# 8 Golden Rules for EVE Online **URL:** \ **Category:** New Citizens Q&A\ **Created:** [June 20, 2017, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973 "2017-06-20T15:33:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/770 "2025-06-06T15:04:32Z")
![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/1/7/0/1702c4ccd37c35199ca9c049b57d793f57c23eec.jpeg) # F1 Monkey ---
**Author:** ![Glenduil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/glenduil/32/501812_2.png) [@Glenduil](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Glenduil)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/771 "2025-06-06T15:05:03Z")
Oh so it means awesome. An F1 monkey is someone no ganker can catch. ---
**Author:** ![Aallin\_Gicquet](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aallin_gicquet/32/510703_2.png) [@Aallin\_Gicquet](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aallin_Gicquet)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/772 "2025-06-06T17:29:02Z")
Now, Now Zaera is perfect. She Is a perfect F1 monkey and do not forget it.. And Zaera as I defended your perfection. You now owe frostpacker a perfect 1 billion Isk. No not 1 billion Isk. A perfect 1 billion Isk. To be sent to Frostpacker or one of his alts… On a different note. Why would anyone use the F1 key mining. That does not make sense. Mining is not shooting a hostile target.. ---
**Author:** ![Glenduil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/glenduil/32/501812_2.png) [@Glenduil](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Glenduil)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/773 "2025-06-06T17:36:39Z")
I’m sure you’ll find it in an unmarked cannister in Eve’s cemetery. It seems to be where undeserved payments are stored. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/774 "2025-06-06T20:56:01Z")
> [@Aallin\_Gicquet](#): > > Mining is not shooting a hostile target.. Depends on who is mining ![Sc9i33](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/a/4/3/a43a03c930c3e836d69a7b24582d7cbea243a896.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Ben\_Bitenchett](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ben_bitenchett/32/461606_2.png) [@Ben\_Bitenchett](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ben_Bitenchett)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/775 "2025-06-11T20:40:09Z")
I want to add one more thing here. If you’re new and joining a corp, ask veterans not associated with them what their opinion is on it, and i’m not talking about the “experienced” people in that group. Some of these groups are incredibly predatory with their recruiting, do not have much to offer you that others can’t, and often lack actually competent pilots to teach you how to play the game. A group that you have to go out of your way to find or is known via word of mouth to be good for new players will be better for your enjoyment of this game 99/100 times compared to some group that sent a chat invite in a starter system. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2025, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/776 "2025-06-12T08:49:39Z")
> [@Ben\_Bitenchett](#): > > will be better for your enjoyment of this game 99/100 times The 1/100 has 0% tax. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/6/2/f6218541f5067978bbfb0dcebf92c2f2aac99c88.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Schwansky](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sarah_schwansky/32/442901_2.png) [@Sarah\_Schwansky](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sarah_Schwansky)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/777 "2025-06-23T10:14:36Z")
You would like that wouldn’t you, see someone cry over pixels? More salt for your beef? ---
**Author:** ![Glenduil](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/glenduil/32/501812_2.png) [@Glenduil](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Glenduil)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/778 "2025-06-23T10:20:47Z")
Where did you get crying out of this? I never mentioned tears. Besides- no need for tears when you an just buy a new hull, put your favorite skin back on it with a click of a button, and refit it. It takes very little time to get back out there as if nothing happened. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/779 "2025-06-23T19:46:54Z")
> [@Sarah\_Schwansky](#): > > ou would like that wouldn’t you, see someone cry over pixels? Tears are delicious, especially his, extra salty. ![rain 2](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/2/4/1/24111c669194fe189242cf620eeb3bb385c95618.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Aurra\_Guin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/aurra_guin/32/465996_2.png) [@Aurra\_Guin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Aurra_Guin)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973/780 "2025-06-27T22:52:06Z")
This is great [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/8-golden-rules-for-eve-online/3973.md?page=34)