# \[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ \] - The Marmite Collective - 😈 **URL:** \ **Category:** Mercenary Services\ **Tags:** high-sec, pvp\ **Created:** [June 21, 2017, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894 "2017-06-21T09:03:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![dave3NG](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dave3ng/32/271161_2.png) [@dave3NG](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/dave3NG)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1253 "2018-07-14T16:16:08Z")
How much would it cost to hire your certified services to wardec me and my corp of myself? I made the mistake of joining the EvE facebook group and everyone seems to crying like a baby about the wardec system, and I want a “peace” of that action. It’s only me and I suck balls, so a legit offer would be appreciated… xxx ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1254 "2018-07-14T16:28:50Z")
lmao, the facebook people are pretty much the most carebeary around they’re all bark and no bite 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Prude\_Fish](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/prude_fish/32/75488_2.png) [@Prude\_Fish](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Prude_Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1255 "2018-07-17T15:43:53Z")
Just pick a few of the 100+ wars they have at random (where they are the aggressor) and offer your corps services ad a defender. Boom, free war dec against Marmite. ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2018, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1256 "2018-07-18T10:25:48Z")
Only dumb people want a (free) war with Marmite. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2018, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1257 "2018-07-19T10:17:04Z")
Number one mercenary alliance in Eve still going strong and will also still be here in 2 weeks. 😘 ---
**Author:** ![Sol\_epoch](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sol_epoch/32/379171_2.png) [@Sol\_epoch](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sol_epoch)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2018, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1258 "2018-07-20T16:53:04Z")
I see what you did there! You naughty boy! ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1259 "2018-07-21T17:06:03Z")
Hire Marmite, because I’m bored like hell. Being the number one Mercenary alliance for years, makes things boring if you’ve got no challenges. Many have tried and failed, disbanded or just left the game with frustration. Some even had to merge 3 mercenary alliances to barely stay alive. ![Tora_Bushido](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/6/c/6c291404a805ced2ae94073ef64c1c3cadbd3899.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1260 "2018-07-27T11:47:15Z")
Play Eve, hire Marmites and Bee happy. ![Bee-Happy](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/d/0/d0b506720571ddc09b516649ddebf6af5b18fe94.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![lilol\_me](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lilol_me/32/280863_2.png) [@lilol\_me](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/lilol_me)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1261 "2018-07-30T15:45:07Z")
can you kill a astra in a WH, if so evemail me ingame and give me a price ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1262 "2018-07-31T11:52:16Z")
Marmites don’t do structure contracts. We only kill them for revenge or pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1263 "2018-08-05T18:41:37Z")
Hire Marmites, because why not. :darkbeerparrot: ![fortizar](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/2/1/2192755f2269552f619ca5a9fddb63946fa5a018.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1264 "2018-08-05T19:00:46Z")
Hmmm 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![labtecwar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/labtecwar/32/11588_2.png) [@labtecwar](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/labtecwar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1265 "2018-08-05T19:40:20Z")
It’s amazing what you can do with photoshop. And you’re getting pretty good Tora :congapartyparrot: ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1266 "2018-08-05T22:02:09Z")
If you can proof this is a Photoshop (which it isnt), I’ll send you 100B. If you fail, you owe me a Fedo. 😏 ---
**Author:** ![labtecwar](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/labtecwar/32/11588_2.png) [@labtecwar](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/labtecwar)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1267 "2018-08-06T11:43:52Z")
Hehe I was talking about the bee happy 🤩 ---
**Author:** ![Sandy\_Law](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sandy_law/32/59589_2.png) [@Sandy\_Law](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sandy_Law)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1268 "2018-08-06T16:34:02Z")
He doesn’t need Photoshop… Photoshop needs him. ---
**Author:** ![Wanda\_Fayne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wanda_fayne/32/377654_2.png) [@Wanda\_Fayne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wanda_Fayne)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1269 "2018-08-06T17:05:49Z")
Did someone say Photoshop? ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/6/6/6620565d29946f20c8900674028a6980da456a0d.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1270 "2018-08-06T17:10:55Z")
Ayyy My mom had hair like that 15-20 years ago (as did I lol) ---
**Author:** ![Noragen\_Neirfallas](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/noragen_neirfallas/32/375148_2.png) [@Noragen\_Neirfallas](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Noragen_Neirfallas)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1271 "2018-08-06T17:26:12Z")
I still have hair like that ---
**Author:** ![Nitshe\_Razvedka](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nitshe_razvedka/32/18392_2.png) [@Nitshe\_Razvedka](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nitshe_Razvedka)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1272 "2018-08-06T19:42:07Z")
Tora, do you have a link/copy of the cartoon of you spanking Code like an errant child? Can you link here or post in C&P meme library. 😀😀😀 ( some masochistic Codie wants to relive the memory ) [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894.md?page=21) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894.md?page=23)