We are a corporation that like to get involved in all aspects that EvE Online has to offer.
We are active, friendly and not afraid to take on and build up even the newest of pilots. We have a vast amount of experience amongst our pilots and we thrive on the opportunity to help and develop our corporation into something even more great than what it is.
So if your ambitions, not afraid to get your hands dirty, enjoy good laughs and are not too shy to talk on comms, then come on over to our public channel and poke one of the recruiters, we would love to hear from you.
Public Channel – Lizards Pub
Points of contact –
Recruitment Status – Open
What we look for :
18+ Years of age
The hunger to smash people in the face
Solid sense of humour, we love the bants
What you can expect :
Strong UK/EU time zone presence
Daily PVP roams
Experience and willing to assist
Corp JF service
Weekly BLOPS fleets
If you’re oline during Euro time this week, do me a favour and drop by our in-game channel, The EDF Bar for a chat. A large amount of our doctrines are armour based and we have plenty of content for you to enjoy.
Sonic Intoxication is a group oriented Null Sec corporation looking for players who are interested in Team based game play and progression.
Sonic Intoxication Offers >>
Small - Medium Gang Warfare
Voice Communication Tools
Ship Replacement Program
Ore / PI Corp Buyback
Years Of Experience
Sonic Intoxication is Looking For >>
Pilots looking to learn
Pilots who can Have fun
About Sonic Intoxication
Sonic Intoxication consists of Pilots who have been playing from 14 years to 4 months! An old corp that is recently reforming and establishing our presence in an Alliance that is establishing its presence. Teaching others Eve is all part of the game, and our pilots are not adverse to it.
Our pilots don’t take the game too seriously, but at the same time are looking to improve ourselves and our space!
If you’re looking to be a part of something and grow with us, rather than be just another number evemail or convo Zarosh Dugan today!
Are you between 18-99 years old? Are you allowed to watch R-rated movies. Have you ever performed the hellicopterdicking? Are you a hellicopter pilot named Richard? Can you stop the Rokh? Do you really want to stop the Rokh? Is going to the disco your other favourite activity? Then it’s time for you to sign up to BlueWaffe, the Bluest of Waffes. Join BlueWaffe pub for more info
What we offer:
Questionable Advice and Tutorials
Strong and Stable Memes
Hopes and Dreams
The Biggest E-Peens
No Rhymes Allowed
Empty Collection Cups for Tears
Hookers and Blackjack
What we expect:
Willingness to use Teamspeak
Willingness to pretend to enjoy Admiral Genaral Alagreen’s jokes
Willingness to explode
Willingness to be self sufficient
Ability to accommodate one regulation sized Pineapple to the rear