# \[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ \] - The Marmite Collective - 😈 **URL:** \ **Category:** Mercenary Services\ **Tags:** pvp, high-sec\ **Created:** [June 21, 2017, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894 "2017-06-21T09:03:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1273 "2018-08-09T14:53:57Z")
Ohh that lol. Was made a long time ago by the guy that makes all Goon images. ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1274 "2018-08-18T11:07:35Z")
Hire me, me, me. Just a damn game, dont take it too serieus. ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1275 "2018-08-24T10:01:01Z")
Marmites, the one alliance people never seem to get rid off. It sticks on you like Marmite. :congapartyparrot: ---
**Author:** ![Sol\_epoch](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sol_epoch/32/379171_2.png) [@Sol\_epoch](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sol_epoch)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1276 "2018-08-24T22:05:30Z")
I could have written that much better for you! ---
**Author:** ![Veine\_Miromme](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/veine_miromme/32/269859_2.png) [@Veine\_Miromme](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Veine_Miromme)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1277 "2018-08-24T23:39:23Z")
Someone had the ingenious or stupid idea to put Nutella from ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/b/b/bb5617e391500f6702f8a9eaa7a1e7535d73caf2.jpeg) [https://nutsandspices.com.au/nutella-piping-bags-1kg.html](https://nutsandspices.com.au/nutella-piping-bags-1kg.html) on the wall, near my locker, while Marmite had a wardec against me. Probably because they were out of Marmite. ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1278 "2018-08-26T21:14:53Z")
Divide and Conquer - part 1001 🍿 ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1280 "2018-09-15T19:21:52Z")
If you want to get the job done right, hire Marmites. The only certified mercenary alliance in Eve. ☠ ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1281 "2018-09-18T09:14:55Z")
I never imagined that sitting in a station ship spinning could actually win you a war. LOL I underestimated indolence. But I am learning quick no worries 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1282 "2018-09-18T09:24:51Z")
There are many things you don’t know yet my young Padawan. Learn from the Marmites and one day you shall too. Why else do you think we’re the oldest and highest ranked mercenary alliance in highsec? ---
**Author:** ![gregora\_mai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gregora_mai/32/123476_2.png) [@gregora\_mai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/gregora_mai)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1283 "2018-09-20T18:30:17Z")
Hire Marmite today, they are no Station Campers. Oh wait: > **[Svipul | Tora Bushido | Killmail](https://zkillboard.com/kill/72509634/)** > > Tora Bushido (EVE Corporation 987654321-POP) lost their Svipul in Jita (The Forge). Final Blow by Scruffy Ormand (Die Flamongos) flying in a Tornado. Total Value: 48,247,281.73 ISK ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1284 "2018-09-21T06:25:16Z")
Yeh, I felt dirty after 2-3 hours of Jita hub hugging. 2-3 times a year is really my max. The plan was to stay on the 4-4 and see how long it would take for PIRAT to gank me. You beat them to it. I saw your nados on time, but had to choose between wait 2 sec to dock or warp. I gambled wrong. 😊 And awesome kill by the way. I think you won Eve with that loot. 😅 ---
**Author:** ![Pheonix\_Jr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pheonix_jr/32/337955_2.png) [@Pheonix\_Jr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pheonix_Jr)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1285 "2018-09-21T22:15:36Z")
i find it mildly ironic that a band of jita campers are here shitting up the forum about station camping. When I had a screen shot of Khromius sitting on the 4-4 in 5 Resebo’ing rattlesnakes a few days after his alliance was stolen… ---
**Author:** ![gregora\_mai](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gregora_mai/32/123476_2.png) [@gregora\_mai](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/gregora_mai)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1286 "2018-09-22T05:37:15Z")
Phoenix you might be true with this rattle, but i Do Not get it what this has to do with us. we are Not vmg, we Do Not Camp trade Hubs. Please Tell ne what is ironic her, or mildly ironic. when you find me Camping jita you can blame me. Otherwise Do your homework first. Thx ---
**Author:** ![Kuklo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kuklo/32/162907_2.png) [@Kuklo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kuklo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1287 "2018-09-22T16:56:33Z")
> [@Tora\_Bushido](#): > > The plan was to stay on the 4-4 and see how long it would take for PIRAT to gank me. Without active war. > **Yeah** > > ![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/2/2/22cdeae3cf8c37215d00cdfc9b6046cd0f449155.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1288 "2018-09-25T11:53:02Z")
Hire the number one mercenary alliance in Eve today. No small talk, no fancy banners, we just hunt and kill your targets. Together with PIRAT the oldest still active HS mercenary alliance in game (since 2010). ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1289 "2018-10-04T10:46:52Z")
Hire us if you dislike your enemies and join us if you want to have some fun! ---
**Author:** ![Kilon\_Alios](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/kilon_alios/32/143258_2.png) [@Kilon\_Alios](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Kilon_Alios)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1290 "2018-10-11T17:41:45Z")
> [@Tora\_Bushido](#): > > Fly Fearless Hey there an old Fly Fearless member here. You indeed took down the corp congrats unfortunately it was not because of your scary PVP but by spamming our mailing list to death with your spy alts taking advantage of the open door policy of the corp. And the spam of course was rude, calling names and ranting for the most useless stuff. If spamming mailing lists is how you spread terror, I am very afraid indeed. Well not as afraid a solo Marmite in a Cynabal running for hills twice against my all mighty auto missiles Condor. Two of the most funny moments in this game. And the icing in the cake the personal invite from you to join your corp 😃 No hard feelings, you indeed made the game fun and exciting for me, well until the spamming got out of control when I decided to leave corp. ---
**Author:** ![Faylee\_Freir](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/faylee_freir/32/439750_2.png) [@Faylee\_Freir](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Faylee_Freir)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1291 "2018-10-11T18:16:12Z")
Looks like you can add this to your repertoire Tora: “Psychological Warfare - Alliance Infiltration & Mail spam” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Annah\_Tsero](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/annah_tsero/32/96572_2.png) [@Annah\_Tsero](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Annah_Tsero)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1292 "2018-10-11T18:53:31Z")
The mail spam wasn’t Tora (I know who it was) ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/1293 "2018-10-11T19:22:10Z")
One slight problem in your story. I never send a single mail to your alliance. 😉 If I would, I would be boosting about it. [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894.md?page=22) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894.md?page=24)