# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/281 "2019-12-30T07:04:23Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you know? We have more valid targets than all the big power-blocs, because all _those_ guys come here for fights! PvP is right on your doorstep, every day! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/282 "2019-12-31T04:10:05Z")
Recruitment is open! On this, the last day of this accursed year in these, our fallen times, we want you to know that we’re here to help you make better life choices and/or make a whole lot of bad ones, so you can start the new year with/without a whole steaming heap of Regret™! We don’t judge! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/283 "2020-01-01T10:11:29Z")
Recruitment is open! Start YC122 off right! Make some promises to yourself, like learning some exciting pvp skills with us, and shooting more trolls _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! It won’t be weird like last time, we promise! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/284 "2020-01-02T05:40:50Z")
Recruitment is open! This celebrity magazine says I should try out this weird diet so that THIS YEAR is the year I finally get the cute tummy I’ve always wanted, so I’m going to give it a shot! I think this is going to be what finally turns things around for me! (but if weird diets isn’t your thing, maybe joining our corp and learning some new skills will be!) ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/285 "2020-01-03T04:09:51Z")
Recruitment is open! Fly safe! ---
**Author:** ![Chaoss\_Nova](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/chaoss_nova/32/177805_2.png) [@Chaoss\_Nova](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Chaoss_Nova)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/286 "2020-01-03T08:49:30Z")
Hi Elassus, As a returning player looking for a place to learn pvp, I was about to create my own thread and then I saw yours. I have to say, your sense of humor and enthusiasm caught my attention. 🙂 I’ll hit you up in game. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/287 "2020-01-04T04:06:11Z")
Hurrah! We’re always happy to meet new people! See you soon! If you are also interested in learning pvp, or any other new life skills, we’re here to help! You can reach out here, in-game, or on our Discord (the superior method, because it has pictures of dogs). ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/288 "2020-01-05T04:02:03Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember your mother’s advice and always have clean underpants! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/289 "2020-01-06T04:03:04Z")
Recruitment is open! When you visit our Discord, be sure to post pictures of dogs! With their consent! We don’t do that revenge-doggo-pic stuff, but if you know a dog who is a Very Good Doggo (spoiler: they all are) who you’d love to share, this is the place! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/290 "2020-01-07T06:30:27Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember to start your day off right with a good breakfast, some light exercise, and shooting reds _right in the face_, with missiles! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/291 "2020-01-08T07:55:31Z")
Recruitment is open! Come join us, and learn important life skills, like accessorizing and serving “looks”, but also how to have a great time learning about pvp, EVE, space, ships, etc.! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/292 "2020-01-09T08:24:38Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are like me, and have Regrets™ about your life-choices, what better way to move past all that _recent unpleasantness_ than learning some pvp skills, and then showing those skills to the neighbors, by shooting them, with missiles, _right in their stupid face_? They’ll be so proud of all you’ve learned! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/293 "2020-01-10T07:05:43Z")
Recruitment is open! I FC regular training fleets, so if you are A Noob, you can get experience with all the HOTT pvp sexytimes, in a wholesome, non-judgmental environment! (I’m also a terrible FC, but I put myself out there for you anyway, because I love you) ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/294 "2020-01-11T06:21:55Z")
Recruitment is open! Public NRDS pvp roams every Saturday! We want to help you experience some pvp sexytimes, because we love you and want to broaden your horizons and show you new things! It’s not shameful at all! It’s beautiful and natural, and everybody should try it! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/295 "2020-01-12T06:32:08Z")
Recruitment is open! Regular pvp sexytime fleets, in every timezone! Did you know? Regularly letting out those negative emotions you have because of a recent celebrity break-up, or Drama, is an important part of maintaining good health and staying well! Just like regular purging helps keep all those drugs from lingering and turning your internal organs into soup! Stay sparkling clean! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/296 "2020-01-13T07:12:16Z")
Recruitment is open! Come hang out with us! We’ll gossip about celebrities and try out the latest beauty tips we saw on the holonet, but we’ll also give you lots of experience shooting reds _right in their stupid face_! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/297 "2020-01-14T07:00:23Z")
Recruitment is open! We are here to share our knowledge of the game with you, to help you grow and become a better pilot. We are also here to share these missiles with Those Trolls, right in their stupid face! Sharing is caring! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/298 "2020-01-15T04:02:57Z")
Recruitment is open! I made cupcakes! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/299 "2020-01-16T09:07:47Z")
Recruitment is open! Hop in and join our hot pvp sexytime fleets! Or ask us how we can help you branch out and explore industry, or invention, or maybe if you’re _logi curious_ we can help you discover your True Self! We don’t judge! We’ll accept you for who you are, even the weird stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/300 "2020-01-17T04:22:07Z")
Recruitment is open! Fly with us! We’ll take you on a magical missile-sexual adventure through time and space, and when you return people will be all, “whoa are you OK? You seem … _different_ somehow” and you’ll get this faraway look in your eyes but you won’t be able to explain it to them. Their eyes haven’t been opened to the Truth! [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=14) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=16)