# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/561 "2021-01-02T08:04:00Z")
Recruitment is open! Visit our Discord, which has a bot the sole purpose of which is serving up dog and cat pictures! It was totally worth the investment! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2021, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/562 "2021-01-03T07:51:08Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you, as I did, make a bunch of promises to yourself a couple days ago about “no more posting to social media about how waking up naked in some backwater Gallente hydroponics pool is #blessed” and “cut back on the expenditures for Matari ‘exotic performers’” and “learn how2gitgud”? Well, we’ll help you reach at least one of those goals! I can’t promise about those other two, because I’m taking a cheat day! It’s called self-care! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/563 "2021-01-04T08:02:30Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss our weekly fanfic/pastry competition! You’ll be amazed to learn which of your “faves” that you “stan” and/or “ship” are actually, as the kids say, “problematic”! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/564 "2021-01-05T09:33:36Z")
Recruitment is open! Today I learned that the package of people treats (cookies!) sounds exactly like the package of dog treats, and that I am a horrible monster who has committed a heartless act of betrayal. I must atone, in the form of shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles. Help me to get right with the dog! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/565 "2021-01-06T07:41:21Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to get regular exercise! Healthy habits, healthy you! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/566 "2021-01-07T07:53:59Z")
Recruitment is open! We have a special section of our corp Discord just for talking about celebrity fashion crimes! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/567 "2021-01-08T08:45:38Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you ever want to use your missiles just to “flex on” (as the kids say) Those Reds? Ask us to show you how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/568 "2021-01-09T08:18:46Z")
Recruitment is open! In these uncertain times, when news of a celebrity breakup has you doubting the future, don’t despair! We’re here to show you the way! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2021, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/569 "2021-01-10T08:07:32Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re worried that your coping mechanisms have you looking “a hot mess,” don’t fret! We understand what you’re going through and have plenty of cute pictures of dogs and cats to help you in this difficult time! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2021, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/570 "2021-01-11T09:15:12Z")
Recruitment is open! Help us make EVE a better place, with more good fights and more pictures of dogs! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2021, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/571 "2021-01-12T11:04:10Z")
Recruitment is open! Unlike those other EVE corps, we’re more than just a mommy/fitness blog! We also have baked goods and pictures of dogs! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2021, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/572 "2021-01-14T08:42:04Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget the poetry slam! First Tuesday of every month, in that skeezy dive bar down on the lower level! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2021, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/573 "2021-01-16T12:40:01Z")
Recruitment is open! While those _other_ corps were wasting their time on the latest social-media “discourse” or whatever, we realized years ago that their “faves” are “problematic,” and we’ve improved our lives be discovering the calming effect of _shooting those losers in the face, with missiles_! You, too, can unburden yourself and discover your best life! Ask us how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2021, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/574 "2021-01-20T09:51:16Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember, we’ll always support you on your EVE journey, even if we have to sit you down sometimes and talk to you about Life Choices. We just want you to be happy and live your best life, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2021, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/575 "2021-01-21T09:11:41Z")
Recruitment is open! Unlike those _other_ corps, we’ll never judge you for your “statement” hairstyle, because we want you to be happy and feel free to express yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/576 "2021-01-24T08:19:34Z")
Recruitment is open! Happiness is a warm puppy, and also a warm missile launcher! Let us help _you_ discover the glowing warmth of the best things in life! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2021, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/577 "2021-01-25T07:15:42Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember, we’re always here to help you make tough decisions about your life choices! Important advice like “shoot this guy” and “reps plz” and “booooooosh” are just part of how we give you the emotional support you need in these confusing times! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/578 "2021-01-27T08:05:40Z")
Recruitment is open! We have pastries! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/579 "2021-01-29T08:48:26Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t let your time in EVE slip by without being free to _express yourself_! We will always support you exploring your creative side, be it with a “statement” outfit, some weird art, or some outrageous brutality delivered to Some Reds, who definitely deserved it! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/580 "2021-01-30T09:51:32Z")
Recruitment is open! If you want to hang out with a great group of people and learn about EVE, this is the corp for you! If you want to read about celebrity fashion crimes and get into Discourse™ about why your drone choices are “problematic,” this is also the corp for you! [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=28) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=30)