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[MERC] Space Violence (Imperium)

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Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2016-11-10 13:32:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Kendarr
Hello Citizens of Eden

Ever hated your neighbour? Being bullied by some Alliance? Need to save your structure? Looking for a batphone perhaps? We are Space Violence, a PVP focused squad within the Imperium and we are here to offer our mercenary services to the masses. Space Violence has been around since 2013, conducting combat operations under the Imperium. A little over a year ago, the squad was reinvigorated with renewed PVP focus, doctrines and leadership. Since then, Space Violence has seen a growth in size from 30 to 600 members. Our experienced FCs and strong doctrines attracted the highest skilled pilots within the Imperium. This resulted in fleets comprised of competent pilots able to engage enemies against the odds and win. The squad has run doctrines ranging from destroyer class ships up to battleships and capitals with high success rates. During world war bee, Space Violence consistently defeated the MBC forces while facing inconceivable odds. We have extensive PVP experience battling entire alliances and coming out on top.

We are now offering the following services within Nullsec, Lowsec and W-Space to the masses.


  • Batphone Services.
  • Fleet Support.
  • Harassment.
  • Removal of structures.
  • Defence of structures.


Any fees involved for services (if any) would be held by a honourable third party until contract completion. It is important to note that we do not accept contracts in highsec and all contracts would be subject to the rules and laws of the Imperium.

If you are interested in any of these services then please contact in-game Kendarr.
#2 - 2016-11-10 14:03:12 UTC
Ahem.





GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONZZZZZ


Carry on.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Circle-Of-Two
#3 - 2016-11-10 17:19:18 UTC
Kendarr wrote:
Hello Citizens of Eden

Ever hated your neighbour? Being bullied by some Alliance? Need to save your structure? Looking for a batphone perhaps? We are Space Violence, a PVP focused squad within the Imperium and we are here to offer our mercenary services to the masses. Space Violence has been around since 2013, conducting combat operations under the Imperium. A little over a year ago, the squad was reinvigorated with renewed PVP focus, doctrines and leadership. Since then, Space Violence has seen a growth in size from 30 to 600 members. Our experienced FCs and strong doctrines attracted the highest skilled pilots within the Imperium. This resulted in fleets comprised of competent pilots able to engage enemies against the odds and win. The squad has run doctrines ranging from destroyer class ships up to battleships and capitals with high success rates. During world war bee, Space Violence consistently defeated the MBC forces while facing inconceivable odds. We have extensive PVP experience battling entire alliances and coming out on top.

We are now offering the following services within Nullsec, Lowsec and W-Space to the masses.


  • Batphone Services.
  • Fleet Support.
  • Harassment.
  • Removal of structures.


Any fees involved for services (if any) would be held by a honourable third party until contract completion. It is important to note that we do not accept contracts in highsec and all contracts would be subject to the rules and laws of the Imperium.

If you are interested in any of these services then please contact in-game Kendarr.

If you are willing to use Chribba or another trusted thrid party with an already established reputation like mobadder (I'd usually add my name here but as im waiting for my sub to expire it seems a bit silly) than I say +1 and good luck to you. Can never have too many merc crews out there

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Tiger Styl3z
#4 - 2016-11-11 03:34:44 UTC
Oh please..
Dont even try..
Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2016-11-11 08:45:54 UTC
Tiger Styl3z wrote:
Oh please..
Dont even try..
Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone


I represent the Goons that can be trusted.
#6 - 2016-11-11 09:08:51 UTC
Kendarr wrote:
Tiger Styl3z wrote:
Oh please..
Dont even try..
Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone


I represent the Goons that can be trusted.



On a lighter note,

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

(Readdress tie and hair)

Seriously you guys shot your self in the foot years ago and your saying you can be trusted. I think the only thing that can be trusted is if you use Chribba as the third party.
#7 - 2016-11-11 09:33:52 UTC
"Imperium?"
#8 - 2016-11-11 09:34:39 UTC
Kendarr wrote:
Tiger Styl3z wrote:
Oh please..
Dont even try..
Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone


I represent the Goons that can be trusted.

Which one?
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2016-11-11 12:50:02 UTC
renwahh wrote:
Kendarr wrote:
Tiger Styl3z wrote:
Oh please..
Dont even try..
Never trust a goon. They are pathetic to the bone


I represent the Goons that can be trusted.



On a lighter note,

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

(Readdress tie and hair)

Seriously you guys shot your self in the foot years ago and your saying you can be trusted. I think the only thing that can be trusted is if you use Chribba as the third party.


That is the plan for any work/contracts.
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2016-11-11 12:57:15 UTC
Well, we did mention that an honourable third party will be used to handle all transactions. So, how can we scam?

We are simply trying to provide new and exciting content for our squad. The group of goonz you hold prejudice for have long since gone and replaced by new faces. Why not give these new pilots a chance?
Snuffed Out
#11 - 2016-11-11 13:05:16 UTC
FCORE got free batphones and it worked out well.
#12 - 2016-11-11 17:15:34 UTC
qwanza wrote:
The group of goonz you hold prejudice for have long since gone and replaced by new faces.

Sounds legit.
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2016-11-11 19:06:39 UTC
qwanza wrote:
Well, we did mention that an honourable third party will be used to handle all transactions. So, how can we scam?

We are simply trying to provide new and exciting content for our squad. The group of goonz you hold prejudice for have long since gone and replaced by new faces. Why not give these new pilots a chance?



I wish you well in your new endevour.
BIG CHEESE KIT
#14 - 2016-11-12 10:18:39 UTC
I sent the security deposit to your recruiter and the jump freighter contract with all my stuff in station.
When are you guys going to accept my application?
#15 - 2016-11-12 10:40:56 UTC
BIG CHEESE KIT wrote:
I sent the security deposit to your recruiter and the jump freighter contract with all my stuff in station.
When are you guys going to accept my application?



About the time hell freezes over, I'd imagine

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

#16 - 2016-11-12 19:42:20 UTC
BIG CHEESE KIT wrote:
failing EVE IQ test



*snickers*

Lol

Bear

Ummm...any day now....no...really.....ANY DAY NOW.

Check back in 90 days.

I'M TOTALLY SERIAL

Big smile

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2016-11-14 20:14:49 UTC
still open
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2016-11-17 13:23:18 UTC
#19 - 2016-11-17 14:21:55 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
"Imperium?"



That's the mega coalition that stayed logged out during WWB and didn't defend their space - just let it get steam rolled. It's the group that turned one of the most epic space fight opportunities into.... well a space whoopee cushion. A few chuckles, but nothing all that memorable.

They are looking desperately for a place to be relevant. Mercenary may be it. Who knows.
#20 - 2016-11-17 14:33:41 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
"Imperium?"


Still makes me laugh.


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