# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/501 "2020-10-15T11:35:30Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to take your vitamins and eat a balanced diet! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/502 "2020-10-16T08:55:44Z")
Recruitment is open! I just discovered that one of my favorite pop-songs on the holonet is actually a cover of a much weirder original, and now I just don’t know whom to trust on social media anymore! If _you’re_ feeling a little lost in New Eden, we can help! AK.S is here to help you find your way through these difficult times! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/503 "2020-10-17T06:55:29Z")
Recruitment is open! If you want to learn important EVE skills, like how to make the best emojis for chatting in local, this is the corp for you! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/504 "2020-10-19T07:08:20Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss our weekly creative-expression classes! We teach you how to work through your issues in exciting and creative ways, mostly by doing violence on Those Reds, who deserve it! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2020, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/505 "2020-10-20T08:39:45Z")
Recruitment is open! Be kind to animals, especially all the dogs and cats our Discord bot serves up to improve your day, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/506 "2020-10-21T07:25:45Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember: we’re here to help you find your way on a magical journey of self-discovery! Don’t be ashamed of your personal proclivities! We’d never kinkshame you for flying logi, or even ewar, or swapping ships _right there in front of everybody_, because we love you and want you to be happy. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2020, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/507 "2020-10-22T06:51:50Z")
Recruitment is open! Now recruiting pilots for pvp, industry, explo, pve, and recipe blogging! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2020, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/508 "2020-10-23T07:14:19Z")
Recruitment is open! I took a “self-care day” today, and that means I slept in, doom-scrolled social media posts by Those Reds being mean in local, and worked through some anxiety by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_! You should try it! Treat yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2020, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/509 "2020-10-24T08:05:18Z")
Recruitment is open! Ask us out our many enrichment activities! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2020, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/510 "2020-10-25T06:43:07Z")
Recruitment is open! We just switched our local time, and it was very confusing for a few hours! If you are confused by things like “time zone” or “why is it still dark,” just remember that everything is consistent and easy to remember if you just always use EVE time! Your friends and associates might struggle to understand, but we’ll never judge you for your life choices, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2020, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/511 "2020-10-26T07:45:45Z")
Recruitment is open! No fashion concepts are too outlandish for us! I had a recruit last week who said the hairstyle look he was serving up was very “commentary,” and I don’t even know what that means! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2020, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/512 "2020-10-27T09:16:40Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to bring pictures of cute animals! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/513 "2020-10-28T07:33:40Z")
Recruitment is open! HOTT pvp sexytimes are ready in _your_ area! Drop by today! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/514 "2020-10-29T06:13:15Z")
Recruitment is open! We’re here to help _you_ on your EVE journey! And what better way to do it than with indulgent baked goods and overwrought fashion choices? ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/515 "2020-10-30T07:13:59Z")
Recruitment is open! No kinkshaming! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/516 "2020-10-31T07:09:28Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t be shy! We’re friends! We promise always to love you just how you are! And we’re here to help you on your EVE journey. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/517 "2020-11-01T07:33:24Z")
Recruitment is open! Outside is scary! Let us show you the way! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/518 "2020-11-02T08:35:54Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss our weekly slam-poetry readings! It’s a really great way to express yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2020, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/519 "2020-11-05T13:33:32Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to de-stress by joining our pvp fleets! You can work out your Issues™ by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! It’s the best! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2020, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/520 "2020-11-06T08:45:55Z")
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