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I feel so weak...

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#1 Posted: 2012.11.01 04:19
I feel so weak..

First, i'm french canadian and my english-spoken-verbo-cerebral-tool is only tech 1 meta 3, maybe 4 :)

I have to admit, i'm a carebear!
A long time ago i used to be in a big alliance in nullsec doing campains, one after another. I know the lowsec/nullsec mecanic, pvp, capital, gank, camp, cyno bait whatever..
I quit EVE in 2009 after 4 years and came back 18 months later.
Now i'm a lowsec mission runner, who got gank Yesterday in a level 5 mission.
They had a fleet of 30 agains my two carriers and i died.

***
They try to sansom my pod.. sigh!
To the other like me who read this : NEVER PAY A RANSOM!!! EVER!!!
Much P'rats will try to but even if they got your money you'll have less than half the chance they will let you go!
***

24 hours later looking at the kill mail and the opposing fleet i regret.. a lot!!!
When the covert cyno tackler arrive I panic and try to refit carrier to run away. Felt my heart pumping loudly in my head as i was doing the WRONG thing the wrong way with shaking hands!
I had TWO carriers but have NOT fight back!
No fighters were deployed..
I could easely kill a few shiny ships before going down!
VERY easy kill for them..

My general problem in EVE is my attitude toward others cuz i never want to be a badass and kill people, P'rats or neutral, it doesn't make a difference.
Even if i have a chance to have an easy kill by defending myself, i prefer to run and dock or hide. Doing bad stuff to pelple, even to the ones who much deserve it is not an option for me.

Feel so horrible, so weak... Ashamed!
I will never run away again from agressives scumbags!
I burn my halo and from now on i will learn their way...

Maybe starting a corpses collection?!
#2 Posted: 2012.11.01 09:41
I always get shaky and my heart races during PvP I can't help it! I'm not a brilliant PvPer but I know of no other game that delivers that 'heart in your mouth' moment like Eve does! That's why I love this game so much.

You do learn very quickly from your failures though which is a good thing though it doesn't feel like it at the time! It is good that we have the tools as well to look over our losses and adapt so that next time, if you do go down you can take a few with you.

People have said PvE but fit for PvP which is good advice.

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Caldari State
#3 Posted: 2012.11.01 10:24
The mental image of op's pod hull cracking and his amniotic fluid oozing into the vacuum of space made me quite excited. Please write more.
Executive Outcomes
#4 Posted: 2012.11.01 10:56


Can someone translate OP into english for me? TIA
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
#5 Posted: 2012.11.01 11:17
hamalosa wrote:
I feel so weak..

First, i'm french.
My general problem in EVE is my attitude toward others cuz i never want to be a badass and kill people, P'rats or neutral, it doesn't make a difference.
Even if i have a chance to have an easy kill by defending myself, i prefer to run and dock or hide. Doing bad stuff to pelple, even to the ones who much deserve it is not an option for me.

Feel so horrible, so weak... Ashamed!


The lack of braveness of French nation is very well known since World War II You have no reason to worry or feel bad its just inside your blood.
French are lovers not fighters :)
All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.
#6 Posted: 2012.11.01 12:14  |  Edited by: Best Scammer EU
Using two carriers to run missions? Possibly AFK while running those missions? Hmm.... Extreme aversion to player interaction?

Yes, you are a very sick child, OP. You need help but you are on the right path by coming here and admitting that.

The first thing you should do is to search the names of the people who ganked you. You must send them a mail thanking them for ganking you and helping you to realise your problem and getting you started on the road to recovery. Express your desire to change your carebear ways, and they may even be kind enough to let you join them.

Take a look at this thread:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=168100&find=unread

Take some advice from there, join a pirate corp and start bullying defenceless carebears. Within one week you will look back at your old self with 2 carriers and you will feel nauseous as you remember how shamelessly you ran missions brainlessly like a bot. You may feel some inner hatred towards yourself as you start to become aware of how sick you have been and your hatred for others like you will grow... as will your infamy and the message that you are spreading; that carebears must not be tolerated.

