# \[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ \] - The Marmite Collective - 😈 **URL:** \ **Category:** Mercenary Services\ **Tags:** high-sec, pvp\ **Created:** [June 21, 2017, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894 "2017-06-21T09:03:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Sol\_epoch](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sol_epoch/32/379171_2.png) [@Sol\_epoch](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sol_epoch)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1011 "2018-02-09T19:57:58Z")
Fact… And it is history. Don’t take my word for it though as allegedly I am a Tool! ---
**Author:** ![Erin\_Davis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/erin_davis/32/475946_2.png) [@Erin\_Davis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Erin_Davis)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1012 "2018-02-09T20:48:09Z")
My apologies then, from our last uh… interaction I took what you were saying as some sort of shot at me. ---
**Author:** ![Saeger1737](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saeger1737/32/459629_2.png) [@Saeger1737](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saeger1737)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2018, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1013 "2018-02-09T21:30:24Z")
Think you need to read through this stuff: > **[How were you introduced to the criminal side of EVE?](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/how-were-you-introduced-to-the-criminal-side-of-eve/37137/47)** > > Very long history of just being a general asshole on my part… So it all started off 2005 Christmas time, different character (not revealing), didn’t start of as an evil ass hell bent on killing Everyone or everything, saeger wasn’t even made till I... ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2018, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1014 "2018-02-12T00:33:34Z")
Hire Marmites today. The best highsec mercenary in Eve and beyond. ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1015 "2018-02-13T11:51:20Z")
Hire them tomorrow. Today they are busy looting their allies 😂 the only “mercenaries” in eve who are using stealth bombers™ ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1016 "2018-02-16T14:07:34Z")
Marmite, the strongest, longest running, non trade hub hugging and highest ranked highsec mercenary alliance in Eve. That’s who you want to hire… ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1017 "2018-02-18T00:53:16Z")
Hire Marmites, we have the balls to be at war with C-M3N. :parrotbeer: ---
**Author:** ![Pheonix\_Jr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pheonix_jr/32/337955_2.png) [@Pheonix\_Jr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pheonix_Jr)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1018 "2018-02-18T03:50:39Z")
SIR it’s G-M3N ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1019 "2018-02-19T13:20:28Z")
Sorry, updated… 🤗 ---
**Author:** ![tainted\_demon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tainted_demon/32/389937_2.png) [@tainted\_demon](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/tainted_demon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1020 "2018-02-19T20:44:15Z")
> [@Tora\_Bushido](#): > > C-M3N can’t argue with that, we did sort of spunk all over general shogun the other day 😄 ---
**Author:** ![Pheonix\_Jr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pheonix_jr/32/337955_2.png) [@Pheonix\_Jr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pheonix_Jr)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1021 "2018-02-19T23:18:21Z")
> [@tainted\_demon](#): > > > [@Tora\_Bushido](#): > > > > C-M3N > > can’t argue with that, we did sort of spunk all over general shogun the other day 😄 That’s just how we say hello to other merc alliances here in G-M3N ---
**Author:** ![General\_Shogun](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/general_shogun/32/289461_2.png) [@General\_Shogun](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/General_Shogun)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 12:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1022 "2018-02-20T00:43:55Z")
> [@tainted\_demon](#): > > argue with that, we did sort of spunk all over general shogun the other day 😄 It’s true…I was covered head to toe in the stuff! Not to worry, though, I always tell my wife it’s good for the skin =) ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/c/1/c1cf2d9b9528125ef3ff58d7139faa5aae5e8272.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1023 "2018-02-23T11:05:23Z")
Hire Marmites for all your mercenary contracts. We’ll even war dec G-M3N if they smack talk us on the forums, unlike some other “mercenaries”. Want to join us, send me a mail. We wont yell at you for hunting, having fun or losing ships. Marmite rule number one : HAVE FUN! ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2018, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1024 "2018-03-04T18:01:52Z")
In the end, Marmite always wins… … cuz our skilled pvp pilots can handle the pressure. All other mercenaries cant… 1 down, 1 cripple, 1 to go… 😘 ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2018, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1025 "2018-03-06T22:30:00Z")
Hire Marmites (the f\*\*k your feelings alliance). The only alliance in Eve that doesn’t troll others… 😏 ---
**Author:** ![Garypls\_Fink](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/garypls_fink/32/489415_2.png) [@Garypls\_Fink](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Garypls_Fink)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1026 "2018-03-08T09:43:48Z")
God bless you all in Marmite, my brothers. May your light shine bright. ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1027 "2018-03-08T23:02:12Z")
Someone’s citadel has been renamed… 😂 ![Fly%20Fearless](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/e/9/e9b0e377b65662dcc692e5a402450881b67868a9.png) Fly Fearless should have taken the deal, now they lost their members, their structures, their ships, their… Lessons learned : Hire marmite, we always win in the end! 😏 ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1028 "2018-03-09T12:28:08Z")
Hire Marmites, I mean hire Trolla Bullshito or one of his station minions. New Marmite merc services : -Hisec Bomber Ops (coz marmites are whoring even on their own losses) -Forum Trolling Deluxe ™a Trolla Bullshito service -Do you need an ally to loot your wreck if you die? Apophis can do it for you 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1029 "2018-03-09T12:44:51Z")
> [@Yaosus](#): > > Forum Trolling Deluxe Nah You beat Marmite by yourself on that regard lol ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1030 "2018-03-09T12:46:31Z")
You also forget we’re also awesome at troll baiting… POINT! 🤣🤣🤣 [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894.md?page=11)