# Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes! **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** null-sec, pvp, new-player\ **Created:** [February 7, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313 "2019-02-07T10:16:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2023, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1002 "2023-07-25T18:06:05Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’ve ever been curious about things that give you new and confusing emotions like “blops” and “ewar”, come hang out with us! We’ll always support your enthusiasms and never “kink shame” you about it, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1003 "2023-07-26T17:30:29Z")
Recruitment is open! I’m really feeling good about this new fitness routine, I think it might be just what’s finally going to turn things around for me! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2023, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1004 "2023-07-27T15:19:43Z")
Recruitment is open! I made hummus! It was yummy! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2023, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1005 "2023-07-30T17:44:24Z")
Recruitment is open! Update: all the hummus is gone! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1006 "2023-08-03T15:02:12Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling lost and hopeless, don’t despair! Your favorite celebrity couple is just “going through a rough patch” right now, and love isn’t dead! There’s hope in the universe, and we’re here to help you find it again! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1007 "2023-08-04T13:53:00Z")
Recruitment is open! Guess what! I took a DNA test and now I understand why asparagus makes my pee smell funny! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1009 "2023-08-06T16:22:06Z")
Recruitment is open! We’ve got those cakes you like! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2023, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1010 "2023-08-08T13:08:39Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re reading the news about “hot break-up summer” and just found out your favorite celebrity couple is OVER and now there are all kinds of horrible stories on social media, don’t despair! Love is _not_ dead, and there _is_ hope, yes, even for you! and not _everything_ is “fake” and “a lie”! Come visit our Discord, and we’ll help you develop healthy coping mechanisms for this difficult time! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1011 "2023-08-09T12:42:39Z")
Recruitment is open! In retrospect, “I’m going to get BANGS” should have been seen for the call for help that it was! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1012 "2023-08-14T12:14:07Z")
Recruitment is open! Have you ever woken up after a long weekend in unfamiliar surroundings and sore in ambiguous places, unsure how you got there or whose clothes you’re wearing or why the station’s security personnel keeps sending you urgent messages to get in touch with them? It can happen to any of us! But don’t worry! We here at AKS are always ready to help you sort out these confusing situations! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1013 "2023-08-15T14:02:45Z")
Recruitment is open! Come see our weekly poetry slam! Prepare to have basic concepts like “words” and “meaning” dismantled right before your eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1014 "2023-08-16T14:35:16Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling despondent because of “haters” on “blog”, don’t worry! Spend some time with our trained specialists, and you’ll learn that “breakfast muffin discourse” is actually not the high-stakes battle of wills that you thought it was! There’s hope at the end of the comments section! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1015 "2023-08-17T15:33:47Z")
Recruitment is open! Don’t listen to those people telling you to “go outside” or “touch grass” (hands off the stash, _man_!) or embark on a daring adventure to win over your celebrity crush with a bold and public display of your affections! There is only EVE, and AK.S is here to help you discover it, because we love you. ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1016 "2023-08-19T12:32:52Z")
Recruitment is open! A wonderful world of adventure awaits, if you’re just willing to set aside old, outdated ideas about “crime” and “fashion”! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1017 "2023-08-20T12:19:49Z")
Recruitment is open! Come join one of my fleets and enjoy my “ASMR” FCing style. I’ll crinkle cellophane bags and eat chips while whispering all the commands! You won’t believe it when the frisson hits! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1018 "2023-08-21T18:41:03Z")
Recruitment is open! If you’re confused by what celebrities are doing with this year’s latest fashion concepts, our team of helpful experts are here to help you sort things out in this difficult time! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1019 "2023-08-22T17:41:02Z")
Recruitment is open! Remember to change your underwear regularly! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1020 "2023-08-25T09:09:30Z")
Recruitment is open! Just remember: when things are difficult in life, like when you have to deal with “haters” on “social media”, there are resources available to help! Our trained professionals are standing by to help you work through things! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1021 "2023-08-26T15:03:10Z")
Recruitment is open! Sometimes, you just need to work through your feelings by writing “call out posts” about celebrity fashion crimes, but sometimes, that’s not enough! For those especially difficult times, you can work out all those negative emotions by shooting reds _right in their stupid face_, with missiles! Ask us how! ---
**Author:** ![Elassus\_Herron](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/elassus_herron/32/360332_2.png) [@Elassus\_Herron](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Elassus_Herron)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/akadeimia-keipouron-well-teach-you-hott-space-knowledge-sexytimes/138313/1022 "2023-08-27T13:53:36Z")
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