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Winthorp for CSM - Make WH's great again.

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#1 - 2016-12-25 08:59:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Winthorp
Hello my name is Winthorp, most people call me winny. I have been in wh space for many years and am bitter as hell as i had to leave wh's for the content of nullsec after wh space had been ruined by constant interventions by CCP.


I had hoped our savior the Noobman could fix wh space but well he is a PL guy as we all know just like all of HK are PL alts (and all of LZHX's are just farm alts as there CEO Is literally Pubway Shi of HK) so he has only been working on "the sphere". Now i normally wouldn't run for something like this as people find my honesty confronting but the three latest wh candidates to run (The first had been playing for three months and the second is absurdly ******** followed by CapricokedupKraft foods who will only bore us his entire term with confusing blogs that will sit on the fence and give no insight to an issue apart from using many intelligent words jumbled together like a child licking chalk on his first day of kindy) it left me little choice.

Now i know people think the CSM just listens to CCP's plans and advises, yeah look were this has got us. Wh's are empty as centerlink on a Friday afternoon and you can make more cash monies afking an ishtar in nullsec so here is what i will be telling them CCP guys how it is going to go down going forward.

• Firstly i expect my trip to Iceland because as an Aussie it is way far for us to travel the world on our own coin m8 and dont get me started on how damn hot it is here.
• Now we need to delete them C6's lads. They used to be controlled by some twerp russians but well they rmt that so ccp had to ban them and now it is just controlled by my old m8 brax and he just cant keep up with all them heroic naglfars that wanna stream them 12 siege cycle exploits so ima help him out and delete all that trouble.
• Im going to make escalations in C4 space becaise all the tru pvp corps have gone there andwe need to help them out and fund them.
• Now that we got dem whs fixed it is onto the jesus features. Local chat will have a 20sec delay to even things up so we can warp together with them back thier pos of friendship chatting away together like it was xmas dinner.
• Seems all these bloc CSM's have had some of there own jesus features with all these bloody rorquals stealing all the ore from all the small kids in the playground. And with the introduction of alphas we will help them out with banning all cynos on grid with a rorqual using its new seigy tool thingy.
#2 - 2016-12-25 08:59:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Winthorp
I have heard the low class whiners carry on that they need some goodies too.

So i will be deleting all combat sigs/sites from C1-3 and adding more Ore sites for them to use the capital class mining vessel the almighty Rorqual. You will be forever safe because the meanies in C5-6 can't bring the caps.
#3 - 2016-12-25 09:04:10 UTC
Reserved
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2016-12-25 09:33:00 UTC
That's pretty damn gay and dank at the same time.
The Bastard Cartel
#5 - 2016-12-25 09:33:26 UTC
At this rate I may as well run for CSM
The Bastard Cartel
#6 - 2016-12-25 09:36:01 UTC
Chevis Preston wrote:
At this rate I may as well run for CSM



it'll be fun I swear
Deepwater Hooligans
#7 - 2016-12-25 09:36:32 UTC
**** oath, he's got my support
Deepwater Hooligans
#8 - 2016-12-25 09:37:12 UTC
10/10 candidate
Didn't steal my Aeon
#9 - 2017-01-25 21:02:22 UTC
Updated fam
Circle-Of-Two
#10 - 2017-01-26 02:13:15 UTC
WOW, this post was spicy.
Escalating Entropy
#11 - 2017-01-26 16:01:01 UTC
Use the so 2016 "Make -whatever- Great Again" overused Trump meme.

Lack of creativity.

Would not vote.

Loyal servent to Mother Amamake. @EVE_Tetsel

Another Bittervet Please Ignore

#12 - 2017-02-02 14:39:25 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
I have heard the low class whiners carry on that they need some goodies too.

So i will be deleting all combat sigs/sites from C1-3 and adding more Ore sites for them to use the capital class mining vessel the almighty Rorqual. You will be forever safe because the meanies in C5-6 can't bring the caps.


Sorry, but this post says enough about your campaign. You're either gonna stand for all of us or you don't run at all.
#13 - 2017-02-03 04:37:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Winthorp
Tyrant Scorn wrote:
Winthorp wrote:
I have heard the low class whiners carry on that they need some goodies too.

So i will be deleting all combat sigs/sites from C1-3 and adding more Ore sites for them to use the capital class mining vessel the almighty Rorqual. You will be forever safe because the meanies in C5-6 can't bring the caps.


Sorry, but this post says enough about your campaign. You're either gonna stand for all of us or you don't run at all.



You will stand in line and do as you're told lowclass pleb.
#14 - 2017-02-04 09:57:31 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
Tyrant Scorn wrote:
Winthorp wrote:
I have heard the low class whiners carry on that they need some goodies too.

So i will be deleting all combat sigs/sites from C1-3 and adding more Ore sites for them to use the capital class mining vessel the almighty Rorqual. You will be forever safe because the meanies in C5-6 can't bring the caps.


Sorry, but this post says enough about your campaign. You're either gonna stand for all of us or you don't run at all.



You will stand in line and do as you're told lowclass pleb.


You come and make me, atleast, if you can find the undock button that is !!!
#15 - 2017-02-04 21:49:02 UTC
Tyrant Scorn wrote:
Winthorp wrote:
Tyrant Scorn wrote:
Winthorp wrote:
I have heard the low class whiners carry on that they need some goodies too.

So i will be deleting all combat sigs/sites from C1-3 and adding more Ore sites for them to use the capital class mining vessel the almighty Rorqual. You will be forever safe because the meanies in C5-6 can't bring the caps.


Sorry, but this post says enough about your campaign. You're either gonna stand for all of us or you don't run at all.



You will stand in line and do as you're told lowclass pleb.


You come and make me, atleast, if you can find the undock button that is !!!


Ohh no how will i ever kill your Stratios, like can you even fly anything else?
#16 - 2017-02-05 07:20:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Tyrant Scorn
Can we close this thread already, its obviously fake.
BHE 3AKOHA.
#17 - 2017-02-06 10:19:50 UTC
ВХ не видело такого позорного пацака как ты, Вини.

#18 - 2017-02-06 12:18:50 UTC
Old Miner Ecilopp wrote:
ВХ не видело такого позорного пацака как ты, Вини.



I thank you for your comments, i am very shameful yes.

But i would be a great help to the Russian community also, in rus rus RMT TZ i would make more WH's randomly spawn so the horses could find you.
#19 - 2017-02-06 18:07:31 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
Old Miner Ecilopp wrote:
ВХ не видело такого позорного пацака как ты, Вини.



I thank you for your comments, i am very shameful yes.

But i would be a great help to the Russian community also, in rus rus RMT TZ i would make more WH's randomly spawn so the horses could find you.


I actually smiled a little...
Pandemic Legion
#20 - 2017-02-09 02:57:15 UTC
As the second owner of Winthorp the character (the original owner no longer plays, as far as I know), I'd like to express concern about the number of owners the character has had.

I personally know of at least four owners, including the present one; the reality is that with so many owners over the years it is hard to be sure of the identity of "Winthorp," their history, and what they may stand for.

At any rate, the current Winthorp probably has much less of a history and breadth of experience than the character history would hint at, which should dissuade anyone from selecting them for CSM.
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