# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/481 "2020-09-05T04:31:22Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are looking for a corp that gives you lots of support to learn the game, and also baking/fashion tips, this is the place for you! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2020, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/482 "2020-09-06T05:16:37Z")
Recruitment is open! Public NRDS roams every Sunday (that’s _today_ ZOMG) at 13:00! Ask us how _you_ can get some of those pvp sexytimes! Don’t be shy! It’s not “shameful” what we do with those missiles, it’s beautiful and natural! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/483 "2020-09-07T04:33:42Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you know? The real victory is learning to believe in yourself! We can help you discover that you had the power within you all along! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/484 "2020-09-08T05:43:09Z")
Recruitment is open! Don#t while away your time in EVE reading about celebrity diet fads or the latest fashion crimes! Learn how to have pvp sexytimes, with us! We’ll show you how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/485 "2020-09-09T05:00:51Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking for a place to learn new things, like “shoot that guy” or “reps plz” or “boooooosh”, this is the place! We’ll teach you all that PLUS all the best dog/cat memes, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/486 "2020-09-18T04:49:21Z")
Recruitment is open! We live in a wild, lawless space, where anything can happen! If you ever wanted to _experiment_ with things in EVE, but felt ashamed because you’re somewhere in New Eden where people don’t accept you for who you are (are you _ewar-curious_?), just know that there’s a place for you with us! We’ll never judge your choices, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2020, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/487 "2020-09-21T09:20:54Z")
Recruitment is open! HOTT pvp ships are available in _your_ area, ready for sexytimes! If you want to find out how you can get in touch with your _intimate side_, ask us today! Don’t be ashamed! We’ll never judge you for your life choices, even if you like fooling around with drones sometimes, because we don’t kinkshame, and because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/488 "2020-09-22T07:39:19Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry about that pile of tentacle-themed drone erotica you have stashed in the corner of your hangar! We’re modern, open-minded people, and we won’t judge you for your hobbies! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/489 "2020-09-23T04:21:52Z")
Recruitment is open! We have cupcakes! And _avant-garde_ fashion concepts! Also hott pvp sexytimes, with missiles! We have all things that are good! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 3:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/490 "2020-09-26T03:58:26Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling confused and uncertain about all the things happening in New Eden, don’t despair! Join our corp and we’ll help you out! You don’t even need to make some cry-for-help gesture, like _avant-garde_ fashion concepts, or getting bangs. We’ll show you EVE in a safe, non-judgmental environment, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/491 "2020-09-27T06:21:19Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are unsure what to do in New Eden, don’t worry! The answer is usually “shoot reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles!” and we are here to help you learn how! Lots of great opportunities for mining, industry, pvp, exploration, and whatever kinks you have! We’ll welcome you with open arms, and _never_ kink-shame you if you’re curious about _experimentation_ with things like “logi” or “ewar”, because we are modern and tolerant, and we love you for who you are! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/492 "2020-09-28T07:19:44Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t feel shy about _ship-swapping_! We do it all the time, right there in front of God 'n everybody! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/493 "2020-09-29T04:28:38Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget about the dog and cat pictures! If you bring your own, you move to the front of the line! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/494 "2020-10-03T12:36:39Z")
Recruitment is open! If you feel like you’re maybe getting tired of novelty social-media accounts and “memes”, come join us! We don’t serve you that stale garbage, only the very best dog and cat pictures! Also, we teach you about “missiles” and “shoot that guy,” so you’re learning valuable life skills while having fun and making friends! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2020, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/495 "2020-10-06T07:45:59Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you know? Not Red, Don’t Shoot has been an old and proud tradition in EVE, dating to its very beginnings! If you’d like to fight pirates, defend space, and help unaligned pilots and corporation get a piece of the nullsec pie, _without_ bending the knee to some giant power-bloc, this is the place for you! We also have dog and cat pictures for you, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/496 "2020-10-07T04:44:14Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss our weekly “beauty vlog” where we “read” your favorite celebrities “for filth” over their fashion crimes! Work out your emotions over it by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! It’s all very cathartic! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/497 "2020-10-08T05:11:05Z")
Recruitment is open! I just got a new mouse, switching from my old left-handed one to a right-handed one, and everything is very disconcerting! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/498 "2020-10-11T07:02:43Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget: even if you are feeling Regrets™ about your fashion choices, you can always depend on good friends and a supportive corp to steer you back on the right path! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2020, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/499 "2020-10-13T05:38:52Z")
Recruitment is open! Come visit our Discord, and learn about all the exciting self-discovery and personalized development of your social-media “brand” that we have to offer! Also, learn how to shoot reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! It’s great for any burgeoning “influencer”! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/500 "2020-10-14T06:55:20Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to get plenty of exercise! After our preferred method of shooting reds _right in their stupid face, with missiles_, it’s the very best way to manage stress! It’s called self-care! [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=24) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=26)