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This tyranny must end!

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Ivy League
#1 - 2017-01-09 09:11:21 UTC
To do my bit to end the tyranny, I went to the doctors and he prescribed me anti-oppressants!

BTW I blame vandals for that joke, it wasn't me wot did it. Honest.

The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.

#2 - 2017-01-11 01:48:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
This may just be the seed capital needed to start another awful jokes thread....

What was the Scorpion's favorite song?
Rokh You Like a Hurricane. Oops
#3 - 2017-01-12 01:35:48 UTC
Electus Matari
#4 - 2017-01-12 08:37:21 UTC
When i was little my father hit me witha camera, i still have flashbacks Smile
Ivy League
#5 - 2017-01-12 08:53:31 UTC
People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.

The voices in my head told me to post this. Mind you they also tell me to buy chocolate, so it can't all be bad.

Electus Matari
#6 - 2017-01-12 09:40:42 UTC
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."

#7 - 2017-01-12 19:58:57 UTC
(OP, you've created a monster....)

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet.
#8 - 2017-01-13 16:21:22 UTC
This thread is two-thirds of a pun.

PEE EWW.

Twisted

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Electus Matari
#9 - 2017-01-14 23:40:18 UTC
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
#10 - 2017-01-15 17:21:31 UTC
I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Templis CALSF
#11 - 2017-01-15 19:20:42 UTC
How to spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

Well it's not hard, really...

#12 - 2017-01-16 20:04:18 UTC
If at first you dont succeed, then maybe skydiving isnt for you
#13 - 2017-01-18 00:43:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Doctor, I've got a problem. Recently I've been having a lot of Freudian slips.
-For example?
The other night, I meant to say to my mother-in-law, "Could you pass the butter?" But instead I said, "You ruined my life, you stupid cow!"
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