# \[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ \] - The Marmite Collective - 😈 **URL:** \ **Category:** Mercenary Services\ **Tags:** pvp, high-sec\ **Created:** [June 21, 2017, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894 "2017-06-21T09:03:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/908 "2017-12-31T10:08:35Z")
Hire Marmites … just do it! ---
**Author:** ![Saeger1737](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saeger1737/32/459629_2.png) [@Saeger1737](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saeger1737)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 1:52am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/909 "2018-01-01T01:52:26Z")
![IMG1019959263](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/8/8/88e8af1b7f64437d6a0807401f9ff9479f8482f3.jpg) Happy new year, get your guns at the ready and prep for fun. ---
**Author:** ![Ro\_Fenrios](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ro_fenrios/32/377829_2.png) [@Ro\_Fenrios](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ro_Fenrios)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/910 "2018-01-02T15:09:32Z")
Explosive New year and what not. Thank you for tipping us location of juicy kill. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/911 "2018-01-08T12:51:58Z")
Happy New Year marmites. May the New Year bring you joy, happiness and everything you wished to VMG last year may it happen to you …10x this year 🙂 I hope your leadership will manage to grow at least **one ball** in 2018, I know having two balls, even two small balls is an impossible task for @Tora_Bushido. All the best. Yours Truly ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/912 "2018-01-12T11:49:34Z")
If you want the best, you hire Marmites… Ohh hi Yaosus, you still crying for attention m8? 😂😂😂 ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/913 "2018-01-12T15:32:30Z")
Are you still trying to sell mercenary services? Forget it. Last night Apophis opened a new highsec lucrative business for marmites. As we were fighting Ushra, Apophis was scooping the loot with his alt from the battlefield. When I first heard it I thought it was a joke, but 60 “inactive” people on TS were having a blast laghing their arses off. Then I saw Apophis with my own eyes scooping the loot, and I thought fawk meh the marmites changed their business model from space mercenaries to **space janitors**. Wordah! 😂😂😂 Props to Ushra’Khan for having the balls to fight until the end! Zi pu wo lala ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/914 "2018-01-12T15:59:55Z")
> [@Yaosus](#): > > Props to Ushra’Khan for having the balls to fight until the end! Don’t take any credit Yaosus, you guys had 13% of the blue donut there… not taking Marmite’s side (or anyone’s) but you guys are all useless without your donuts 😂 The weakness shoes when you need 6 alliances to take down a single fortizar 😂😂😂😂😂 Can’t wait to see your puny response tbh (you cam always mail me it if you’re too embarrassed ;)))))))))) (Lmao) ---
**Author:** ![Saeger1737](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saeger1737/32/459629_2.png) [@Saeger1737](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saeger1737)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/915 "2018-01-12T20:54:46Z")
So they clearly haven’t changed or learned any new tricks… Guess the blue donut is getting more bloated maybe more Belgian waffle style now … On another note after doing second looks at recent vmg pictures for their crappy website, yaosus’s avatar really wants to look like tora’s… I think someone is truly envious. ![IMG_20180112_155901](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/8/6/86beac503033358c54e26477377f4fffee849974.jpg) ![IMG_20180112_160029](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/b/8/b8ce35325a3a6ab6f9727dc3d58b442c702fc397.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Wanda\_Fayne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wanda_fayne/32/377654_2.png) [@Wanda\_Fayne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wanda_Fayne)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/917 "2018-01-13T10:23:10Z")
> [@Yaosus](#): > > Can you go lower than this, I wonder? Possibly… if there is any truth in this… [https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/7q0lif/the\_omist\_bots\_were\_shtirlizz\_from\_pirat\_evidence/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/7q0lif/the_omist_bots_were_shtirlizz_from_pirat_evidence/) edit. now that’s _coincidental_ > **[DOTLAN EveMaps: Corporation - Transfer - 2018-01-13 08:08:27 - Live Ticker](https://evemaps.dotlan.net/ticker/2684040)** > > ShtirliZZ has resigned from the position of CEO with G0P-ST0P. As their last move they appointed AchillesSR as CEO ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/918 "2018-01-13T10:25:10Z")
300 men saw Apophis doing it. DOH 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Saeger1737](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saeger1737/32/459629_2.png) [@Saeger1737](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saeger1737)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/919 "2018-01-13T14:07:38Z")
More like 50 people and 250 logi alts ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/920 "2018-01-13T18:34:03Z")
> [@Yaosus](#): > > it looks like marmites kicked you out even your old CODE. buddies seems to have had enough of you. same old baseless argument I leave on my own lol, don’t need people to push buttons 😉 but hey apparently you know more of why I’m _kicked_ from corps than I do (even tho I pushed the buttons lel) ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/921 "2018-01-25T09:59:44Z")
Hire Marmites if you want the best money can buy… 🕶 ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/922 "2018-01-25T15:10:13Z")
They will assist you on your war and then send Apophis Kaundur to loot your wrecks because they LOVE blue wrecks. :)) ---
**Author:** ![Saeger1737](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saeger1737/32/459629_2.png) [@Saeger1737](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saeger1737)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/923 "2018-01-27T21:22:08Z")
Who doesn’t love wrecks? ---
**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/924 "2018-01-29T22:58:41Z")
Hire Marmites today! If you want kids like Yaosus crying in your local. He is our favorite puppet and will smack talk on our command. 🤗 ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/925 "2018-01-30T10:22:44Z")
**THE MARMITE COLLECTIVE will assist on your wars to be able to loot your wrecks without getting a suspect timer.** _Warning : lack of argument may make Trolla Bushido mad and shame might make him log in his forum alt_ Although claiming to be a grown up he still has a hard time accepting he got destroyed and humiliated by a group of “kids” in a game he thought he mastered; Yet there is no bigger humiliation than the one that you inflicted upon yourself by sending Apophis Kaundur to loot the wrecks of your fallen allies from a battlefield. You promised them 20 battleships and you sent a lousy looter. One has to wonder… can you get any lower than this? 😂 😂 😂 ---
**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/926 "2018-01-30T13:59:04Z")
> [@Yaosus](#): > > You promised them 20 battleships 2016 Marmite called, they want their ships back ---
**Author:** ![Cyber\_Fight\_r](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cyber_fight_r/32/167707_2.png) [@Cyber\_Fight\_r](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cyber_Fight_r)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/927 "2018-01-30T17:17:08Z")
Yaousus… I really ask my self if everything is ok with you. You are addicted to marmite in a way that goes far about roleplaying. Before you start to dream from Tora (Iam not sure if you dont do it actually) you should behave like a grown up and take youself back a bit. Its a game … ---
**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/928 "2018-01-30T23:27:25Z")
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