# \[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ \] - The Marmite Collective - 😈

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894>\
**Category:** Mercenary Services\
**Tags:** high-sec, pvp\
**Created:** [June 21, 2017, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894 "2017-06-21T09:03:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![Lukka\_Hawke](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lukka_hawke/32/176308_2.png) [@Lukka\_Hawke](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lukka_Hawke)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1232 "2018-06-09T00:04:58Z")

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Back on topic Hire Marmites, They still are relevant.

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**Author:** ![Natural\_CloneKiller](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/natural_clonekiller/32/387890_2.png) [@Natural\_CloneKiller](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Natural_CloneKiller)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1233 "2018-06-10T00:10:44Z")

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Lol. Says the troll who has shot at what in the last few months. Looking at your kb over the last few months i suggest you put your mouth away and come play the game. All talk. No bite. As always.

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**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1234 "2018-06-10T03:04:18Z")

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go ■■■■ in your own thread…

This is a Marmites thread, not an ex-VMG one…

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**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1235 "2018-06-10T08:21:56Z")

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It’s so easy to get them worked up and each and everytime their immense frustration shows in a split second.

One, they are SOMEBODY in eve online (better than the rest of the eve population), screams like someone spent time locked in the house when they were little left only with a raggedy teddy bear and a twin to abuse and compete with.

Truth is, nobody knows who the ■■■■ they are, maybe except for the fact that they are corp thieves and scammers.

They contradict themselves by calling you trash while taking pride in defeating you, which is it?

They are so jelous on your success that they cannot miss a single opportunity to throw ■■■■ in abundece towards the same people they used to wash their feet and carry their suitcases every single day for the past 5 years. OHWOW.

Crab people 🙂

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**Author:** ![Pheonix\_Jr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pheonix_jr/32/337955_2.png) [@Pheonix\_Jr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pheonix_Jr)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1236 "2018-06-10T20:43:14Z")

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> [@Yaosus](#):
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> They contradict themselves by calling you trash while _ **taking pride in defeating you** _, which is it?

well at least some one on the other side finally understands/admits that we defeated them.

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**Author:** ![Alocer\_Agaliarept](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/alocer_agaliarept/32/317053_2.png) [@Alocer\_Agaliarept](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Alocer_Agaliarept)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1237 "2018-06-10T21:04:32Z")

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maybe if there was something worth my time i might, but as it sits right now what do I have to gain by embarrassing you and publicly smashing you a second time?

And @Dom_Arkaral they are all over the marmite thread because Natural has made holesale into 2013 Marmite by camping 4-4 all day erryday lmfao

Hire the Marmite Collective, even EX VMG member Natural strives to be like their past! However tora has made some vast improvements over the years

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1238 "2018-06-12T11:07:19Z")

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Marmites, if you need to have it done professionally !

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1240 "2018-06-16T18:30:30Z")

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No Drama, no walls of text, just pew pew and 🍿 :parrotbeer:

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**Author:** ![Natural\_CloneKiller](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/natural_clonekiller/32/387890_2.png) [@Natural\_CloneKiller](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Natural_CloneKiller)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1241 "2018-06-17T06:54:42Z")

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Why you sucking up to tora lol when you old alliance is at war with them?

> **[Megathron | EarlCarbon | Killmail](https://zkillboard.com/kill/70677117/)**
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> EarlCarbon (EVE Corporation 987654321-POP) lost their Megathron in Pulin (Sinq Laison). Final Blow by sbybby (Spree - Mercs and savages) flying in a Legion. Total Value: 184,901,076.55 ISK

Do you not care for spree anymore!

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1242 "2018-06-22T09:46:21Z")

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If you want quality, hire Marmites.

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1243 "2018-06-27T10:50:51Z")

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Hire your number one mercenary alliance in Eve today!

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**Author:** ![Natural\_CloneKiller](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/natural_clonekiller/32/387890_2.png) [@Natural\_CloneKiller](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Natural_CloneKiller)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1244 "2018-06-27T12:47:42Z")

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Mardongs have run from a fight with us for years. Always trying to evade fighting head on. Its the main reason your guys fly in frigs and kill shuttles. Lets face facts here…mardongs are bad at flying anything above a destroyer hull. Hire the mardongs and waste your isk.

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**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1245 "2018-06-27T12:53:21Z")

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Here he goes again…

Hire Marmites, the longest running merc group in HS

P s. Rumour has it you owe someone 20b @Natural_CloneKiller 😅

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1246 "2018-06-28T11:06:19Z")

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It’s good to be the number one mercenary alliance in Eve. Many have tried to destroy us, but all have failed. And all who tried lost their own alliance because of it. I could make a list to rub it in, but I’m to nice to do so.

Who 's next? 😏

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1247 "2018-06-30T16:20:36Z")

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You would think after a few years, people know who Marmites are and don’t make the mistake of giving us a challenge. Most alliances who did so are no longer active or disbanded.

Today I saw another not so smart cookie say :

“TSFH will never fall. So Tora, come at me, because I will wipe the floor with you.”

Not sure if he realizes that they already lost 120 ships (6,2B). But sure, I’ll accept the challenge. 😏

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1248 "2018-07-07T14:27:38Z")

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:moonwalkingparrot::hamburgerparrot::darkbeerparrot::congapartyparrot::congaparrot:

Hire us to kill the parrots!

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1249 "2018-07-09T09:52:43Z")

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“TSFH will never fall. So Tora, come at me, because I will wipe the floor with you.”

> [@I am sorry CCP - I have lost hope](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/i-am-sorry-ccp-i-have-lost-hope/87844):
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> After 15 years of playing Eve Online After 4 years of making Eve Online content Ill still be playing but I am not going to promote this game anymore until you fix the major issues Not like you will care, but I cannot deal with this anymore, fix what is broken or hire sumone who can [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qCFjvMqqrI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qCFjvMqqrI) Then we have the community’s response here [https://evocationzadherablog.wordpress.com/2018/07/09/release-a-video-eve-online-community-shows-its-true-colours-attacking-…](https://evocationzadherablog.wordpress.com/2018/07/09/release-a-video-eve-online-community-shows-its-true-colours-attacking-players-mental-health-issues-tweetfleet-eveonline-mmo-gaming-pcgaming/)

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1250 "2018-07-10T22:17:56Z")

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Ok, back to normal business. Hire Marmites, we get the job done.

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**Author:** ![Natural\_CloneKiller](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/natural_clonekiller/32/387890_2.png) [@Natural\_CloneKiller](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Natural_CloneKiller)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1251 "2018-07-11T23:17:30Z")

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Epic. He should go play wow!

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**Author:** ![Saeger1737](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saeger1737/32/459629_2.png) [@Saeger1737](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saeger1737)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1252 "2018-07-13T20:22:15Z")

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So should you, 3 alliances down the toilet much?

Hire marmite they’ve not needed to bot to exist.

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