# \[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ \] - The Marmite Collective - 😈

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894>\
**Category:** Mercenary Services\
**Tags:** pvp, high-sec\
**Created:** [June 21, 2017, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894 "2017-06-21T09:03:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Saeger1737](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saeger1737/32/459629_2.png) [@Saeger1737](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saeger1737)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/951 "2018-02-01T20:53:36Z")

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Relevancy;  
\*Vmg still needs Pirat and P.E. to take on other Mercs… This still happens  
\*Yaosus still pretends to be a troll but he’s very envious of tora, yeah still a thing.  
\*Vmg uses neutral logi alts in every fight regardless of ship type… Never has changed  
\*Tora remains docked during every Merc war, consistent thing that has not changed since the beginning of marmite.  
\*Kypp dying and losing a ton in a ship or pod… Never changes.

Yup that list of things hasn’t changed so yea I think I’m still very much Relevant.

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**Author:** ![Creepy\_Goatman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/creepy_goatman/32/52202_2.png) [@Creepy\_Goatman](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Creepy_Goatman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/952 "2018-02-01T21:34:51Z")

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Like these 2 nestors that died on the drone glitch and NCK’s pod indeed,  
hihihihohoho 🙄  
But keep spinning 🙂

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**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/953 "2018-02-01T21:36:48Z")

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That was a glitch CCP’s glitch mr trolla bushido’s forum alt. Kypp’s kill is LEGIT 🙂

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**Author:** ![Creepy\_Goatman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/creepy_goatman/32/52202_2.png) [@Creepy\_Goatman](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Creepy_Goatman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/954 "2018-02-01T21:38:10Z")

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So say you, it all hangs on your word, and you call others liars, lol

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**Author:** ![Natural\_CloneKiller](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/natural_clonekiller/32/387890_2.png) [@Natural\_CloneKiller](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Natural_CloneKiller)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/955 "2018-02-01T22:56:58Z")

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Id love it if marmite actually fought back. Why do you think we poke so much.

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**Author:** ![Creepy\_Goatman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/creepy_goatman/32/52202_2.png) [@Creepy\_Goatman](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Creepy_Goatman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/956 "2018-02-01T23:17:37Z")

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I am not personally involved in all of those shenanigans. However, sending marmites barbed pikes because they don’t show up at potential fights/timers because you decide to dogpile with the blue donut doesn’t help motivate them.

I understand there is no fair fight in EVE, however you can’t complain if it has an adverse effect on your enemies cooperating…

o7

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**Author:** ![Natural\_CloneKiller](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/natural_clonekiller/32/387890_2.png) [@Natural\_CloneKiller](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Natural_CloneKiller)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/957 "2018-02-02T01:01:41Z")

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I wasnt really refering to the free 60bil in kms. We were after a bigger fight there. Im talking about the lasy year where marmite just dock and run vs us. In fact any organised fc could make marmite better. They just need a plan.

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**Author:** ![Creepy\_Goatman](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/creepy_goatman/32/52202_2.png) [@Creepy\_Goatman](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Creepy_Goatman)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:30am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/958 "2018-02-02T01:30:32Z")

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I do not disagree. Time and dedication can deliver surprising results, though you have to make the effort.

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**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/959 "2018-02-02T09:20:33Z")

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> [@Saeger1737](#):
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> Relevancy;  
> \*Vmg still needs Pirat and P.E. to take on other Mercs… This still happens  
> \*Yaosus still pretends to be a troll but he’s very envious of tora, yeah still a thing.  
> \*Vmg uses neutral logi alts in every fight regardless of ship type… Never has changed  
> \*Tora remains docked during every Merc war, consistent thing that has not changed since the beginning of marmite.  
> \*Kypp dying and losing a ton in a ship or pod… Never changes.
> 
> Yup that list of things hasn’t changed so yea I think I’m still very much Relevant.

Relevancy :  
You are irrelevant.

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**Author:** ![Tora\_Bushido](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tora_bushido/32/382053_2.png) [@Tora\_Bushido](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tora_Bushido)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/960 "2018-02-02T10:21:29Z")

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Finally this looks more like the C&P forum again… keep up the good work guys!

Ohh and hire Marmites, the alliance people have been trying to break for 8 years and failed every time. 😚

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**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/961 "2018-02-02T11:59:21Z")

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OMG what happened here ?

[https://zkillboard.com/related/31000416/201802011000/](https://zkillboard.com/related/31000416/201802011000/)

So in 2 weeks you lost around 100 bil :))) You look like Rate my ticks now

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**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/962 "2018-02-02T13:47:49Z")

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> [@Tora\_Bushido](#):
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> Finally this looks more like the C&P forum again… keep up the good work guys!

Except it stopped being C&P when someone complained about all the shitposting that was being done on this thread and VMG’s thread.

And tbh  
Marmite stopped being real mercs during the first merc war,  
@Saeger1737 stopped being relevant the day he quit the game  
And the rumor is that I’m the Saviour of Highsec

Bai

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**Author:** ![Yaosus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yaosus/32/414480_2.png) [@Yaosus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yaosus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/963 "2018-02-02T15:51:20Z")

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We all know Trolla Bushido is just a big crybaby with an ego the size of a Keepstar. As much as he wants to play it cool and “meta” everything he ended up the laughing stock of highsec.

Didnaitellya a few months back this was going to happen?

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**Author:** ![ISD\_Buldath](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/isd_buldath/32/381437_2.png) [@ISD\_Buldath](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/ISD_Buldath)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/964 "2018-02-02T17:46:23Z")

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Are we really doing this again?

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**Author:** ![Sere\_O\_Asis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sere_o_asis/32/374997_2.png) [@Sere\_O\_Asis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sere_O_Asis)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/965 "2018-02-02T17:59:16Z")

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I, for one, enjoy the banter; and miss the circus atmosphere of the old forums.

o7

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**Author:** ![Pheonix\_Jr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pheonix_jr/32/337955_2.png) [@Pheonix\_Jr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pheonix_Jr)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/966 "2018-02-02T19:20:11Z")

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I think I see Yoasus on this forum thread more than I see any of the owning alliance members combined, Hmmm

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**Author:** ![Tiddle\_Jr](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tiddle_jr/32/469145_2.png) [@Tiddle\_Jr](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tiddle_Jr)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/967 "2018-02-02T20:27:22Z")

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He lives under heavy Helsinki Syndrome.

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**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/968 "2018-02-02T20:39:16Z")

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I’m pretty sure you’ve seen how dead C&P has been on the new forums… there’s a reason for that 😛

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**Author:** ![Saeger1737](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/saeger1737/32/459629_2.png) [@Saeger1737](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Saeger1737)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/969 "2018-02-02T20:44:17Z")

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But did I quit the game? Do you know all my account names? Do I not troll groupme every other day?

Bjornbee is fun to fly with on alpha accounts is all I’m going to say

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**Author:** ![Dom\_Arkaral](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dom_arkaral/32/462611_2.png) [@Dom\_Arkaral](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dom_Arkaral)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/certified-mercenaries-the-marmite-collective/4894/970 "2018-02-02T21:02:39Z")

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I havent paid attention to Groupme since I wished a happy new year to the gang 😛

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