# Bumping

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [June 26, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395 "2018-06-26T22:15:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 27

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/525 "2018-08-13T21:27:18Z")

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> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> and this exactly my point.

Your point is, and always has been, to nit pick. Eve is not safe, if you want safety you have to work for it; some of us do, some of us don’t, those of us that do don’t tend suffer the depredations of gankers.

> So now, you are the idiot because you try to tell me exactly what I said.

Think what you will, I’ve been called worse by better. That said, I can assure you the person that looks like one is you; and you have done since you first posted in C&P.

> And you were adressing me because I was answering him. You can’t have the one without the other.

Says who? You speak from a position of ignorance, whereas he does not; I repeat he uses very relevant words. Planning and knowledge being the important ones, they can’t prevent somebody trying to gank you, but they can leverage the odds in your favour enough that the chances of it happening are basically nil. This is the salient point that you’re missing

> Other wise this is just taking the words out of context, and it is idiot.

If the cap fits…

> Idiot  
> _n._
> 
> **1.** A person who is considered foolish or stupid.

Foolish being the relevant word.

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**Author:** ![Anderson\_Geten](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anderson_geten/32/390041_2.png) [@Anderson\_Geten](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anderson_Geten)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/526 "2018-08-13T22:11:48Z")

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> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> Your point is, and always has been, to nit pick.

It’s exactly the opposite. People who affirm that only idiots can lose a JF in HS are propagating a lie.  
You even agreed that he was wrong on your previous post, and now you call that “nitpicking”.

So now you can’t even face your own lies.

> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> Think what you will, I’ve been called worse by better.

I don’t know you, and I don’t feel like knowing you would be of any interest. Your personal story is complete out of topic.

> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> I repeat he uses very relevant words.

I agree that using a JF without cyno alt in HS is much more dangerous than when using one.  
Yet it does not mean they deserve to lose it, nor that they are idiot.  
As I already said, even when you don’t take “basic” measures, you have very low rate of kill on JFs. That means they can as well accept the higher probability to lose the JF, if the cost is carefully evaluated.

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**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/527 "2018-08-13T22:37:21Z")

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> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> People who affirm that only idiots can lose a JF in HS are propagating a lie

nah  
stop projecting on the people being right

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**Author:** ![Mortlake](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mortlake/32/510240_2.png) [@Mortlake](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mortlake)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/528 "2018-08-13T23:00:05Z")

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> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> Yet it does not mean they deserve to lose it, nor that they are idiot.

As the great Sir Lister of Smeg once said…

“It’s just like sticking your wedding tackle in lion’s mouth and flicking its love spuds with a wet towel”…

This is basically what you’re doing, whilst fully armed with the knowledge that lions are generally quite pissy and have sharp teeth.

Looks like an idiot. Smells like an idiot.

Probably an idiot.

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/529 "2018-08-13T23:02:24Z")

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> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> So now you can’t even face your own lies.

Lies? I don’t think so.

As for nit picking, most of your replies in this thread have been exactly that. Nit picking being concentrating on minutiae in order to pick holes in the arguments of others, holes that are largely irrelevant because they’re related to the individual rather than the mechanics.

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**Author:** ![Mevatla\_Vekraspek](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mevatla_vekraspek/32/377519_2.png) [@Mevatla\_Vekraspek](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mevatla_Vekraspek)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/531 "2018-08-14T03:46:16Z")

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> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> That means they can as well accept the higher probability to lose the JF, if the cost is carefully evaluated

No, never. 1 JF hull loss buys you 8 or 9 freighters. You land in HS, you switch to freighter or you contract your stuff, especially if you don’t have a cyno alt at the ready. Nothing can justify risking 8 or 9 Bil more than necessary for nothing. That’s imo, pure idiocy.

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**Author:** ![Mevatla\_Vekraspek](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mevatla_vekraspek/32/377519_2.png) [@Mevatla\_Vekraspek](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mevatla_Vekraspek)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/532 "2018-08-14T04:33:41Z")

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> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> I don’t feel like knowing you would be of any interest

And i’m the arrogant one…

 ![IDIOT-SHIRAZ-568x725](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/7/2/72a712f7a52fd1fba9d2eb9551952aaabcf66bc8.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Teckos\_Pech](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/teckos_pech/32/375283_2.png) [@Teckos\_Pech](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Teckos_Pech)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/533 "2018-08-14T06:03:58Z")

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> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> “deserve”. By whose standard ? Only yours.  
> The only ships that deserve to be killed are those that actively ask for it. eg trash talking in local in the staging of the enemy.  
> So no, this is another lie . People don’t “deserve” to lose their freighter in HS though I agree this is greed.

Put 38 billion in your obelisk…yes you are asking to be ganked and you get what you deserve for taking such massive risk.

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**Author:** ![Teckos\_Pech](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/teckos_pech/32/375283_2.png) [@Teckos\_Pech](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Teckos_Pech)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/534 "2018-08-14T06:04:49Z")

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Jesus Christ…that is an actual thing…

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**Author:** ![Teckos\_Pech](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/teckos_pech/32/375283_2.png) [@Teckos\_Pech](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Teckos_Pech)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/535 "2018-08-14T06:11:45Z")

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> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> No.
> 
> They’re called idiots because of the multiple terribad choices most gankees make before they even undock.

