Dom Arkaral wrote:
/me thinks you like Hello Kitty Online a lot
It's been quite a while since this was last brought up ...telling Eve players to go to Hello Kitty Online used to be a kind of meme here several years ago.
So, no offense, but I got to ask: have you ever tried it yourself?
And let me tell you, it's HARDCORE. About the first item you get in this game is a big ax. Then a pickax and scissors.
So...we can imagine how to put these instruments to good use, I guess. Mind you, this game is intended for children
The tutorial tells you how to use the ax to chop wood and the pickax to mine- I forgot what the scissors were used for.
So you enter the pink sweet candy world of Hello Kitty online, tightly gripping your ax, and see other people using their pickaxes to mine.
Now here's where I encountered a major, game breaking bug, since for reasons unknown I couldn't use my ax to kill and dismember the miners. I had harvested some wood in advance and was planning to plant the heads of slain miners on those sticks to mark my newly claimed territory in this strange, strange world- but this turned out to be impossible, either by wilful negligence of the devs or another major bug.
So I soon lost interest and canceled my account, yet I'm still excited thinking about the endless possibilities that could have been.
And if you think I'm making this up, because no person could possibly be this pathetic, then you probably underestimate the power of sheer boredom. And here is the proof
Now I've written a lot of stupid text in other people's threads...sorry about that..uhm... just let me buy 100 shares for wasting your time, OK?