This is how EvE is supposed to be played, OP. Anyone who tells you otherwise must be purged.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#7 Posted: 2012.11.01 14:38
Mytzso wrote:
The mental image of op's pod hull cracking and his amniotic fluid oozing into the vacuum of space made me quite excited. Please write more.


Seeing the end near, he exhaled all the air from his lungs and tightened himself into a ball. Seconds later he was floating through space and the ooze that once nurtured him splattered over his body. He felt his throat tighten as he fought a desire to breathe, but his instincts took over and forced him to inhale the airless space. As his lungs filled with vacuum his limbs shot in every direction in a maddened frenzy trying desperately to stop his life from extinguishing. But there was no reprieve. His killers watched on with contempt as the heat of his body was sucked out of him, leaving behind a cold lifeless corpse that would never rot -- preserving a look of utter horror and misery that will remain etched on his face for all eternity.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
#8 Posted: 2012.11.01 15:52
Best Scammer EU wrote:
Using two carriers to run missions? Possibly AFK while running those missions? Hmm.... Extreme aversion to player interaction?

Yes, you are a very sick child, OP. You need help but you are on the right path by coming here and admitting that.

The first thing you should do is to search the names of the people who ganked you. You must send them a mail thanking them for ganking you and helping you to realise your problem and getting you started on the road to recovery. Express your desire to change your carebear ways, and they may even be kind enough to let you join them.

Take a look at this thread:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=168100&find=unread

Take some advice from there, join a pirate corp and start bullying defenceless carebears. Within one week you will look back at your old self with 2 carriers and you will feel nauseous as you remember how shamelessly you ran missions brainlessly like a bot. You may feel some inner hatred towards yourself as you start to become aware of how sick you have been and your hatred for others like you will grow... as will your infamy and the message that you are spreading; that carebears must not be tolerated.

This is how EvE is supposed to be played, OP. Anyone who tells you otherwise must be purged.


Pirate way best way
All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.
#9 Posted: 2012.11.01 16:25
hamalosa wrote:
I feel so weak..

First, i'm french


I see your problem.







































Sorry had to.
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Caldari State
#10 Posted: 2012.11.01 18:00  |  Edited by: Mytzso
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Mytzso wrote:
The mental image of op's pod hull cracking and his amniotic fluid oozing into the vacuum of space made me quite excited. Please write more.


Seeing the end near, he exhaled all the air from his lungs and tightened himself into a ball. Seconds later he was floating through space and the ooze that once nurtured him splattered over his body. He felt his throat tighten as he fought a desire to breathe, but his instincts took over and forced him to inhale the airless space. As his lungs filled with vacuum his limbs shot in every direction in a maddened frenzy trying desperately to stop his life from extinguishing. But there was no reprieve. His killers watched on with contempt as the heat of his body was sucked out of him, leaving behind a cold lifeless corpse that would never rot -- preserving a look of utter horror and misery that will remain etched on his face for all eternity.


Pure poetry. Brought a tear to my eye and an ever so slight increase in firmness to my manhood.
#11 Posted: 2012.11.01 19:01
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:


Seeing the end near, he exhaled all the air from his lungs and tightened himself into a ball. Seconds later he was floating through space and the ooze that once nurtured him splattered over his body. He felt his throat tighten as he fought a desire to breathe, but his instincts took over and forced him to inhale the airless space. As his lungs filled with vacuum his limbs shot in every direction in a maddened frenzy trying desperately to stop his life from extinguishing. But there was no reprieve. His killers watched on with contempt as the heat of his body was sucked out of him, leaving behind a cold lifeless corpse that would never rot -- preserving a look of utter horror and misery that will remain etched on his face for all eternity.


Auto-erotic asphyxiation is bad, mmmkay?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Caldari State
#12 Posted: 2012.11.01 19:03
Xuixien wrote:
hamalosa wrote:
I feel so weak..

