Hi, I’m looking for a new home for myself.
I would call myself somewhat of an experienced PvPer, but I know I could use some work.
I’m looking for a corp that could give me a chance to distinguish myself and earn myself a name.
Here is some of my work:
I would also like to call myself at least a decent pilot:
(If you go back far enough on my killboard, you’ll catch a glimpse of when I was REALLY a 1337 PvPer)
I know these achievements aren’t impressive to many of the people viewing this, and that’s why I’m here.
I’ve very interested in Black Ops, though I can’t fly any of the battleships or use covert cynos myself.
I want to become one of the best small gang FCs in this game - A notorious pirate - that ambitious ■■■■.
Moreover, I have a very special place in my heart for Piracy. Hisec, Lowsec, Nullsec, Wormholes: Non-consensual PvP is one of the best kinds of PvP.
I’m looking for a Lowsec, Nullsec, or J-space corp.( I can consider joining a hisec merc corp, but if you just hump Jita etc. for 12 hours a day, I’m not really interested.)
SMALL GANG BROS PLS
Here are a couple of things I expect from a corp trying to recruit me:
-Active PvP (not 52 dudes in Battleships flying 50 jumps to blap 10 nerds in Gilas, though)
-The ability to make isk by PvPing.
-Willingness to undock and die. I don’t like roaming alone, I can have fun that way, of course, but it’s more fun with even 1 buddy to fly around with.
-Support me. I’m kinda self-sufficient, but sometimes I’m gonna need a hand to get me to where i’m trying to go. I stick with my corpmates. Y’all gotta stick with me.
Those are only the things I could think of off the top of my head.
Things I can provide:
A dope ass (wannabe) small/micro gang FC.
My dank meme stash
My elite bants.
I can fly Caldari & Gallente T3Cs, Recons, and HACs.
I’m a little rusty, but i’m a dank ass Frigate pilot.
I can’t show up for your CTAs most of the time. I’m a sophmore in highschool, and I get up really early in the morning. RLF corps only, please.
I don’t want to be fodder in your huge fleets. BLOBs have never interested me, small/medium gangs only, please.
Y’all gotta have a sense of humor, man. I understand a need for maturity but i’m a jokester sometimes - and my jokes aren’t always appropriate.
Don’t be a raka puss-puss.
You gotta pronounce “Gila” the proper way. (He-la)
If you’re still interested in me after hearing my incoherent rambling, please hit me up either here, or in an eve-mail.
I’m probably missing a lot of useful information in this topic, but i’m sure we’ll cover this in our interviews.
I want to get a feel for you before I join - catch a roam with you, get to know you first. Don’t expect to snatch me into joining your corp within the first 5 minutes of meeting you: I’m picky.