# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/741 "2021-12-14T14:56:39Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget: if you want to fly with a great corp full of people who accept you and love you for who you are, and won’t ever “kink shame” you for your love of “e war” or whatever, there’s no better place to be than with us! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2021, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/742 "2021-12-20T10:18:24Z")
Recruitment is open! We have all the pvp sexytimes you could ever want, at every size! Small-gang _intimate encounters_, large-scale stratop fleets full of uninhibited _ship-swapping_, and everything in between! If _you_ would like to experience a whole world of new and exciting sensations involving missiles, drop by and _experiment_ with us! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2021, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/743 "2021-12-26T10:57:34Z")
Recruitment is open! Make sure to join us delivering some holiday cheer to those reds over there, in the form of shooting them _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! It’s a holiday miracle! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/744 "2021-12-28T15:12:54Z")
Recruitment is open! We can offer you a wide range of EVE experiences! Whether you want to do small-gang pvp, or join large coalition fleets, or dabble in _ship-swapping_ right out in the open where everybody can see, we’ll help you on your journey of magical self-discovery! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/745 "2022-01-02T15:15:10Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are struggling with questions like, “what is missile?” and “where did the fleet go?” and “reps plz?” don’t despair! You’re not alone, and _we_ are here to help you sort things out in this difficult time! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/746 "2022-01-05T19:38:09Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are interested in discovering new and exciting things about yourself, like what it might feel like to dress in _avant-garde_ fashion or to shoot reds _right in their stupid face, with missiles_, come hang out with us! We’ll help you sort things out in these difficult times! ---
**Author:** ![Karkon\_Arisa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/karkon_arisa/32/423367_2.png) [@Karkon\_Arisa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Karkon_Arisa)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2022, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/747 "2022-01-07T10:41:26Z")
Bump !!! ---
**Author:** ![Karkon\_Arisa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/karkon_arisa/32/423367_2.png) [@Karkon\_Arisa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Karkon_Arisa)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/748 "2022-01-11T09:57:27Z")
Bumping !!! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/749 "2022-01-12T11:53:59Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t be alarmed by the amount of “hard body” erotica and tentacle-themed drone-fic in our corporation library! We want you to experience all there is New Eden has to offer you, so you can discover your true passion! The mind (and those tentacles) wants to be free! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/750 "2022-01-16T11:00:54Z")
Recruitment is open! Ask us about our _avant-garde_ fashion choices! You’ll be shocked at our hairstyle inspirations! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2022, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/751 "2022-01-17T18:05:05Z")
Recruitment is open! We brought cupcakes! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/752 "2022-01-23T14:43:24Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are feeling despondent because you just read about a celebrity break-up and now “love is dead” and “nothing matters anymore”, don’t give in to despair! We can help you overcome tribulation in these difficult times, by shooting reds, _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/753 "2022-02-01T14:24:20Z")
Recruitment is open! I made hummus! That’s not even some euphemism for weird sex stuff! It has chickpeas and garlic, and this funny-smelling spice I got from some Gallente shipcaptain in Placid that makes your eyeballs itch when you eat it! It’s very _avant-garde_ cuisine! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/754 "2022-02-11T09:03:36Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re wondering how you’re going to carry on after reading about the latest celebrity break-up, talk to us! We’ll help you figure things out in this difficult time! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/755 "2022-02-13T11:29:40Z")
Recruitment is open! We have implemented _new security measures_ to protect our friends from Those Jerks, which means now when you join we’re going to read through your sexts and talk about them! Don’t worry, we’ll never shame you for that celebrity-crush fanfic you’ve been writing, because we love you and support your hobbies. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/756 "2022-02-18T14:12:52Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry! If you are curious about things like “tentacle-themed drone-fic,” or “hard body erotica” or “ewar”, just know that we’ll never kinkshame you for it! We love you and support your hobbies, and want you to discover your true self! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/757 "2022-02-24T09:08:38Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t be alarmed if things are confusing right now! It’s just the latest fashion trends, and you’ll feel much better once we sit down and sort things out a bit! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/758 "2022-03-01T16:37:42Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking for something more in your EVE career, just wait until you see our special collection of animatronic puppets! You’ll be shocked and amazed! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/759 "2022-03-04T09:59:22Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t be shy! If you want to know more about our collection of tentacle-themed drone-fic, just ask! We’re here to help you discover yourself through a series of confusing and exciting experiences! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/760 "2022-03-10T09:01:10Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to ask about our _avant-garde_ poetry classes! You’ll be amazed at how our FCs deconstruct things like “words” and “meaning” while delivering powerful imagery that speaks to you, while also shooting some reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=37) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=39)