# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2022, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/821 "2022-08-07T10:04:35Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to wear clean underwear! You never know when it might come in really handy to have clean underwear on! Listen to your mother! Stay in school! Shoot reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/822 "2022-08-08T15:45:20Z")
Recruitment is open! I’ve got new socks on! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2022, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/823 "2022-08-09T11:16:28Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember: celebrities are really just like you! They also have days where they “can’t,” as the kids say, “even,” or sometimes feel like things are confusing. But if you want to live the glamorous celebrity lifestyle like your favorite holovid stars do, just remember! They also express their feelings by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! Try it out! You’ll immediately feel more fabulous! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/824 "2022-08-10T19:50:21Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are wondering about things like “what is ‘jump’?” and “where’s my ship?”, come visit us! We’ll help you sort things out in this confusing time! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2022, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/825 "2022-08-11T10:05:06Z")
Recruitment is open! If you are looking to expand your mind, while also learning an important lesson about friendship and how you can love yourself and be kind to others, there’s no better way than shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! Ask us how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/826 "2022-08-12T10:18:47Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry if this holovid is a confusing story that makes you have feelings you don’t understand! It’s a fanfic! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/827 "2022-08-13T14:02:29Z")
Recruitment is open! Come join a corp where you can _express yourself_! We won’t even mind when things get weird! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/828 "2022-08-14T10:09:57Z")
Recruitment is open! This drone has a secret it wants to tell you! If you want to know what it is, come sit next to me and I’ll translate. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/829 "2022-08-15T12:07:11Z")
Recruitment is open! The muffin and cupcake bar is also open! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/830 "2022-08-16T20:19:57Z")
Recruitment is open! Everything is made of hair! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/831 "2022-08-18T11:24:57Z")
Recruitment is open! Come visit our corp, and you learn about things like “what is ‘spaceship’?” and “where did my drones go?”, while also getting fashion tips and learning an important lesson about friendship! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/832 "2022-08-19T15:05:50Z")
Recruitment is open! Come hang out with us, and we’ll help you “git”, as the kids say, “gud”! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/833 "2022-08-20T11:57:31Z")
Recruitment is open! In today’s workshop, we make tiny hats for fleas! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2022, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/834 "2022-08-21T10:05:57Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to change your socks on a regular basis! This simple daily task is frequently overlooked, and it causes all sorts of unexpected problems if neglected! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2022, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/835 "2022-08-22T10:44:22Z")
Recruitment is open! If you find New Eden confusing, don’t worry! It’s a big place, and lots of things don’t make sense! We’re here to help you through these difficult times, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/836 "2022-08-23T19:41:03Z")
Recruitment is open! HOTT nonstop pvp _sexytimes_ are just a click away! We won’t even hold you back if you want to get into the weird stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/837 "2022-08-25T13:02:49Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry! You won’t have to grit your teeth and try to get along with paste-eating morons, because those people got booted! Enjoy the sound of refined, _cultivated_ discussions about your favorite topics! ---
**Author:** ![Karkon\_Arisa](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/karkon_arisa/32/423367_2.png) [@Karkon\_Arisa](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Karkon_Arisa)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/838 "2022-08-26T09:41:19Z")
Bump !!! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/839 "2022-08-29T07:35:04Z")
Recruitment is open! Ask us about how new fashion choices can help you turn things around in your life! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/840 "2022-08-30T18:11:37Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’ve been feeling a bit lost, and would like to learn about things like, “what is ‘rocket’?” or “reps plz?”, this is the place for you! [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=41) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313.md?page=43)