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Jonah Gravenstein

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  • Crime and NO punishment in EVE Gameplay Center

    Mike Adoulin wrote:
    Wow. Drac is still crying hard.

    What a moronic idiot.

    Also...I'm a station trader.

    *snickers*

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    You really are a clueless moronic fool, huh, Dracky?

    Must be why you fail so much at this game, as well as life in general.

    Just like the OP.
    Station trader was aimed at me; quelle surprise he's wrong about that too. I do arbitrage trading, amongst other things; most of which, unlike station trading, involve undocking.

  • Crime and NO punishment in EVE Gameplay Center

    Dracvlad wrote:
    You are both crying, the brown noser who station trades and never PvP's, and the unfunny poster who has not blown up anything since 6th April, you are both suited to each other.

    Jonah is blocked because he was stalking me on the forums, posting after I posted on any subject
    Pulling you up on misinformation and outright bullshit is not stalking, it's a public service.

    If you didn't talk shite all the time, you wouldn't get pulled up on it.

    Quote:
    and also due to the simple fact that he was offering his thoughts on things he never did himself, as he does not PvP, and to make it clear that is blowing up pixels, not selling them. His posts were a complete and utter waste of time to read as he has no experience
    Actually I was sharing my thoughts on how to avoid PvP as a noncombatant, which is something that I do do

    Quote:
    and is no more than a brown noser trying to fit in with the cool kids club.
    Pot, kettle.

    Quote:
    He did give me a great moment in telling me that the Mercs did not want to war deck me as it was not worth it, I knew what was meant by that, Jonah was too stupid to get it.
    Oh I got it alright, it's a shame that you didn't.

  • Crime and NO punishment in EVE Gameplay Center

    Mike Adoulin wrote:
    Galaxy Pig wrote:
    You realize that we all just think you're a nutjob for saying that all the time. It doesn't make any sense. It's not even coherent for a conspiracy theory.



    We know he's a nutjob. His sig proves that. It also proves he's a moron, a fool, and a bad player.

    Oh, and a liar as well.

    And apparently unable to comprehend English to boot.

    I consider being blocked by him as an accomplishment TBH, I'm in good company on that list.

    He particularly dislikes bears with zero presence on killboards, that mitigate their risk successfully by using game mechanics to their advantage (hence no killboards), and share what they know. Even more so if they disagree with or dispute his posts.

  • Dear CCP, you are doing it wrong, in EVE Communication Center

    Aedaxus wrote:
    I like how in the posts how "we" and "you" is used.


    Abrazzar wrote:
    It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths

  • I thought this was EVE Online, not Safe Space Online in EVE Communication Center

    Teckos Pech wrote:
    Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
    EULA wrote:
    You are encouraged to use a pseudonym, but you may not choose a name that violates anyone's trademarks, publicity rights or other rights.
    You probably fell foul of this rule.

    Donald Trump has trademarked his name according to the US patent and trademarks office, both with and without the J.


    But did he trademark, DonaldJTrump? Or how about DonaldJTrump USAPresident? P
    Publicity rights would also apply, but TBH who cares?

    The saline solution in this thread is weak.

  • I thought this was EVE Online, not Safe Space Online in EVE Communication Center

    EULA wrote:
    You are encouraged to use a pseudonym, but you may not choose a name that violates anyone's trademarks, publicity rights or other rights.
    You probably fell foul of this rule.

    Donald Trump has trademarked his name according to the US patent and trademarks office, both with and without the J.

  • [MERC] The Marmite Collective in EVE Gameplay Center

    I'd like to interject with this; Marmite (the foodstuff) is considered by many to be the sweat from the devil's arsecrack, conversely others love it.

  • Hi-Sec Bear hunting as an Alpha clone ? in EVE Gameplay Center

    Feyd's carebear to killer is worth a read, he likes his implants but does have a nasty dual rep Incursus fit that can be adapted to your alpha restrictions.

