# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/801 "2022-07-09T10:33:46Z")
Recruitment is open! If you want to have a great time learning the finer points of EVE, while also shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles, this is the place for you! We’re here to help you work out your feelings, with missiles, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/802 "2022-07-10T10:02:19Z")
Recruitment is open! Always remember to wear clean underwear, even in your pod! Your mother will worry! ---
**Author:** ![Karkon\_Arisa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/karkon_arisa/32/423367_2.png) [@Karkon\_Arisa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Karkon_Arisa)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/803 "2022-07-11T09:41:58Z")
Bump !!! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/804 "2022-07-12T10:02:35Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t waste your time with those _other_ corps, then only have low-quality memes about stuff they found on social media! At AKS, we only serve you the finest-quality pictures of cats and dogs, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/805 "2022-07-13T14:33:13Z")
Recruitment is open! Come hang out with us and learn important things like fashion tips, living your best life, how to do “krab,” and also shoot reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! At AK.S, we’ll help you with all of these things, because we love you and want you to excel! ---
**Author:** ![Karkon\_Arisa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/karkon_arisa/32/423367_2.png) [@Karkon\_Arisa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Karkon_Arisa)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/806 "2022-07-14T09:39:30Z")
Bump !!! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2022, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/807 "2022-07-16T10:04:57Z")
Recruitment is open! Apropos of nothing in particular, we’d like to draw your attention to that bit in our post at the top about how edgelords, trolls, bigots, and other kinds of jerks get booted from our corp in short order! So if _you_ would like to join a corp where you can enjoy the sound of people not being terrible human beings, come hang out with us! Enjoy a life unburdened by the shackles of _suck_! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2022, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/808 "2022-07-17T10:11:12Z")
Recruitment is open! Try the cupcakes! They’re always fresh! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/809 "2022-07-19T10:05:19Z")
Recruitment is open! If you would like to go on a magical journey of discovery, where you learn about fashion crimes, loving yourself, the power of friendship, and also how to “git,” as the kids say, “gud” at EVE, this is the corp for you! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/810 "2022-07-20T11:48:11Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t hesitate, ask one of our representatives today about how _you_ can become a member of our team and start living your best life! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/811 "2022-07-22T10:08:39Z")
Recruitment is open! Once again, and definitely apropos of nothing in particular, we would like to note that AKS is very much _all about_, as the kids say, making sure edgelords, toxic trash-goblins, bigots, trolls, and all those other unpleasant people get booted from our corp forthwith! So come visit us, hang out on our comms, and enjoy the sound of people _not being jerks_! At AKS, we will always support you and welcome you, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2022, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/812 "2022-07-23T10:03:35Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to take part in our monthly experimental poetry “slam”! You’ll be shocked at how we deconstruct the concept of linguistic meaning! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2022, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/813 "2022-07-24T10:05:21Z")
Recruitment is open! Fashion crimes are never a reason to give up on your EVE journey! Don’t lose hope! We’re here to help you through this difficult time, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/814 "2022-07-25T10:04:01Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re worried about us finding out about your enthusiasm for “ewar,” don’t worry! We’ll never kinkshame you! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2022, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/815 "2022-07-26T12:46:23Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t ask about that pile of holovids in the corner! That’s too _avant-garde_ for you just yet! But don’t worry! We’ll get to the weird stuff soon enough! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/816 "2022-07-28T10:22:59Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t be alarmed! This is just how we _express ourselves_! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/817 "2022-07-30T11:11:14Z")
Recruitment is open! We have those muffins you like! Also, lots of guides, skill plans, teachers, and _avant-garde_ fashion tips! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/818 "2022-07-31T10:07:39Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are ever confused about where to go from here, just ask this dog! He is a very good boy, and he will put you on the right path! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/819 "2022-08-01T10:05:41Z")
Recruitment is open! Times are difficult, but if you’re unsure how you’re going to cope, you should know that a great way to work through your feelings is by shooting reds _right in their stupid face, with missiles_! You’ll be amazed at how cathartic it is! We’ll show you how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/820 "2022-08-02T13:07:22Z")
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