# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/521 "2020-11-09T07:55:28Z")
Recruitment is open! I made toast! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/522 "2020-11-10T07:31:57Z")
Recruitment is open! If you have small children (yours or just “in your possession,” we don’t judge!) sit them on your lap and teach them to watch your cap! Starting early with education and learning enrichment is so important to the developing young mind! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/523 "2020-11-11T07:31:52Z")
Recruitment is open! Lots of HOTT nonstop pvp sexytimes for you, to satisfy every … uh, _taste_ you might have! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2020, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/524 "2020-11-12T05:49:43Z")
Recruitment is open! We’re here to help you on your EVE journey, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/525 "2020-11-13T07:25:21Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember: if you’re feeling like you need to make a big dramatic cry for help, like getting bangs or trying a new diet, don’t despair! There is hope for you on your EVE journey! We can help you channel your anxiety in healthy, constructive ways through things like shooting reds _right in their stupid face, with missiles_! Feel yourself unburdened! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/526 "2020-11-14T06:37:51Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to exercise! Fresh air is an important part of today’s modern, health-conscious lifestyle! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/527 "2020-11-15T13:34:48Z")
Recruitment is open! I made hummus! It’s great on toast! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2020, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/528 "2020-11-16T08:46:19Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss the weekly sing-along fleet! We present the favorites, while shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! It’s elegant, big-city entertainment! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2020, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/529 "2020-11-17T07:39:11Z")
Recruitment is open! Representatives are standing by! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2020, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/530 "2020-11-18T08:07:21Z")
Recruitment is open! We live in a rough-and-tumble part of space, and it’s a great place to learn EVE! We have dog and cat pictures to help explain how everything works, because we believe in developing a learning plan to suit _your_ individual needs! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2020, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/531 "2020-11-20T04:44:51Z")
Recruitment is open! Start your day off right with a healthy breakfast, and before you go to bed remember to do something soothing to help you unwind, like shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! A healthy routine is the foundation of today’s modern lifestyle! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2020, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/532 "2020-11-21T08:14:56Z")
Recruitment is open! Drop by and see what all the cool kids are talking about! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2020, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/533 "2020-11-22T08:29:58Z")
Recruitment is open! don’t miss out on all the HOTT pvp sexytimes! You might worry that you’re not up for all that excitement, but we have a special vitamin supplement imported directly from Gallente space! Guaranteed to increase your, uh, _effectiveness_ ten-fold! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2020, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/534 "2020-11-23T08:03:18Z")
Recruitment is open! So you just read about some celebrity break up and now you “can’t even” because “love is dead” or whatever? Don’t fret! We here at AKS will get you back on the right track and help you find your way in these difficult times. Because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/535 "2020-11-24T07:55:50Z")
Recruitment is open! Emergency dog/cat pictures are in reserve, ready at a moment’s notice to help you in these difficult times! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2020, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/536 "2020-11-25T05:24:28Z")
Recruitment is open, bright and early every day to help you on your EVE journey, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/537 "2020-11-26T07:34:33Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to practice “wellness” and “mindfulness,” for example by flying spaceships and shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! It’s called self-care! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/538 "2020-11-27T08:40:08Z")
Recruitment is open! If you spent your summer posting things on social media like, “why did I wake up in the botanical gardens’ flowerbed on some Gallente backwater station with a mouth full of dirt? #blessed” and would like to make better life choices, come talk to us! We’ll get you on the right track! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2020, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/539 "2020-11-30T05:47:20Z")
Recruitment is open! Are you having difficulty coping with your housepets judging you? Don’t worry! We’re here to help you find the self-confidence you need! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2020, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/540 "2020-12-01T07:07:55Z")
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