# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2020, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/301 "2020-01-18T08:58:52Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling unsure about yourself, like maybe you just woke up in unfamiliar surroundings and you’re not sure if maybe you sold yourself into service to some seedy shipcaptain and now your life is roleplaying children’t holovid characters for some weird performance art, don’t worry! We’ll help you get things sorted out, and we don’t judge your life choices! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2020, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/302 "2020-01-19T07:54:35Z")
Recruitment is open! Do you want to live in one of the most active regions for pvp in the game, with your reds’ staging only three jumps away? Do you want to live in a thriving nullsec environment with lots of friends to help you find your way? Do you want to work with a corp of friendly people who are also mostly dog enthusiasts (the rest are into cats)? Do you like gossiping about celebrity fashion crimes but abruptly bursting into tears because you’re _going through some emotions right now_, and also because we’ve been drinking box wine, but it’s OK because we’re BFFs? Then this is the place for you! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/303 "2020-01-20T05:49:18Z")
Recruitment is open! I’ve got cinnamon buns! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/304 "2020-01-21T06:05:56Z")
Recruitment is open! Providence, where we live, is the most vibrant nullsec region in New Eden! We have been helping pilots get their start out in nullsec for _15 years_, and we are proud of the work we do. Come visit our corp, and see what we’re all about . (spoiler: it’s mostly dog memes) ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/305 "2020-01-22T05:53:00Z")
Recruitment is open! Yesterday was our first birthday, and in the manner of all one-year-olds, we celebrated by pooping our pants! Wait, no, not that. We celebrated by starting some new and exciting programs for our members, helping our pilots grow and thrive. If you want to be part of something great, come hang out with us! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/306 "2020-01-23T04:42:51Z")
Recruitment is open! We are looking for curious, ambitious, positive-minded, enthusiastic pilots with a desire to learn. A predilection for dog memes and celebrity gossip is helpful, but not required. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/307 "2020-01-24T07:09:26Z")
Recruitment is open! My partner made some cinnamon rolls and lemme tell you, I couldn’t stop thinking about one of my favorite ships, the Cynabal. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/308 "2020-01-25T07:06:51Z")
Recruitment is open! Public NRDS patrol fleets every Saturday! We get together over some cheap box wine, leave our families home alone, and bond together having Cry Time and emotional breakdowns together! It’s very therapeutic, and we have aggression therapy to help you _work through some things_ by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_! It’s the best, you’ll feel cleansed! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/309 "2020-01-26T05:49:46Z")
Recruitment is open! Come to our lobby, meet new people, try new experiences! I know it might feel weird at first, but once you cast aside those old-fashioned views, you’ll realize it’s beautiful and natural! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/310 "2020-01-27T04:10:31Z")
Recruitment is open! Join us to discover a new side of yourself as we do HOTT pvp sexytimes together! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/311 "2020-01-28T07:20:37Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you know? We are constantly working to improve, even our teaching! New fits that work better for your needs, new tactics, new fleet comps! We like to try new things! New _avant-garde_ “conceptual” hairstyles that will make family gatherings awkward! We’re always open to new experiences! No matter how shocking! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/312 "2020-01-29T04:05:36Z")
Recruitment is open! Come join us! Try out that new religion you’ve been hearing about, try this new celebrity diet you saw on the holovid, try this new skincare routine! This’ll be what finally turns things around for you! Well, also joining our corp. Now’s the time for positive steps for meaningful change! It’s about _life choices_! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/313 "2020-01-30T11:13:58Z")
Recruitment is open! Try new things! Learn new skills! Experience stunned silence when you show your family your new fashion decisions! We’ll show you how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/314 "2020-01-31T04:40:22Z")
Recruitment is open! In addition to a wide variety of dog memes and baked goods, we also offer training with fitting, earning ISK, and getting good fights! Find out how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/315 "2020-02-01T07:57:31Z")
Recruitment is open! We’re here, even when we might be _invisible in local_, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/316 "2020-02-02T05:49:38Z")
Recruitment is open! public NRDS fleet roams every Saturday at 13:00, but we also have lots of other programs to help new pilots get on their feet in New Eden! Ask about our dream makeover event! You’ll never believe what #looks you can serve up until you try! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/317 "2020-02-03T06:26:42Z")
Recruitment is open! Come hang out with us! Try this exotic drink mix! We have this guy who calls himself a “mixologist” and we don’t even know what that means but we like to encourage interesting hobbies! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/318 "2020-02-04T06:25:50Z")
Recruitment is open! Are you new to EVE? Unsure where to go and what to do? We can help, and we’re better than _those other corps_, because we also have pictures of dogs. 12/10, best first officer for the ship, would recommend, top doggo content, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/319 "2020-02-05T07:00:09Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to get regular exercise! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/320 "2020-02-06T07:00:33Z")
Recruitment is open! We’ll always be there to help you, even when a recent celebrity breakup sends you on a spiral of self-doubt and despair because Love Is Dead or whatever, and we’ll always cheer you up with pictures of dogs (and also some aggression therapy, because honestly nothing helps an existential crisis better than shooting reds _right in their stupid face_). Because we love you. [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=15) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=17)