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Ye Chronicles of Evonya II: CAMP CODE!

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#1 - 2017-04-22 06:27:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Sasha Nemtsov
Hi all, here's my second outing to the fantasy world of Evonya.

Trebor, Azariah, and Jester have spotted a promising mining opportunity in Highsec's Tekaima.

Unfortunately for the trio of bot-aspirants, they've been rumbled by a New Order scout, who hurries off to Camp Code to alert Mildron Klinker, no-nonsense CEO of The Conference Elite (CODE.). He immediately dispatches a fearsome gank squad to the Tekaima Mines!

The squad's departure is slightly delayed by the rousing conclusion to part two of our story, which sees the New Order unite in a typically colourful show of terpsichorean exuberance. Heck, the vibe is so good, the Saviour of Highsec himself can't resist joining in!

All that, in just six minutes; only a Permit is better value!

“Salty! Spicy! Savage!” ~ Best Tallahassee Tandoori Takeout

Ye Chronicles of Evonya
Ye Chronicles of Evonya II: CAMP CODE!
#2 - 2017-04-22 09:30:31 UTC
Vendetta Mercenary Group
#3 - 2017-04-22 09:32:26 UTC
#4 - 2017-04-23 03:52:00 UTC
Your impression of EVE's premier space detective was hilarious, and very likely accurate.

Another certain classic, Sasha, please keep them coming!

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#5 - 2017-04-23 23:03:32 UTC
A fine Masterpiece ^_^

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

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CCL Loyalist

#6 - 2017-04-24 00:57:16 UTC
roflmao

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Gallente Federation
#7 - 2017-04-26 18:09:16 UTC
Fun piece. Thanks

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Mike Azariah  ┬──┬ ¯|(ツ)

#8 - 2017-04-26 23:15:59 UTC
Please, might you upload this somewhere that doesn't want to hump my leg over getting a Google account for age verification?
Circle-Of-Two
#9 - 2017-04-27 03:36:15 UTC
Ha dam. How did I miss this when it first got posted. +1.

PS I think I may add trying to get Sasha to voice one of my exploits to my eve bucket list when I get back

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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CODE.
#10 - 2017-04-27 06:54:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Sasha Nemtsov
Areen Sassel wrote:
Please, might you upload this somewhere that doesn't want to hump my leg over getting a Google account for age verification?


Hi Areen, you've made a good point there, which certainly merits a full response.

I'm not entirely happy myself with Google's 'everything, everywhere, sign-up-once' global domination strategy. If you think it's a barrier to getting in to stuff, you should try getting out of it! They made it so bloody awkward last time I tried that I lost the will to live, and stayed - which of course was their intention.

Do you have any suggestions? I would still have to use YouTube, because it's where a lot of folks go, but I could upload to, for example, Vimeo, to give you a choice. I do have an account there, too, which I've not used for years.

I just quickly went to check Vimeo out and - they've moved the goalposts! Their sliced-up sub system means that I'd have to pay $17/mo to get what YT gives me for nothing (bar the ads, I suppose). Well, the 'Basic' account is free, so why not?

Again, let me know of any suggestions you have, and whether you'd be prepared to use Vimeo.

EDIT: I just realised that I put an age-limit thing on this particular video, because of some of the content (language). I'll take it off and add a note to the description. Thanks for pointing it out Areen.
Circle-Of-Two
#11 - 2017-04-27 08:20:12 UTC
Sasha Nemtsov wrote:
Areen Sassel wrote:
Please, might you upload this somewhere that doesn't want to hump my leg over getting a Google account for age verification?


Hi Areen, you've made a good point there, which certainly merits a full response.

I'm not entirely happy myself with Google's 'everything, everywhere, sign-up-once' global domination strategy. If you think it's a barrier to getting in to stuff, you should try getting out of it! They made it so bloody awkward last time I tried that I lost the will to live, and stayed - which of course was their intention.

Do you have any suggestions? I would still have to use YouTube, because it's where a lot of folks go, but I could upload to, for example, Vimeo, to give you a choice. I do have an account there, too, which I've not used for years.

I just quickly went to check Vimeo out and - they've moved the goalposts! Their sliced-up sub system means that I'd have to pay $17/mo to get what YT gives me for nothing (bar the ads, I suppose). Well, the 'Basic' account is free, so why not?

