Please help a future pirate Yaarrrr
Don't let my frosty appearance and cold attitude fool you. Once you get to know me you'll find I'm a complete and total *
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,
"Measure Twice, Cut Once."
"The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp."