - 300 shares
Vara Vampira - 300 shares
Wardog Squadron - 300 shares
Xeihun Khamez - 300 shares
Zeran Kariashi - 300 shares
Zhade Lezte - 300 shares
Yumla Cos - 280 shares
Rennseslear X - 272 shares
Sagahin Kovach - 270 shares
Marcellus Fancypants - 265 shares
Altrue - 250 shares
Andrei Alpha - 250 shares
Andski - 250 shares
Angus Adalwin - 250 shares
Bort Malice - 250 shares
David McCulloch - 250 shares
Delta Iota Epsilon - 250 shares
Elizabeth Aideron - 250 shares
Glain Aldent - 250 shares
Haedonism Bot - 250 shares
Jess Tiki - 250 shares
Methos Adoulin - 250 shares
Miliria - 250 shares
Nereus Kable - 250 shares
thefrisky penguin - 250 shares
Utamaru Arkaral - 250 shares
verenia Kouvo - 250 shares
Winchester Steele - 250 shares
Hero Of HiSec -- 231 shares
One Minus - 231 shares
Poor Fellow-Soldiers of James 315 and of Hek. - 231 shares
Schneizeru - 230 shares
Zkanu - 230 shares
Brad Regyri - 222 shares
Biafra Republic - 216 shares
Vin King - 214 shares
Fiona Lacroix - 210 shares
Jasmine Panzer - 202 shares
Niikumi Miyu - 202 shares
1 CTPAHHUK - 200 shares
Alacta Lithia - 200 shares
Biomecca - 200 shares
Bleydh Bheskagor - 200 shares
Caco De'mon - 200 shares
Capt Starfox - 200 shares
Counsul Shakiel - 200 shares
Crumplecorn - 200 shares
Damian Baelish - 200 shares
Echo Belly - 200 shares
Elenwe deInwe - 200 shares
Executive Decisions - 200 shares
Ezekial 2517 - 200 shares
Fiona Lacroix - 200 shares
hodgenero - 200 shares
Inquisitor Kitchner - 200 shares
Jack Lennox - 200 shares
JLei - 200 shares
Kaarous Aldurald - 200 shares
Kain Felmont - 200 shares
Kaycee Kalkoken - 200 shares
KrakizBad - 200 shares
Lera Shadow - 200 shares
Lily Dominicus - 200 shares
Lord Kailethre - 200 shares
Luna Makanen - 200 shares
Meazzal Bug - 200 shares
Miss Shagarama - 200 shares
Morimm Geras - 200 shares
Mortimer Montague - 200 shares
Rave Daphiti - 200 shares
Revnan Gregwell - 200 shares
Scharf Uisen - 200 shares
Tash Avrat - 200 shares
The Silver Circle II - 200 shares
Troy Cesaille - 200 shares
Virajar - 200 shares
Winston Rogers - 200 shares
Xavier Bandar - 200 shares
yoda knows - 200 shares
Lavitias Arjar - 196 shares
Sergio Team - 185 shares
Dervinus - 175 shares
Zelous Mandible - 175 shares
Rabid cat - 170 shares
Blinks - 157 shares
Tom Fortross - 156 shares
Density Xavier - 155 shares
Betray - 150 shares
Derek Bislow - 150 shares
Ellie Alvarsson - 150 shares
Endraxial - 150 shares
Eve Griefer - 150 shares
Goff Nardieu - 150 shares
Jellybean Joe - 150 shares
Khaos Li Ronuken - 150 shares
Klystron Dimaloun - 150 shares
Kralv - 150 shares
Lu'Pa - 150 shares
Lolmer - 150 shares
Lone Tsutola - 150 shares
Makro SSRI - 150 shares
Mrs Brisby - 150 shares
Oblivion 94 - 150 shares
Planetary Genocide - 150 shares
pokinsmot - 150 shares
Psychotic Monk - 150 shares
Renegade Heart - 150 shares
SlightKerfufle Nardieu - 150 shares
TarTar2050 - 150 shares
TenThunders - 150 shares
Venzi Athenian - 150 shares
Drago Wolfbane Skorvalk -- 145 shares
Cormahn Aideron -- 135 shares
Liek DarZ -- 130 shares
Ociya Syndor -- 130 shares
Audrik Villalona -- 125 shares
Brianicus mcfail -- 125 shares
Caco De'mon -- 125 shares
Nathaniel Stasgrossen - 125 shares
Sasha Novikova -- 125 shares
Kaylee Fisher -- 123 shares
Kaire Koschuken -- 122 shares
EKO ANDRESI -- 121 shares
Sarageth Vigram -- 115 shares
Dekiranu -- 111 shares
RlgorMortls -- 111 shares
Brick Rockjaw -- 110 shares
Caelis Boirelle -- 110 shares
Charles Foster 0ffdensen -- 110 shares
exodus Hilanen -- 110 shares
ikryeverytiem -- 110 shares
Ulic Qel Droma -- 110 shares
Badger Nippletaster -- 105 shares
Black Bart Kahoudi -- 105 shares
Darth Gustav -- 105 shares
Capt Pwner Kado -- 102 shares
Geip -- 101 shares
Jade Junkie -- 101 shares
Tad Allagash -- 101 shares




(Shareholders with fewer than 101 shares may be found at the shareholders page on www.MinerBumping.com )
#14 - 2012-08-07 03:35:52 UTC
I, for one, am happy with this investment.

*group hi-five*
#15 - 2012-08-07 03:50:45 UTC
Reserving 200, will transfer when I log in. Yay, I caught this thread! Big smile
#16 - 2012-08-07 04:21:21 UTC
Smoke Adian wrote:
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald wrote:
This will end in investor tears.


Pretty sure not a single investor here is expecting an ISK return. You're essentially paying James for a very entertaining service and receiving your investment back in the form of tears/hilarity.


Remember also that we're getting to vote. Unlike many of the other so called investments in this forum, James is careful to include shareholders in the decision making of the business.

Will there be tears? Perhaps. I doubt that they'll be mine. Another class of entity is already supplying many tears.
#17 - 2012-08-07 06:42:48 UTC
ISK sent for 10 shares.

Looking forward to the special announcement :)

Any colour you like.

Silver Dragonz
#18 - 2012-08-07 13:12:45 UTC
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald wrote:
Does this investment payout dividends?

What is the payment history please.


1. Dividends of Entertainment with a subscript of forum laughs and tears.
2. I've received no less than four or five per shareholder reporting cycle.



R0me0 Charl1e wrote:
I, for one, am happy with this investment.

*group hi-five*



*group hi-five* Cool
CODE.
#19 - 2012-08-07 15:11:32 UTC
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

I am pleased to announce the New Order's acquisition of some new digital real estate. We now have our very own blog!

MinerBumping.com

Why a blog? I answer that question in the introductory post, but it's a more convenient format for posting pictures, chat logs, etc. in a more conversational format, as opposed to only getting an update when I post a Shareholder Report. It's also useful as a central location for all miner bumping-related stuff.

I will continue to produce Reports, etc., but to get an idea of the day-to-day workings of the New Order, a blog is definitely a better route. I hope you enjoy.

Also,

OP UPDATED TO REFLECT ADDITIONAL SHARE PURCHASES AND RESERVE ORDERS.
Silver Dragonz
#20 - 2012-08-07 15:14:48 UTC
I fully support this digital movement and advancement of the 'Cause'.
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