# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/361 "2020-03-17T04:49:18Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are looking for top-quality EVE content, like explosions, isk-making, and dog/cat memes, this is the place for you! Drop by and find out how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/362 "2020-03-18T05:32:21Z")
Recruitment is open! A great community of friends and comrades makes EVE better! Come join ours, and learn all the things! We have pictures of dogs and cats, which makes us the best! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/363 "2020-03-19T07:37:25Z")
Recruitment is open! You know what really helps clarify things, if you’re having doubts about life choices, or your direction in EVE? Shooting some reds, _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! It really brings some things into clear perspective! We’ll show you how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/364 "2020-03-20T06:29:43Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking to get deeper into the game, try new things, rediscover your inner self, etc. etc., this is the corp for you! Come join us on a magical journey of self-realization, mostly by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/365 "2020-03-21T06:58:12Z")
Recruitment is open! Public NRDS training roams every Saturday at 13:00! If you are A Noob, and would like to do that thing all the cool kids are doing where you “git gud”, we’re here to help! Ships provided, calm and clear instructions on comms! Fleet pvp sexytimes! Come fly with us a bit and discover your inner self! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2020, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/366 "2020-03-22T06:25:21Z")
Recruitment is open! Come chat with us about how we can work with you to create an exciting, vibrant New Eden! We do it with lots of baked goods and dog/cat pictures! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2020, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/367 "2020-03-23T10:36:51Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are working through some Personal Issues™ right now, come talk to us! You can make a lot of progress by shooting reds _right in the face_, with missiles! Ask how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/368 "2020-03-24T07:21:09Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you know? Even if you are A Bittervet, there is a place for you here! Pass on all the stuff you’ve learned and help the next generation of players grow and thrive! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/369 "2020-03-25T07:12:57Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are looking for that emotional breakthrough that just might be what _turns things around for you_, in your EVE game, this might be it! It might be shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! Try it, and make decisive steps towards positive change in your life! We can help! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2020, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/370 "2020-03-26T08:09:39Z")
Recruitment is open! We have dog and cat pictures, served up on request by a Discord bot we have _for this purpose alone_, because we understand what’s important in life. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/371 "2020-03-27T06:05:46Z")
Recruitment is open! We’re here for you, even in these trying times. You might feel a sense of uncertainty about life after reading about some celebrity breakup, but don’t despair! Things get better, and we can help! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/372 "2020-03-28T09:36:06Z")
Recruitment is open! Public pvp training fleets every Saturday at 13:00! Come fly with us, blow some stuff up, and have chat sexytimes on comms! Come along and git, as they say, gud! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/373 "2020-03-29T08:46:00Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling a little disoriented right now, because EVE is a huge sprawling universe and you’re not sure where to go or what to do, or just because you read about the latest fashion trends and nothing makes sense anymore, we can help! Just stop by and we’ll help you find your way in these uncertain times! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2020, 3:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/374 "2020-03-30T03:47:04Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you know? our friends in EU timezones just switched their clocks this weekend, which means all of them are super-disoriented right now! It’s very distressing; is there a word like “hangry”, but for the jet-lag you get when you switch to summer time? The point is, we, like the EVE clock, are always constant, and always ready to support you in times such as these, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2020, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/375 "2020-03-31T08:35:31Z")
Recruitment is open! Come visit our Discord, where we serve up only the best dog/cat memes! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/376 "2020-04-01T07:08:40Z")
Recruitment is open! Try the special sauce! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/377 "2020-04-02T07:23:09Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to ask about our custom breakfast options! I made cupcakes! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/378 "2020-04-03T06:34:06Z")
Recruitment is open! Come join us on a magical journey of self-discovery and adventure! Don’t be afraid if a significant amount of it involves therapeutic crying, because the rest of it will be therapeutic aggression by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! You’ll feel so unburdened once you let all that out! (and by “that” I mean "all the missiles in your cargo hold) ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/379 "2020-04-04T06:23:03Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking to try something new, like flying logi, or tackle, or just experiment with _avant-garde_ makeup concepts, this is the place for you! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/380 "2020-04-05T05:56:27Z")
Recruitment is open! Fly safe, but also fly _stylish_, with us! We’ll help you sort out all things EVE, like how to do ewar sexytimes on reds, or how to be a logi hero and save your friends, and how to use a “statement” accessory! Everything you need, because we love you. [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=18) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=20)