    Ralph and Omar are regular posters here and did/do this kind of thing all the time, they'll probably throw some pointers in when they see the thread.

  • Should i Pod my dog? in EVE Communication Center

    Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
    Mark Marconi wrote:
    Sobaan Tali wrote:
    StonerPhReaK wrote:
    My cat has recently grown fond of giving me q-tips. She leaves them on my pillow and on my chair here at the desk. Weird things they are...


    Perhaps that's some kind of message...maybe that's her way of saying "I love you," or "Foolish human...you're the pet in this house and I am you're owner. Never forget that."

    The ancient Egyptians had the right idea.

    Worshiping cats, rather than deluding yourself that they are your pet. They own you. Smile

    Yes but to the Ancient Egyptians cats were the ushers into the afterlife. So does that mean that all cat owners are already dead?!Shocked

    Then leaving dead things at your door or pillows could be construed as... "your time has come silly human!!"Twisted
    Relevant linkage

  • Kill this thieving whore [Niran Krynn] in EVE Gameplay Center

    Rai Hantzel wrote:
    Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
    StonerPhReaK wrote:
    Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.

    Fly sexy, Fly Stratios.
    And crimewatch too; the OP's suggestion of blasting someone the moment they enter system is amusing, given the nature of the consequences for shooting at somebody in hisec without the appropriate flags in place


    OP the loot isn't yours until it's in your hangar, in the station.


    Oh **** yes it is mine, if anything I should get a kill right on her for it, still I just wanted to alert folks and hope someone blasts the little ****, cause those stratios are expensive even if ya are using them for intended use like exploring instead of wandering around hi-sec pissing off people new to the game. I'd still like to see a nice fat killfeed on her because from what I hear, bounties aren't worth **** in this game, and not really worth spending the money on.
    Both salty and wrong about nearly everything.


  • Call to Arms! in EVE Communication Center

    ISD Buldath wrote:
    I believe this stream will take part at 0100 here.
    *settles in*

  • Kill this thieving whore [Niran Krynn] in EVE Gameplay Center

    Mike Adoulin wrote:
    Why hello there, fellow EVE player.
    If you're going to steal a line, it may as well be one of Mr Kane's.

    Here's my prediction for the OP, having gained the attention of a radioactive rodent.

  • [MERC] The Marmite Collective in EVE Gameplay Center

    Yaosus wrote:
    GF Marmites LOL !

    Did Tora give you each glasses to watch your citadel going boom? Bail that toxic alliance while you can. Smart people know what I am talking about.

    The things you're going to get from being in there is being lied to and being constantly killed. Tora's lies can't protect you.
    You need to edit your sig because, TBH, you suck at propaganda.

    If you wish to demoralise your opponents with it, you need to be a damn sight more subtle; otherwise they just laugh at you.

  • Should i Pod my dog? in EVE Communication Center

    Tuttomenui II wrote:
    Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
    Kitteh wrote:
    pod the dog, get a cat!
    Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night.


    Those are tributes for her master. You should be eating these gifts.
    Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

    The gifts are more like "look what I found, now go one better".

  • Should i Pod my dog? in EVE Communication Center

    Kitteh wrote:
    pod the dog, get a cat!
    Cats are great, mine ninja loots random stuff that has died, like the bloody great seagull she dumped on the doorstep the other night.

  • Kill this thieving whore [Niran Krynn] in EVE Gameplay Center

    StonerPhReaK wrote:
    Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.

    Fly sexy, Fly Stratios.
    And crimewatch too; the OP's suggestion of blasting someone the moment they enter system is amusing, given the nature of the consequences for shooting at somebody in hisec without the appropriate flags in place


    OP the loot isn't yours until it's in your hangar, in the station.

