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Ayeson

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  • Noobman for CSM XII - Wormhole Candidate in Council of Stellar Management

    First.

    Noobman is hands down the most active and approachable wormhole member of the CSM I have ever had the pleasure to know and fly with. I would say he is one of the most accessible CSM's ever. If you have ideas and want your voice heard by a knowledgeable and experienced pilot who understands EVE, he is a candidate you should highly consider.

  • Noobman for CSM XI. W-space Candidate in Council of Stellar Management

    Yoedric Tharewyn wrote:
    -1

    My only contact with HK was getting shittalked in local. Idk about the guy, but he's leading this bunch of edgy 15 years old teenagers.


    Actually, I'm leading a bunch of dudes who enjoy rustling people jimmies like yours. :3

  • Noobman for CSM XI. W-space Candidate in Council of Stellar Management

    HK would not be the corp we are today without Noobman, I can say with absolute certainty that his dedication and ability to inspire is one of the main reasons we've become who we are today, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

    #Noobman4CSM

    Also, I can see that K162 hasn't fully collapsed yet and is shitting up your post, go back to being irrevenant.

    Captain Sonic wrote:
    Fastest way to have WH space turned into Dominion SOV nullsec would be to vote for this man. All i can hope for is that the WH CFC coalition has lost enough Merritt by now so there wont be a Horde effect.

    Keep WH space Rent and Blue Doughnut free -1

  • QEX and renting business. in EVE Gameplay Center

    Ilaister wrote:
    Ayeson wrote:
    First off, the correct tense is paid* payed is past tense.


    I think you got the English teacher with the whiskey bottles in the bottom drawer at school bud. Condolences.


    He broke yardsticks on the blackboard actually. The dude was pretty awesome, he ended up getting fired cause he attempted to illustrate the fact that middle-schoo agedl girls shouldn't wear thongs by snapping some chicks thong strap cause she was letting it ride up her whale tail...the thing was like halfway up the small of her back in the guys defense...anyways back to English lessons...

    IIRC paying is a term that means something like "to let out" or "to let straighten"... If you were on a boat/ship and if you pay out a rope then the past tense would be payed. I think we need someone from the merchant marine, or a ship captain to confirm this.

  • QEX and renting business. in EVE Gameplay Center

    Jack Miton wrote:
    Ayeson wrote:
    Jack Miton wrote:
    NoobMan wrote:
    This sandbox game has this thing called "Politics" one of my favorite parts and the most interesting thing in Eve to me.

    See, people used to come to wspace specifically to avoid the politics of nullsec. Sadly, that wspace is long gone.

    Politics =/= Politics of nullsec.

    I mean it in the sense of nullsec was historically where the politics were in EVE. But way to miss the point.


    It's pretty naiive to think that politics only exist in nullsec Jack. Everything you have ever done, ever thought about doing, and ever will do will be motivated by an external force or have social affects/repercussions of some kind. Politics are all around me.

    ****** Betty wrote:
    I have to wonder how much LZHK's and HK are getting payed by their Russian godfather to look the other way every month to no more PVP corps in C6 space and only the Krabs.

    How much did they get payed to come to the defense of the godfathers home?

    If they try to play the we get payed nothing card then they are dumber then the godfather even makes them out to be in the soundclound.


    First off, the correct tense is paid* payed is past tense.

    Also, I AM EVEN DUMBER THAN THE GODFATHER MAKES ME OUT TO BE ON THE SOUNDCLOUD, WE'RE IN IT FOR THE TEARS M9!

    But seriously, get yourself thesaurus or something, maybe I can ask Granpappa Max to buy you one?

  • QEX and renting business. in EVE Gameplay Center

    Jack Miton wrote:
    NoobMan wrote:
    This sandbox game has this thing called "Politics" one of my favorite parts and the most interesting thing in Eve to me.

    See, people used to come to wspace specifically to avoid the politics of nullsec. Sadly, that wspace is long gone.


    Politics =/= Politics of nullsec.

  • QEX and renting business. in EVE Gameplay Center

    Jack Hayson wrote:

    NoobMan wrote:
    What is funny to me is people whiteknighting and pitchforking about the EULA like its some sacred holy text

    erm... in a game that has almost no rules the EULA is pretty much the closest you can get to a "sacred holy text".
    You can scam, you can awox... hell, if you really want to you can even bring B0TLRD to w-space, but the EULA is the one line you do not cross.


    Fairly certain everyone quoting noob's post is mis-interpreting it. I read it as "Everyone who seems to be sticking their nose in everyone elses' business, sidebar: (which is what petitions are...someone elses business) should go back to their churches and hang onto their bibles real tight and go hate on some queers"

  • Love letter to Quantum Explosion in EVE Gameplay Center

    [EXCITEMENT INTENSIFIES]

    Gary Bell wrote:

    Maybe you should just pay your rent


    A++ Gary, please keep posting forever.

  • How do we increase PvP in C5 and C6? in EVE Gameplay Center

    Jack Miton wrote:
    Ayeson wrote:
    Personal preference. Large scale brings challenges that small scale doesn't.
    I've been at every part of the wormhole food chain, I wouldn't go back to being small if you catch my drift.

    You're fully entitled to liking being in a big Corp but saying being a big Corp is harder than being a small Corp, especially in a thread about pvp, is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Even from HK.