Again, let me know of any suggestions you have, and whether you'd be prepared to use Vimeo.

EDIT: I just realised that I put an age-limit thing on this particular video, because of some of the content (language). I'll take it off and add a note to the description. Thanks for pointing it out Areen.

The age limit is honestly nothing a grown human being couldn't overcome with minimal effort tbh... (seriously most of my eve characters have their own google accounts)

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

#12 - 2017-04-27 17:41:16 UTC
Sasha Nemtsov wrote:
EDIT: I just realised that I put an age-limit thing on this particular video, because of some of the content (language). I'll take it off and add a note to the description. Thanks for pointing it out Areen.


Seems fine now; thanks.
Caldari State
#13 - 2017-04-29 13:26:33 UTC
Sasha Nemtsov wrote:


I'm not entirely happy myself with Google's 'everything, everywhere, sign-up-once' global domination strategy. If you think it's a barrier to getting in to stuff, you should try getting out of it! They made it so bloody awkward last time I tried that I lost the will to live, and stayed - which of course was their intention.



My dear Sasha, perhaps you could view it in the light that the lawfully elected Saviour of The Internet, Google, has put in place it's own Code, which you, as a denizen of the aforementioned virtual space, must abide by?

It may seem annoying to some... But Google was, like James, elected to the position it holds atop the pecking order. And honestly, even Gallant can see that a one-time sign up is a good investment, my friend.

Enjoy your web-compliance, and rejoice in helping Google make the web a better, more content filled place!
CODE.
#14 - 2017-04-29 16:33:58 UTC
Clockwork Robot wrote:
Sasha Nemtsov wrote:


I'm not entirely happy myself with Google's 'everything, everywhere, sign-up-once' global domination strategy. If you think it's a barrier to getting in to stuff, you should try getting out of it! They made it so bloody awkward last time I tried that I lost the will to live, and stayed - which of course was their intention.



My dear Sasha, perhaps you could view it in the light that the lawfully elected Saviour of The Internet, Google, has put in place it's own Code, which you, as a denizen of the aforementioned virtual space, must abide by?

It may seem annoying to some... But Google was, like James, elected to the position it holds atop the pecking order. And honestly, even Gallant can see that a one-time sign up is a good investment, my friend.

Enjoy your web-compliance, and rejoice in helping Google make the web a better, more content filled place!


Hrrrumph! (But well reasoned, and elegantly expressed...!)
Brave Collective
#15 - 2017-04-30 14:22:32 UTC
Well done!
CODE.
#16 - 2017-05-26 18:43:51 UTC
I've updated the original post to reflect the arrival of Part II of the Chronicles.

I'd be delighted if you'd take a wander over there; here's help...

Chronicles Updated!
#17 - 2017-05-26 19:37:15 UTC
Sasha Nemtsov wrote:
I've updated the original post to reflect the arrival of Part II of the Chronicles.

I'd be delighted if you'd take a wander over there; here's help...

Chronicles Updated!


A fine addition to the series, great work Sasha!

I wonder, who was the dissenter in the crowd? I'm looking forward to the continuation.

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CODE.
#18 - 2017-05-26 20:40:12 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:

A fine addition to the series, great work Sasha!

I wonder, who was the dissenter in the crowd? I'm looking forward to the continuation.


Thanks Pix; there's always one, isn't there...

btw, did you spot yourself in the group L of centre, behind the Galaxy Farm? I took the opportunity to do a 'shout out'.
#19 - 2017-05-26 22:47:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Pix Severus
Sasha Nemtsov wrote:
Pix Severus wrote:

A fine addition to the series, great work Sasha!

I wonder, who was the dissenter in the crowd? I'm looking forward to the continuation.


Thanks Pix; there's always one, isn't there...

btw, did you spot yourself in the group L of centre, behind the Galaxy Farm? I took the opportunity to do a 'shout out'.


I did indeed, thank you for that honour! I wasn't completely sure it was me at first, as I tend to stay away from full-length mirrors.

I recognised many other C&P regulars in that segment also; it was fun trying to spot them all.

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Circle-Of-Two
#20 - 2017-05-28 07:55:46 UTC
*waits on edge of seat for part 3*

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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