# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/261 "2019-12-10T04:16:22Z")
Recruitment is open! If you, like me, just ate ALL THE PANCAKES, don’t worry! We are all about that #positivity, and would _never_ shame you for treating yourself, because you deserve it! But if you’d _also_ like a healthy, supportive environment where you can take part in lots of enrichment activities to help you burn off those indulgences (like some light exercise, maybe a refreshing walk, or shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with rockets), you’ve come to the right place! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/262 "2019-12-11T04:45:09Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to bring some dog memes! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/263 "2019-12-12T04:01:11Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget, will always keep you informed about the latest fashion trends and celebrity news, because we love you and know that you care about the important things in life. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/264 "2019-12-13T11:25:55Z")
Recruitment is open! Visit our rejuvenating spa station, full of amenities to cater to your every need! Even the weird stuff! We don’t judge! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/265 "2019-12-14T07:53:08Z")
Recruitment is open! We run public NRDS fleets for combat training every Saturday! If you are A Noob, and would like to dive into some HOTTT pvp sexytimes, just drop us a line! We’ll set you up with fits, get you sorted on our comms so you can talk about dog memes or whatever, and take you out for a spin! It’s a great way to learn! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/266 "2019-12-15T11:37:42Z")
Recruitment is open! Try the pancake bar! Our culinary _aritistes_ are ready and willing to serve you breakfast food that caters to your every desire, no matter how inappropriate and weird! We don’t judge! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/267 "2019-12-16T07:01:36Z")
Recruitment is open! We provide new pilots with many amenities to help them get started on their EVE journey, like pre-fit ships, skillplans, and a personalized fashion consultant to help you discover your true self and life your best life, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/268 "2019-12-17T09:51:26Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking to try something new, like living in nullsec or experimental _avant-garde_ fashion choices, this is the corp for you! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/269 "2019-12-18T06:44:22Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss our pvp training seminar and book club! This week we’ll discuss why your favorite character is Problematic™ while shooting reds _right in their stupid face_! It makes for a very enlightening character study! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/270 "2019-12-19T08:26:32Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget the dog memes! They’re the best! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/271 "2019-12-20T06:56:59Z")
Recruitment is open! Come join our fleets and learn about all kinds of fleet stuff, while also making new friends and learning important life lessons! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/272 "2019-12-21T08:53:00Z")
Recruitment is open! Public NRDS training fleets every Saturday! Come fly with us and experience all kinds of exciting and new feelings! It’s very therapeutic to get in touch with your inner self, by shooting reds _right in the face_! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/273 "2019-12-22T07:44:02Z")
Recruitment is open! Come celebrate Yoiul with us in festive spirits, by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_! Bask in the glowing warmth of friendship and holiday cheer, and also the rapidly expanding cloud of new and exciting forms of matter that used to be their ship! Don’t forget to collect their frozen corpse! They’re great decorations for holiday parties! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/274 "2019-12-23T07:19:49Z")
Recruitment is open! We’re ready to help you stay positive and motivated on your EVE journey! Practice any one of our self-affirmations in front of a mirror every day to get in tune with your best self! Try it today, they’re all based on celebrity wellness tips we found on the holonet! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2019, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/275 "2019-12-24T05:43:08Z")
Recruitment is open! Even when those other corps are off spending time with their families or whatever, we’re here, for you, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2019, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/276 "2019-12-25T08:18:32Z")
Recruitment is open! Have a safe and joyous Yoiul, and remember to have somebody hold your hair back when the holiday cheer gets to be a bit much! We won’t ever judge you for your life choices, even the weird stuff you asked for on your wish list this year, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2019, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/277 "2019-12-26T07:18:12Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking for a corp that will help you find your way through difficult holiday decisions (we love and support you and want you to be happy, but that “ironic” ugly sweater isn’t ironic; it’s just ugly and we should talk about your life choices), then you’ve come to the right place! Hang out with us and work off that post-holiday-party guilt! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2019, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/278 "2019-12-27T06:21:30Z")
Recruitment is open! We’ll see you soon, and don’t forget to bring an extra set of underpants!! You never know when you might need clean underpants, so it’s always a good idea to have extra! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/279 "2019-12-28T09:40:28Z")
Recruitment is open! Training fleets every Saturday (today!) for HOTT pvp sexytimes! Come fly with us and experience That Special Feeling! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/280 "2019-12-29T04:51:09Z")
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