# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313>\
**Category:** Recruitment Center\
**Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\
**Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/201 "2019-10-14T06:51:34Z")

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Recruitment is open! Start your day off right by watching some wholesome children’s shows, eating a good breakfast, and shooting reds right in their stupid face!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 2:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/202 "2019-10-15T02:52:18Z")

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Recruitment is open! Discover the wonders of our annual costume pageant! Guaranteed to make you feel weird the next time you see your parents!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/203 "2019-10-16T05:28:29Z")

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Recruitment is open! Ask about our creative breakfast recipes! We’ll show you how to make something new and alarming out of those leftovers!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/204 "2019-10-17T07:31:47Z")

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Recruitment is open! Come gossip with us about our leader’s fashion crimes!

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**Author:** ![Giand\_Amazone](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/giand_amazone/32/396726_2.png) [@Giand\_Amazone](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Giand_Amazone)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/205 "2019-10-18T17:49:38Z")

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Bumbing for some sexiness love from Elassus

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**Author:** ![Feuras\_Novita](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/feuras_novita/32/169117_2.png) [@Feuras\_Novita](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Feuras_Novita)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/206 "2019-10-18T18:07:33Z")

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@Elassus_Herron @Giand_Amazone Guys, do you have a new discord link? The one in the post doesn t work. Tnx 🙂

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/207 "2019-10-18T20:52:43Z")

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I do! It’s [https://discord.gg/jFTM7s](https://discord.gg/jFTM7s).

For some reason, there’s no edit function on the original post, and I can’t fix it up there. CCPlz.

Also sent you the link via ingame mail. See you soon!

\<3  
EH

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2019, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/208 "2019-10-19T07:53:50Z")

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Recruitment is open! Regular fleet action! Frequent roams! Conveniently scheduled therapy sessions with all the tissues and safety blankets you need! We’ll help you work through some _issues_! (spoiler: it involves shooting missiles at Those Reds until they explode!)

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/209 "2019-10-20T06:58:51Z")

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Recruitment is open! The experimental pastry tasting station is over _there_ →

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/210 "2019-10-21T07:01:35Z")

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Recruitment is open! Remember, when flying in combat fleets with us, to wash down that candy-colored mix of illicit boosters we gave you with a single-serving bottle of Quafe Zero! Your face will probably go numb, but you’re doing it _for the children_.

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**Author:** ![Suto](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/suto/32/489111_2.png) [@Suto](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Suto)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/211 "2019-10-21T17:59:58Z")

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+1 For the feel-nice spacey-times. Only been with these guys a week or so and already they have bent-over backwards to make me at home and offer all the support an explosion-prone prospective PVP’er could wish for.

Come and be the new kid so it isn’t me any more!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2019, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/212 "2019-10-22T09:32:12Z")

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Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to use plenty of soap!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2019, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/213 "2019-10-23T08:55:55Z")

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Recruitment is open! Our annual Fall Celebration is almost here! Don’t miss the Harvest Exhibition, where our newest gardeners have grown some very alarming vegetables! It’s guaranteed to be acutely distressing!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2019, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/214 "2019-10-24T06:54:31Z")

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Recruitment is open! Brush your teeth!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2019, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/215 "2019-10-25T05:43:36Z")

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Recruitment is open! I’d say we have only the highest standards for new pilots, but I just saw a holovid about some celebrity couple breaking up and now Love Is Dead and I’m feeling especially needy!

(in seriousness, though: we _do_ want our recruits to be decent people and not trash-goblins, but our corp is open to players of any skill level, especially new players!)

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2019, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/216 "2019-10-26T06:50:15Z")

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Recruitment is open! I brought cupcakes!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2019, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/217 "2019-10-27T08:47:37Z")

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Recruitment is open! Come over tonight for the sleepover! We’ll try on make-up, and talk about celebrities, and watch all your favorite rom-coms on the holovid while ugly-crying about The Power of Love and eating ice cream! It’s great for bonding!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2019, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/218 "2019-10-28T08:01:16Z")

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Recruitment is open! Leave your pants at home!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2019, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/219 "2019-10-29T07:15:04Z")

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Recruitment is open! Story Time every afternoon at 16:00!

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**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/220 "2019-10-30T07:27:46Z")

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Recruitment is open! Take a walk, have some herbal tea, shoot some reds _right in the dick_! It’s called self-care.

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