# Bumping Is nothing more than a protection racket

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping-is-nothing-more-than-a-protection-racket/150790>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [April 6, 2019, 1:58am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping-is-nothing-more-than-a-protection-racket/150790 "2019-04-06T01:58:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Billy\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/billy_mccandless/32/374524_2.png) [@Billy\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Billy_McCandless)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping-is-nothing-more-than-a-protection-racket/150790/162 "2019-08-26T16:19:51Z")

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is bumming a tenis raquette? i done kno abart that butt there wus wunce this thyme wen i was flaying in spase and eye bumed into a smaler spaseshop then wat eye was flaying an it went a luuuuung wey awey. thar neckst ting wat happened wus that he sed “oi billeh stappit eyem a minor”.  
And eye thort wat the hex, they shud nort let minors flay spaseshops shuld they so i called moaner and she sed it were a martyr for the COD… and eye shuld thnink abart wat Jaymies sed. I thort abart hur werds for sometyme butt the publem wuz that i wuz still bumming the berge and the minor was seyin “pleese storp billeh or eye will call the POLIS” an just then sum kats shouwed up and safed me from the minor cos he wuz being reely rude an sayin things that eye dint unnerstand. then eye remememememburt wat Jajimies sed; “thar COD… alweys wims. ELWAYS!” and i felled beter wen the minor turned unto a EGG

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 3:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping-is-nothing-more-than-a-protection-racket/150790/163 "2019-08-27T03:06:21Z")

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Ye gods.

Billy is loose, hide your goats, your booze and your womenfolk; in that order.

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**Author:** ![Galaxy\_Pig](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/galaxy_pig/32/374625_2.png) [@Galaxy\_Pig](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Galaxy_Pig)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping-is-nothing-more-than-a-protection-racket/150790/164 "2019-08-27T15:17:53Z")

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We will simply adapt. The non-compliant will still burn. 🔥

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping-is-nothing-more-than-a-protection-racket/150790/165 "2019-08-27T16:14:03Z")

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> [@Galaxy\_Pig](#):
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> The non-compliant will still burn

WTS kindling, flammable liquids, flaming torches, antimatter and Catalysts.

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**Author:** ![Awesome\_Breasts\_Granny](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/awesome_breasts_granny/32/347800_2.png) [@Awesome\_Breasts\_Granny](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Awesome_Breasts_Granny)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping-is-nothing-more-than-a-protection-racket/150790/166 "2019-09-08T16:33:34Z")

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lulz 😃

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping-is-nothing-more-than-a-protection-racket/150790/167 "2019-12-07T16:33:35Z")

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