First, i'm french


I see your problem.

---

Sorry had to.



haha that was so clever and funny.
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#13 Posted: 2012.11.01 19:04
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:


Seeing the end near, he exhaled all the air from his lungs and tightened himself into a ball. Seconds later he was floating through space and the ooze that once nurtured him splattered over his body. He felt his throat tighten as he fought a desire to breathe, but his instincts took over and forced him to inhale the airless space. As his lungs filled with vacuum his limbs shot in every direction in a maddened frenzy trying desperately to stop his life from extinguishing. But there was no reprieve. His killers watched on with contempt as the heat of his body was sucked out of him, leaving behind a cold lifeless corpse that would never rot -- preserving a look of utter horror and misery that will remain etched on his face for all eternity.


Auto-erotic asphyxiation is bad, mmmkay?


Not to those who enjoy it.
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Minmatar Republic
#14 Posted: 2012.11.01 22:09
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:


Seeing the end near, he exhaled all the air from his lungs and tightened himself into a ball. Seconds later he was floating through space and the ooze that once nurtured him splattered over his body. He felt his throat tighten as he fought a desire to breathe, but his instincts took over and forced him to inhale the airless space. As his lungs filled with vacuum his limbs shot in every direction in a maddened frenzy trying desperately to stop his life from extinguishing. But there was no reprieve. His killers watched on with contempt as the heat of his body was sucked out of him, leaving behind a cold lifeless corpse that would never rot -- preserving a look of utter horror and misery that will remain etched on his face for all eternity.


Auto-erotic asphyxiation is bad, mmmkay?


Not to those who enjoy it.


Yeah, don't knock it till you've tried it
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#15 Posted: 2012.11.01 22:19  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:


Seeing the end near, he exhaled all the air from his lungs and tightened himself into a ball. Seconds later he was floating through space and the ooze that once nurtured him splattered over his body. He felt his throat tighten as he fought a desire to breathe, but his instincts took over and forced him to inhale the airless space. As his lungs filled with vacuum his limbs shot in every direction in a maddened frenzy trying desperately to stop his life from extinguishing. But there was no reprieve. His killers watched on with contempt as the heat of his body was sucked out of him, leaving behind a cold lifeless corpse that would never rot -- preserving a look of utter horror and misery that will remain etched on his face for all eternity.


Auto-erotic asphyxiation is bad, mmmkay?


Not to those who enjoy it.


Yeah, don't knock it till you've tried it

Oui, Ooh La La
Black Man with Goggles
#16 Posted: 2012.11.02 03:34
Funny you say that, I don't feel anything when I PVP except I laugh when I see my ship explode in a blue light, but I've never felt anything else, I can be mining and the same. I just game to pass the time mostly.
Outbreak.
#17 Posted: 2012.11.02 09:12
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:


Can someone translate OP into english for me? TIA


If you cant understand his english maybe the problem lies with you and your english.


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Minmatar Republic
#18 Posted: 2012.11.02 10:35
hamalosa wrote:
I feel so weak..

i'm french canadian


There we go.
"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP
Mordus Angels
#19 Posted: 2012.11.02 14:09
Terminal Insanity wrote:
hamalosa wrote:
I feel so weak..

i'm french canadian


There we go.


That's even worse...
Minmatar Republic
#20 Posted: 2012.11.02 15:33
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Seeing the end near, he exhaled all the air from his lungs and tightened himself into a ball. Seconds later he was floating through space and the ooze that once nurtured him splattered over his body. He felt his throat tighten as he fought a desire to breathe, but his instincts took over and forced him to inhale the airless space. As his lungs filled with vacuum his limbs shot in every direction in a maddened frenzy trying desperately to stop his life from extinguishing. But there was no reprieve. His killers watched on with contempt as the heat of his body was sucked out of him, leaving behind a cold lifeless corpse that would never rot -- preserving a look of utter horror and misery that will remain etched on his face for all eternity.

you just failed Physics 101 - vaccum is a very good insulator.
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