A gank always starts in station.

> [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](#):
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> A gank doesn’t start when you get a lovebump from a Machariel; one such example of poor choices would be somebody choosing to put eleventybillion isk in a poorly fitted ship and to compound that bad choice then choosing to go afk in said poorly fitted loot pinata; the gank starts the moment the person who made these poor choices undocks.

You have learned much my young apprentice. 😛

BTW, I’ve lost a JF. I was an idiot. I did something, in hind sight, I should not have done. But I learned from it and moved on. There is no shame in screwing up and being an idiot and losing stuff. There is shame in not learning from it and doing it again.

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**Author:** ![Anderson\_Geten](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anderson_geten/32/390041_2.png) [@Anderson\_Geten](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anderson_Geten)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/536 "2018-08-14T11:18:49Z")

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> [@Mortlake](#):
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> “It’s just like sticking your wedding tackle in lion’s mouth and flicking its love spuds with a wet towel”…

except

1. you don’t see the lion
2. there is great chance the lion is sleeping or has already eaten.

> [@Mevatla\_Vekraspek](#):
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> You land in HS, you switch to freighter or you contract your stuff,

And you JF magically appears in Jita ready to jump ? Nice.

So now, you are splitting the value in two ships, each one of them being worth ganked (naked JF are ganked too), and especially one of them does not have the jump drive to escape a gank-to-be. Both those ships need to go to Jita. Sorry but it does not look like an improvement to me - actually, that looks much more like an idiot move.

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**Author:** ![Anderson\_Geten](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anderson_geten/32/390041_2.png) [@Anderson\_Geten](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anderson_Geten)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/538 "2018-08-14T13:15:39Z")

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You mean, you are unable to accept when someone points out where you are wrong ?

My bad, I did not know you were lacking basic skills.

I should have guessed, by the way you only insult people instead of bringing constructive argument.

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**Author:** ![Mevatla\_Vekraspek](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/mevatla_vekraspek/32/377519_2.png) [@Mevatla\_Vekraspek](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Mevatla_Vekraspek)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/539 "2018-08-14T13:23:34Z")

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> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> constructive argument.

Thank you for that moment.

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**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/540 "2018-08-14T13:33:14Z")

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Savage

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/541 "2018-08-14T21:50:15Z")

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> [@Teckos\_Pech](#):
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> There is no shame in screwing up and being an idiot and losing stuff. There is shame in not learning from it and doing it again.

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. ~ Confucius

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**Author:** ![Australian\_Excellence](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/australian_excellence/32/367782_2.png) [@Australian\_Excellence](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Australian_Excellence)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 4:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/542 "2018-08-16T04:41:15Z")

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Anyone who loses a jf in highsec is a complete retard

The only excuse you could give is a lag spike when you uncloak to cyno, but thats under 1% of the jf losses

> [@Anderson\_Geten](#):
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> People are called idiots by someone because they lose a JF. I tell this someone that when you have time constraints, when you have eg a RL or children, you can’t afford to make all the choices that can set the risk of being ganked to 0%.

🤣 hahahhaa

then dont play the game, if that fairy tale situation came up its entirely their fault for not docking up when they need to tend to their kids

You bears obviously dont understand what eve is about, I really wonder why some of you even play the game 🤔 (I’m happy you do, I love beating down on scrubs)

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**Author:** ![Estuary\_Algaert](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/estuary_algaert/32/27420_2.png) [@Estuary\_Algaert](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Estuary_Algaert)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/543 "2018-08-16T17:41:07Z")

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OK, so, I’m strange… but… after reading most of this, and mention of lions doesn’t help… my brain has processed this discourse down to a mental image of people running around the Serengeti with clothes made of meat screaming “Don’t worry, the loins already ate the other guy!”.

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**Author:** ![Whitehound](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/whitehound/32/59604_2.png) [@Whitehound](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Whitehound)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/544 "2018-08-16T18:15:58Z")

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> [@Estuary\_Algaert](#):
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> OK, so, I’m strange… but… after reading most of this, and mention of lions doesn’t help… my brain has processed this discourse down to a mental image of people running around the Serengeti with clothes made of meat screaming “Don’t worry, the **loins** already ate the other guy!”.

Man eating loins… I must admit, I always wondered when the topic will reach the subject of bumping uglies.

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**Author:** ![Estuary\_Algaert](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/estuary_algaert/32/27420_2.png) [@Estuary\_Algaert](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Estuary_Algaert)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/545 "2018-08-16T19:00:03Z")

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LOL, that is too funny a typo to edit out.

I meant **Lions** … though the other is admittedly far more amusing.

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**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/bumping/85395/546 "2018-08-16T19:37:45Z")

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Your loins, they need to be girded.

On a side note.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. ~ Harlan Ellison

There is more stupidity around than hydrogen and it has a longer shelf life. ~ Frank Zappa

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