# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/761 "2022-03-16T12:45:25Z")
Recruitment is open! Due to popular demand, our breakfast pastries now also come with optional potraits of dogs made out of frosting! We know how to help you start your morning _right_! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/762 "2022-03-27T15:32:20Z")
Recruitment is open! If _you_ want to live in an exciting space where we get fights _all the time_, usually about things like “fashion crimes” or “celebrity scandal”, this is the place for you! Nonstop HOTT pvp _sexytime_ action can be yours, and you won’t even have to give up your fetishes, because we love you and would never kinkshame you for your taste in drone-fic! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/763 "2022-04-05T07:56:08Z")
Recruitment is open! Ask about our experimental poetry workshops! We’ll help you reinvent language and discover new meaning, and also how to shoot reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/764 "2022-04-07T08:52:34Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are feeling confused by some experiences you’ve had recently involving new and exciting emotions you didn’t understand, don’t worry! We’ll help you sort out all your new feelings about “drone pix” in a safe and welcoming environment! There’s no reason to feel ashamed! Your feelings are beautiful and natural, and we’ll never kinkshame you, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/765 "2022-04-14T13:06:56Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling distraught by “fashion crimes” you read about on social media, don’t worry! There’s still hope for your favorite celebrity, because they have a lot of experience with how to handle “call out posts” and they’ll come through it just fine! If _you_ would like to learn that kind of resilience in the face of adversity, just ask us how! You’ll be amazed at how well those experiences can help you with WARBLOGGING your enemies! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/766 "2022-04-17T16:30:20Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re worried about what to do when you read “call out posts” about your taste in drone-fic, come to us! We’ll help you sort through your feelings, with missiles! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2022, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/767 "2022-04-21T06:58:57Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t ask about the experimental baked-goods display! You’re not ready for it yet! But don’t worry, we’ll help prepare you emotionally and mentally for the experience! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/768 "2022-04-28T09:39:17Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember to bring some cupcakes! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2022, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/769 "2022-04-30T05:55:19Z")
Recruitment is open! If you have some “concept” fashion choices that are just too _avant-garde_ for those other corps, join us instead! We’ve seen it all, and we accept you for who you are, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/770 "2022-05-07T07:29:27Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember, you can always copy-paste dogs into our corp chat for more dogs! Everybody wins! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/771 "2022-05-21T12:54:45Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss our Wednesday evening fashion show! You’ll be shocked, and also learn an important lesson about New Eden’s decadent morals! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/772 "2022-05-25T06:40:51Z")
Recruitment is open! Did you know? You can try out _ship-swapping_, right out in the open out there in front of BoB and everybody! It’s true! If you want to try these sorts of things, don’t let anybody try to make you feel ashamed! It’s beautiful and natural! We’ll never shame you for your kinks, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Milocan](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/milocan/32/263227_2.png) [@Milocan](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Milocan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/773 "2022-05-25T07:47:54Z")
So Like lol this group are 12yr old girls lol ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/774 "2022-05-26T10:10:06Z")
Recruitment is open! Come to our monthly slumber party! We’ll watch holovids and try on make-up and gossip about drones and get “crazy” on drinking too much Quafe! It’s the best! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/775 "2022-05-28T10:07:20Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t be shy! We have lots of pilots in our corp who are just as excited about “drone fic” as you! Come by and share your favorite “slash fic” about a Gallente shipcaptain and his tentacle-themed adventure! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/776 "2022-05-31T08:08:35Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re having confusing feelings about “drone fic,” don’t worry! We can help you sort things out in this difficult time! Unlike those _other_ corps, we’ll never kinkshame you, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/777 "2022-06-02T15:35:39Z")
Recruitment is open! I made pancakes, but they were _avant-garde_ so they consist entirely of confusing references to pop culture! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/778 "2022-06-03T11:45:41Z")
Recruitment is open! Make sure to hang around with us every Friday night, when we put on old-timey boxing costumes and get up to some fisticuffs! It’s an important part of a modern, healthy lifestyle! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/779 "2022-06-04T10:06:23Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget about the part with the exotic fruit! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/780 "2022-06-05T17:18:47Z")
Recruitment is open! When you’re three rosés deep and not sure if you’re going to make it through the afternoon with saying something we’ll all regret, don’t worry! We’ll make sure to cover the retreat as you beat a hasty exit! We’re that kind of bestie who _always_ has your back, because we love you. [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=38) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=40)