  • Make cloaking devices use strontium in EVE Technology and Research Center

    Paikis wrote:
    This thread comes up on almost a weekly basis. In fact, I'd be surprised if there wasn't a nerf cloaking thread in the first 2 pages on this forum section. Almost every single one of them goes like this:

    1. OP posts a post with a new (lol) idea that always boils down to some variation of the following:
    - "There's a big meanie who is sitting in my system and not doing anything, but I don't know where he is and I can't ever just go next door. I can't find said meanie and even though I know that he's probably at work and poses no threat at all, I wont do anything in my system that I absolutely can't leave ever because he might not be at work and I might lose a ship. CCP please stop the meanie from being able to do nothing to me because he's probably at work"

    2. Thread gets trolled because its been done literally to death. This horse has been beaten so hard and so often that it's little more than a memory of a memory of a red smear on the grass, and yet it STILL WONT DIE! In fact it's been done so many times that this particular horse is now undead; even if it does die, it will still be remembered and parodied.

    3. Someone comes along and suggests that AFK cloakers can't hurt you, because they are, by their very definition, AFK. No one ever lost a ship to someone who ISN'T PLAYING THE GAME.

    4. Someone else comes along and points out that while the cloaker might be AFK, he might not be, and so we have Schrodinger's Hot Dropper. The cyno pilot who might be AFK... but he might not be as well, and you will only know for sure when he decloaks, points and lights his candle. (Yes, I know this isn't how the cat works)

    5. Someone else comes along and suggests that you use bait and setup a TARP. Or have a defence fleet on standby. Heaven forbid you have to actually fight to defend your space.

    6. A further person comes along and suggests that the problem isn't cloaking AFK in your system that you can't possibly leave ever, but that you KNOW that the person is AFK in your system... and perhaps local should be removed because free 100% accurate intel is probably not the best thing in the game and if you didn't know that the big meanie was in your system, you wouldn't be worried about leaving the undock/POS.

    7. Then another person pokes their head in and complains that local is 100% NEEDED because D-Scan and probing are such bad mechanics, and IF YOU TAKE MY LOCAL AWAY IM QUITTING FOREVER AND NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY STUFF!

    8. Someone asks if they can have 7's stuff.

    We end up with another thread which goes on for pages and pages between complains about local, defence fleets, inability to just go next door, people who aren't playing the game but are playing the meta, lots of bickering and in the end nothing gets solved. CCP wont remove cloaking because it would mess with waaay too many things and it creates content (which is a good thing) by removing content (which is a bad thing) but they can't really think of any way to do it without a complete overhaul of the local and scanning systems.

    Now that I've had this entire thread's conversation, can we just let it die? Please?

  • Rogue Swarm - Kill Thieves in EVE Communication Center

    Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
    Well I had a plan. To go at it slightly differently and a bit of a white knight but an evil bastard one.


    Take your veteran T3, preferably with a cloak, find the names of people complaining in local and ask them through pms for player name and ship type, then adjust your own ship accordingly. You know that this person will lose sites so ask them to team up with you. Let them run the content and sit cloaked right by the gate ready to pounce on the unsuspecting. The thief rolls in ready to steal at a moments notice, u see ship and probable fit, wait, then when your new bro best bud says last spawn you activate gate and warp in knowing the thief will likely steal said loot either way. And if you time it right you simply land, scram and go to town on the thief.

    I like picking on the people that pick on people for some reason. Oh and the salt is WAAAAY better when they are "leet" pvpers and you are a scrub "minah!!"

    No finer or juicier salt in the world!!Twisted
    And then....


    You steal the loot Pirate

  • Rogue Swarm - Kill Thieves in EVE Communication Center

    Marcus Binchiette wrote:
    Nah. The real scumbags are the people like me who will link you the items looted so that you can know what it is you missed out on. Sometime i exagerate, and link a Nyx skin when I shouldn't, but, some people don't seem to like that at all...
    You have come far young padawan.

  • Would having a PvP arena help remove stuff from the game? in EVE Technology and Research Center

    Given the choice between instant PvP and having to look for PvP, most people will opt for the instant option.

    TL;DR An arena would become the de facto place for ship based PvP, simply because of the accessibility; in turn killing off 90%+ of non arena ship based PvP.

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