# \[CalMil FW\] United Caldari Navy is Recruiting **URL:** \ **Category:** Recruitment Center\ **Tags:** faction-war, low-sec, pvp\ **Created:** [April 4, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580 "2022-04-04T14:11:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Nayran\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayran_fenix/32/409531_2.png) [@Nayran\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayran_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/143 "2022-06-10T13:58:16Z")
100% true! ---
**Author:** ![Marqus\_Aurellius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/marqus_aurellius/32/317920_2.png) [@Marqus\_Aurellius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Marqus_Aurellius)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/144 "2022-06-10T15:03:48Z")
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ■■■■■■■ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ■■■■■■■ hate gaming laptops… ---
**Author:** ![Lambda\_Thyl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lambda_thyl/32/405817_2.png) [@Lambda\_Thyl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lambda_Thyl)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/145 "2022-06-11T05:57:09Z")
Fastest growing corporation and alliance. ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/3/c/2/3c2791fb31c36a8e1c2083155da9010e7376c5f1.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Nayran\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayran_fenix/32/409531_2.png) [@Nayran\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayran_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/146 "2022-06-11T15:10:16Z")
big true! ---
**Author:** ![Lambda\_Thyl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lambda_thyl/32/405817_2.png) [@Lambda\_Thyl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lambda_Thyl)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2022, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/147 "2022-06-12T13:33:14Z")
Too similar post to bump ---
**Author:** ![Lambda\_Thyl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lambda_thyl/32/405817_2.png) [@Lambda\_Thyl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lambda_Thyl)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/148 "2022-06-13T05:55:41Z")
UCN is one of the forefront fighters in taking back systems! Join for the great fights! ---
**Author:** ![Nayran\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayran_fenix/32/409531_2.png) [@Nayran\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayran_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/149 "2022-06-13T14:43:59Z")
Big true! ---
**Author:** ![Lambda\_Thyl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lambda_thyl/32/405817_2.png) [@Lambda\_Thyl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lambda_Thyl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/150 "2022-06-14T05:55:50Z")
Casual daily bump ---
**Author:** ![Nayran\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayran_fenix/32/409531_2.png) [@Nayran\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayran_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/151 "2022-06-14T13:44:36Z")
thanks for the best bumps! ---
**Author:** ![Nayran\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayran_fenix/32/409531_2.png) [@Nayran\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayran_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/152 "2022-06-15T19:29:25Z")
the biggest of bumps!! ---
**Author:** ![Marqus\_Aurellius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/marqus_aurellius/32/317920_2.png) [@Marqus\_Aurellius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Marqus_Aurellius)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/153 "2022-06-15T22:04:48Z")
Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead. I wont pay those either Oh im going to prison? The one paid for by my tax dollars? Sorry. Didn’t pay em. Now there is no prison… I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times. ---
**Author:** ![Lambda\_Thyl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lambda_thyl/32/405817_2.png) [@Lambda\_Thyl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lambda_Thyl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/154 "2022-06-16T07:13:27Z")
Yugoslavian war music listening fleet coming soon, join corp before too late. ---
**Author:** ![Nayrok\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayrok_fenix/32/457287_2.png) [@Nayrok\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayrok_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/155 "2022-06-16T13:45:31Z")
Literally the best~! ---
**Author:** ![Nayrok\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayrok_fenix/32/457287_2.png) [@Nayrok\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayrok_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/156 "2022-06-17T14:44:31Z")
bump! ---
**Author:** ![Lambda\_Thyl](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lambda_thyl/32/405817_2.png) [@Lambda\_Thyl](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lambda_Thyl)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/157 "2022-06-18T05:44:21Z")
To the top. ---
**Author:** ![Nayrok\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayrok_fenix/32/457287_2.png) [@Nayrok\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayrok_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/158 "2022-06-18T18:44:57Z")
straight to the top! ---
**Author:** ![Nayrok\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayrok_fenix/32/457287_2.png) [@Nayrok\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayrok_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/159 "2022-06-20T02:24:38Z")
the best of bumps! ---
**Author:** ![Nayrok\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayrok_fenix/32/457287_2.png) [@Nayrok\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayrok_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/160 "2022-06-21T14:57:20Z")
please join for awesome pvp ---
**Author:** ![Nayrok\_Fenix](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nayrok_fenix/32/457287_2.png) [@Nayrok\_Fenix](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nayrok_Fenix)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/161 "2022-06-22T14:49:35Z")
yay the best corp! ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Parisi](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sean_parisi/32/390148_2.png) [@Sean\_Parisi](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sean_Parisi)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/calmil-fw-united-caldari-navy-is-recruiting/356580/162 "2022-06-23T14:54:23Z")
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