# An Homage to ALL New Eden Members - We have WoW interlopers on the forums **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [January 16, 2024, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/an-homage-to-all-new-eden-members-we-have-wow-interlopers-on-the-forums/436371 "2024-01-16T09:30:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/an-homage-to-all-new-eden-members-we-have-wow-interlopers-on-the-forums/436371/1 "2024-01-16T09:30:35Z")
They’re gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the spell books To make a WoWer out of you Because they sleep like a Nun And keep an eye on your thumb So they can watch all the things you do Because WoW drugs never work They’re gonna give you a smirk 'Cause they got methods of keeping Glumpers clean We’re gonna rip up your heads Your aspirations to shreds Capsuleers are the c\*cks in the BLOPS machine They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh\*t out of WoW” We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me The boys and girls in the clique The awful names, WoW they stick You’re never gonna fit in much, skid in the pants But if you’re troubled and hurt What the flower in the pond has, will give ya a squirt, maybe some fruit We don’t pay for our fun, running round like a Orge green Nun They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh\*t out of WoW” We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me Oh, yeah! They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh\*t out of WoW” We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me All together now! They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh\*t out of WoW” We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me They said, “Capsuleers scare the livin’ sh\*t out of WoW” We could care less as long as we make a WoWer pea So darken your clothes, or strike a violet post Maybe they’ll Cyno in a troll, but not me If you don’t like this game, THEN DON’T TROLL THE FORUMS. Why? Because New Eden is one big family of don’t give a f\*ck, So come on and find out WoW Glumper. Come find out, we’ll provide the buckets for your tears. This is the monument that CCP built for the Capsuleers. Can Wow players, yes I said players, say the same? Nope. Because WoW players are not even close to being WOW at all. Because unlike your pretty little viles of magical juice which never be real, the technology of New Eden WILL one day be real and while Capsuleer high above rules supreme, you’ll still be on a planet playing WoW. ![Screenshot 2024-01-16 043554 11](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/b/d/c/bdc41c7a7081e7723fa4c3aea6e3757325bff920.png) Capsuleers, I think we’re gonna need a larger bucket. Can someone manufacture one, because we all know that magics don’t make things appear. And yes, for your esteemed viewing pleasure, Dryson Bennington in on that monument, in a foreign country, well more like a home port station. Now f_ck off! F_ck your litte poo poo dog to. …or I goto the Chinese division of Eve Online. You know what, F\*ck it…Im going to the Chinese division. ---
**Author:** ![Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/iceacid_frostpacker/32/505689_2.png) [@Iceacid\_Frostpacker](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Iceacid_Frostpacker)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/an-homage-to-all-new-eden-members-we-have-wow-interlopers-on-the-forums/436371/2 "2024-01-16T09:59:55Z")
[![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/9/d/9dba09442ddba1799cdc9b397985f465838d8215.jpeg "Permaband - HTFU") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvM7av1o1Q) ---
**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/an-homage-to-all-new-eden-members-we-have-wow-interlopers-on-the-forums/436371/3 "2024-01-16T10:08:37Z")
I forgot we had a band as well. I do I feel like I want to gank the world? ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Olson](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sarah_olson/32/377582_2.png) [@Sarah\_Olson](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sarah_Olson)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/an-homage-to-all-new-eden-members-we-have-wow-interlopers-on-the-forums/436371/4 "2024-01-16T10:12:48Z")
I think you need to lay off the drugs. ---
**Author:** ![DrysonBennington](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/drysonbennington/32/501369_2.png) [@DrysonBennington](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/DrysonBennington)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/an-homage-to-all-new-eden-members-we-have-wow-interlopers-on-the-forums/436371/5 "2024-01-17T10:21:04Z")
The sad thing is, I don’t take drugs. SO, what’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/an-homage-to-all-new-eden-members-we-have-wow-interlopers-on-the-forums/436371/6 "2024-04-16T10:21:18Z")
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