    As I am entitled to my opinion you are entitled to yours. However, I wouldn't expect you to understand anyone else's viewpoint, considering you just ignored all the content from my posts and assumed I was saying "big corps are hard to be in"

    Did I say it was "hard" to be in a big corp? No. I said the administrative challenges that it provides me are more entertaining and interesting than ones I dealt with when HK was young. I've constantly stated that the lack of leadership is what ruins wormhole corps, and having toxic members floating around from corp to corp seems to be another one of those things.

  • How do we increase PvP in C5 and C6? in EVE Gameplay Center

    Ilaister wrote:

    Hypocrisy or ignorance?


    Personal preference. Large scale brings challenges that small scale doesn't.

    I've been at every part of the wormhole food chain, I wouldn't go back to being small if you catch my drift.

  • How do we increase PvP in C5 and C6? in EVE Gameplay Center

    Winthorp wrote:
    Ayeson wrote:
    I'm grinning like an idiot. And that's because I'm winning.


    I picture you "winning" Charlie Sheen style.


    yeah that basically nails it on the head

  • How do we increase PvP in C5 and C6? in EVE Gameplay Center

    This thread.

    wormholes have a pretty obvious lifecycle. with a few...exits...kinda like every other corp/region lifecycle in EVE there are opportunities for PVP at all of these levels and above, if you just stop sticking with the meta and do something unexpected.

    1.Corp starts small Sub 100 dudes
    Two options here...Stay Small and talk about how elite you are all the time on the forums, living out of whatever the **** kind of connection you have, barely finding anyone who wants to shoot lazers at you besides sleepers, or your members want MORE CONTENT and find a way to grow yourself into a medium sized corp.

    2.Corp grows to medium size 101 - 249 dudes
    Again, you have a few options...You like where you are now, you can stay as a medium corp operating out of whatever region you feel like i.e. wspace. You can join a wormhole alliance and either go crowd a wormhole until it kills your corp, or live separately and constantly have your thought capacity questioned by every person who has an eve-o account. Or you decide that alliances are stupid and keep recruiting people until it begins to force change on your organization

    3. Corp IS GRANDE 250+ dudes
    So, now you have anywhere between 250+ dudes (like 150+ real dudes) who are somewhat bloodthirsty, have some sort of cultural affinity with eachother, that or they hate eachother, and they love making me have ulcers and waking me/you up at all hours of the night with pings and HR issues. Anyways, if you get this big its a challenge for everyone, its a challenge for the members, for the recruiters, for the leadership (especially leadership) because dudes dont stick around if they dont have content.

    4. Corp ascends to valhalla
    RIP these dudes

    I guess where I'm going with this is...everyone plays eve for a reason, stop focusing on why everyone else is an ******* cause they have their own way to play the game, and figure out a way you can manipulate their playstyle to work for you and to provide you joy and content. I play administration online, with a smattering of spaceships. I'm proud as **** of HK and everytime someone is salty as **** about how large our fleets are and how we seem to be everywhere, I'm grinning like an idiot. And that's because I'm winning.

  • Peace in WHs in EVE Gameplay Center

    Rengas wrote:

    And can I have Ayeson as my plus one?


    Only if you take me out to dinner first in a limo. Also I would like there to be a bottle of champagne twice the size of Peter Dinklage

  • How do we increase PvP in C5 and C6? in EVE Gameplay Center

    NoobMan wrote:

    MANY MANY MANY WORDS


    OH JESUS NOOB

    tl;dr wormholses are fine most of you are just organized and led like **** **** tier scrubs and need to suck less

  • C5/C6 Rental Opportunities in EVE Gameplay Center

    NoobMan wrote:
    GizzyBoy wrote:
    Joke or not wormhole sales/advertisements are not supposed to be in here, ala the sticky. and the original post sounded pretty serious to me even if it is the first of April.

    https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=128637&find=unread

    "Please note that this forum section is intended for discussing various aspects of wormhole gameplay and not advertising wormhole locations for sale. All such advertisements should be placed in the Sell Orders section. "


    Please... Its an April Fools Joke.


    We're gonna need a bigger salt pusher thing

  • -Cancellation- Removal of Renters in EVE Gameplay Center

    Confirming we are a catch based nullsec alliance who only dabble in wormholes. Please contact us for exciting catch ratting opportunities for low low isk prices. We promise we won't kill your carriers.

  • Singularity: Requests for account reactivation in EVE Technology and Research Center

    Please reactivate this account. Thank you.

  • [Official] Notable Persons of Wormhole Space™ in EVE Gameplay Center

    Proclus Diadochu wrote:

    Notable Persons of Wormhole Space

    Ayeson - Elected by 56-10 "Yea" on 3-2-15


    USA USA USA!!

    HK trifecta?

    Nominating
    Turd Destroyer

  • [Official] Notable Persons of Wormhole Space™ in EVE Gameplay Center

    Jack Miton wrote:
    HEY ISD, YOU MISSED ONE


    Jack why do you always get angry when we pretend to be e-famous?

  • [Official] Notable Persons of Wormhole Space™ in EVE Gameplay Center

    I like this thread, I would like to thank the academy for the nomination.

    Also I didn't see a Noobman or a Samantha Elroy listed...I nominate both

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