[CERTIFIED MERCENARIES ✅ ] - The Marmite Collective - 😈

How much would it cost to hire your certified services to wardec me and my corp of myself? I made the mistake of joining the EvE facebook group and everyone seems to crying like a baby about the wardec system, and I want a “peace” of that action.

It’s only me and I suck balls, so a legit offer would be appreciated… xxx

lmao, the facebook people are pretty much the most carebeary around

they’re all bark and no bite :wink:

Just pick a few of the 100+ wars they have at random (where they are the aggressor) and offer your corps services ad a defender.

Boom, free war dec against Marmite.

Only dumb people want a (free) war with Marmite. :wink:

Number one mercenary alliance in Eve still going strong and will also still be here in 2 weeks. :kissing_heart:

I see what you did there! You naughty boy!

Hire Marmite, because I’m bored like hell. Being the number one Mercenary alliance for years, makes things boring if you’ve got no challenges. Many have tried and failed, disbanded or just left the game with frustration. Some even had to merge 3 mercenary alliances to barely stay alive.

Tora_Bushido

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Play Eve, hire Marmites and Bee happy.

Bee-Happy

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can you kill a astra in a WH, if so evemail me ingame and give me a price

Marmites don’t do structure contracts. We only kill them for revenge or pleasure.

Hire Marmites, because why not. :darkbeerparrot:

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Hmmm :thinking:

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It’s amazing what you can do with photoshop.
And you’re getting pretty good Tora :congapartyparrot:

If you can proof this is a Photoshop (which it isnt), I’ll send you 100B. If you fail, you owe me a Fedo. :smirk:

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Hehe I was talking about the bee happy :star_struck:

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He doesn’t need Photoshop…
Photoshop needs him.

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Did someone say Photoshop?

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Ayyy
My mom had hair like that 15-20 years ago (as did I lol)

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I still have hair like that

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Tora, do you have a link/copy of the cartoon of you spanking Code like an errant child?

Can you link here or post in C&P meme library.

:grinning::grinning::grinning:

( some masochistic Codie wants to relive the memory )

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