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Famous EVE players

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#1 Posted: 2013.01.04 06:33
Alright,

First off, Id like to thank a number of people for helping me track down a few famous EVE players and where they play. It was hard, but in the end, we did it. To keep the information about these players safe so that random twats would not invade their privacy, we shall not name and shame but simply imply where to look for them :)

Samuel Jackson
CVA

Jessica Alba
Yulai Federation

Wayne Rooney
The Kadeshi

Rumors are theres more famous ppl playing EVE and we shall have to scope for them, but for now this is what we have been able to obtain and confirm with a 99.9% accuracy.

If you have any insight about a certain player you suspect being a famous cult icon of the century, please do not hesitate to contact me so that we can verify your claims.


#2 Posted: 2013.01.04 06:34
This is so much fun, taking and posting about other people's live and rumor mongering like married folk.

But that's all over now.
Things are only impossible until they are not.
#3 Posted: 2013.01.04 06:36
Citation needed, and who is Wayne Rooney?
#4 Posted: 2013.01.04 06:50  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Hannah Flex wrote:
Citation needed, and who is Wayne Rooney?


English footballer (the sport that involves both feet and balls that are round), well known for being a chav, a thug and having a laughably bad hair transplant
Never go full Ripard
The Marmite Collective
#5 Posted: 2013.01.04 07:27
I can picture it now

"Rooney" boss cant make the match tomoz have a op

"Feirgy" It ok lad we only playing some small club from up north newcastle they never win anything

"Rooney" arr i know but didnt they win promotion few years ago?

"Feirgy" aye lad looks like they gona win relegation this year they no bother well play one of the kids you go kill sh#t and relax

"Rooney" nice one boss
my spelling sux brb find phone number for someone who gives a fu*k

nop cant find it
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
#6 Posted: 2013.01.04 07:40  |  Edited by: Gogela
There are a lot in my book.

SirMolle.
Mittens.
Montolio.
Chribba.
Entity. (I'm coming for your spaceships G)
The original T'Amber.
voogru.
Selene D'Celeste.
Too many to list...

Play for a year and you'll know who's who.

Other than that good luck. Vin Diesel plays. Nobody's gonna out the rest.
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Break-A-Wish Foundation
#7 Posted: 2013.01.04 07:40
Clean Head wrote:
Rumors are theres more famous ppl playing EVE and we shall have to scope for them, but for now this is what we have been able to obtain and confirm with a 99.9% accuracy.


I would be curious to know how you can claim such accuracy. This is EVE after all.

Also, I am Denzel Washington.
I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess.
#8 Posted: 2013.01.04 07:47
Wow, Kadeshi is really going down hill if they'd accept someone like that. Maybe they have him fuelling POS towers.
#9 Posted: 2013.01.04 08:15
Man wouldnt it be hilarious to run into SLJ in null sec?

He start droppin Pulp Fiction quotes and we wouldnt think nothing of it until someone got him on voice and he actually redid them for you.

WAIT WAIT WAIT....IDEA

Go around ransoming random CVA members and instead of demanding ISK or "sing-ransoms" we just have them do pulp fiction quotes....

then we'll find him for sure! xD
The Drake is a Lie
Disavowed.
#10 Posted: 2013.01.04 08:37  |  Edited by: Complex Potential
The idea of Wayne Rooney having the patience, social skills and reasoning ability to play eve is very amusing.

EDIT: Actually, a more fun question might be - What type of Eve player would various famous people be?

For example, SLJ is potentially the coolest man in the world. What would be his style?
#11 Posted: 2013.01.04 08:55
Complex Potential wrote:
The idea of Wayne Rooney having the patience, social skills and reasoning ability to play eve is very amusing.


since when do eve players have social skills? hell very few ive mean are even reasonable
Disavowed.
#12 Posted: 2013.01.04 08:57  |  Edited by: Complex Potential
Ok, perhaps scrub the social bit, but a certain amount of cooperation is required to progress in this game which a level of social skills.
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#13 Posted: 2013.01.04 09:02
Samuel Jackson is CVA

The world seems right again. As long as it is the S.H.I.E.L.D. Samuel Jackson and not the Natural Born Killers Samuel Jackson. The the world turned to a steaming pile of cowshit.
R.I.P. Vile Rat
#14 Posted: 2013.01.04 09:07
Wayne Rooney? The spud faced nipper ! im going to put a bounty on him and Steven Gerrard can gank him for me.
Mordus Angels
#15 Posted: 2013.01.04 09:09
Jessica Alba reporting in.
WSpace; Dead space.

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#16 Posted: 2013.01.04 09:16
Anndy wrote:
Complex Potential wrote:
The idea of Wayne Rooney having the patience, social skills and reasoning ability to play eve is very amusing.


since when do eve players have social skills? hell very few ive mean are even reasonable



I wouldn't think Wayne Rooney could even turn on the monitor, let alone the whole PC.

Does SLJ have a logo on his ship?

If he does, does it say "Bad Ass M*tha F*ka" on it?
Talemecus Valta,
PVE Director,
PVP Cannon Fodder,
Freemasons Corporation
#17 Posted: 2013.01.04 09:20
I would love to believe that there a really famous people on here, how ever I do need Proof.

I know for a Fact that Vin Diesel plays WOW, but having people say "I'm (insert celebrity name here)" doesn't really inspire me to believe.

T.
Talemecus Valta,
PVE Director,
PVP Cannon Fodder,
Freemasons Corporation
#18 Posted: 2013.01.04 09:33  |  Edited by: Spectre Wraith
Ioci wrote:
Samuel Jackson is CVA

The world seems right again. As long as it is the S.H.I.E.L.D. Samuel Jackson and not the Natural Born Killers Samuel Jackson. The the world turned to a steaming pile of cowshit.


Since when was SLJ in Natural Born Killers? How the hell do you confuse SLJ with Woody Harrelson?

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Pandemic Legion
#19 Posted: 2013.01.04 09:34
Talemecus Valta wrote:


I know for a Fact that Vin Diesel plays WOW, but having people say "I'm (insert celebrity name here)" doesn't really inspire me to believe.

T.



Last I checked he has also been into D&D since the 80's. He even wrote the foreword in the 10 year aniviversery.
#20 Posted: 2013.01.04 09:55
lol, this thread is golden Lol

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