EVE Fiction

 
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#1 - 2016-12-24 18:27:47 UTC
Itty the ugly industrial,
flying around like a dancer.
But if you ever saw the fit,
You would yell, "AHH EYE CANCER!"
All of the other Fleet Ops,
used to laugh and make weird memes.
They never let poor Itty,
Join in any Station Games....
Then one boring day on eve,
Goonswarm came to say:
"Itty with your hull so bright,
won't you join my fleet tonight?"
Then all the other ships shot at him,
"Pew, pew! Time to die!"
Don't forget Pod Express,
"Now blow the pod Outta... The... Sky!

Oderint, dum metuant. Let them hate, so long as they fear. -Accius

#2 - 2017-01-01 00:49:16 UTC
There's a tear in my beer,
And I'm crying for ya dear,
Because you don't want me to come home u-gin.

I'm sitting here at the bar,
I know I'm gonna go far,
With that women at the other end of the bar.

Because you don't want to me home come I go, again.
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