Akadeimia Keipouron: We serve you HOTT Space Knowledge!


(Elassus Herron) #21

We also recruit in EU/US TZs! There’s stuff going on 'round the clock! ZOMG.

(Elassus Herron) #22

Recruitment is ongoing! Drop in and say hi!

(Elassus Herron) #23

We are open to trying new experiences, with you! Come get to know us!

(Elassus Herron) #24

Did we mention we love it when you share dog memes with us? We do! Come visit our public channel and ask us how!

(Elassus Herron) #25

We’re still recruiting! Drop in and say hi!

(Elassus Herron) #26

Recruitment is OPEN ZOMG.

(Elassus Herron) #27

Recruitment is still up! We’re so excited to meet you!

(Elassus Herron) #28

Welcome! Take a seat over there, next to the stack of tentacle-themed drone erotica holovids! Don’t pay them any mind, I don’t know why they’re there.

(Elassus Herron) #29

Ask us about our skincare regimen! We’ll take you on a magical beauty-routine adventure if you join our corp!

(Elassus Herron) #30


Come bask in the glowing warmth of corporate culture, visit us!

(Elassus Herron) #31

omg come stay over! We’ll put on make-up and read about the latest celebrities and watch holovids and talk about boys and it’ll be the best corp ever.


(Elassus Herron) #32

Come be that special someone for us! Join our corp!

(Elassus Herron) #33

Recruitment is open! Come hang out in our lounge, chat with us about that messy celebrity beef that was all over GalNet! Then we can all lie to social media together about our “lifestyle” adventures! It’ll be the best!

(Elassus Herron) #34

Recruitment is open, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(Elassus Herron) #35

Recruitment is open! We’re so excited to meet you!

(Elassus Herron) #36

Recruitment is open! Come say hi, let us tell you all about our latest regrettable fashion choices!

(Elassus Herron) #37

Recruitment is open! Come fly with us and learn about how to get paid! #werk

(Elassus Herron) #38

You know how you grow up into a humble family of station janitors, cleaning out the hangar bay, wistfully dreaming about a better life, and then some shipcaptain appears out of nowhere and sweeps you off your feet and you find out that you’re actually minor nobility and now you get to go to fancy parties and live in castles on exotic planets and wear a tiara?

Well! Joining our corp is just like that, kinda! Start your adventure with us today!