# Community Intervention - Help me talk sense into my friend =( **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Created:** [July 16, 2020, 1:56am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143 "2020-07-16T01:56:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Haulie\_Berry](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/haulie_berry/32/388021_2.png) [@Haulie\_Berry](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Haulie_Berry)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/61 "2020-07-30T15:12:43Z")
Pretty sure that’s “eve is dying” but this is definitely second place. ---
**Author:** ![Nana\_Skalski](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nana_skalski/32/489985_2.png) [@Nana\_Skalski](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nana_Skalski)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/62 "2020-07-30T15:41:30Z")
There is even an item in EVE, with such description as you posted. > **[zkillboard.com / Ship Fitting Guide | Item](https://zkillboard.com/item/33018/)** > > zkillboard.com is a killboard for the Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) EVE-Online. ---
**Author:** ![Bumblefck](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/bumblefck/32/217299_2.png) [@Bumblefck](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Bumblefck)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/63 "2020-07-30T15:42:51Z")
Well oh my laws Getting a kill with that fit would be quite the feather in one’s cap ---
**Author:** ![Spruillo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/spruillo/32/399314_2.png) [@Spruillo](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Spruillo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/64 "2020-07-30T17:15:37Z")
> [@Wadiest\_Yong](#): > > Bring the horse to the water. And give it a properly fitted raven to try out. > ![download](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/6/2/621ed572719bf2854538f6a211a39e737cd78466.jpeg) Any real cowboy knows better than drinking out of a drainage fed cow pond, basically a giant unflushed toilet. Just like they know you fit Ravens with polarized torpedoes. ---
**Author:** ![Xeux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xeux/32/428022_2.png) [@Xeux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xeux)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/65 "2020-07-30T18:14:51Z")
Real men don’t get giardia. ---
**Author:** ![Rocket\_Hellfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/rocket_hellfire/32/396905_2.png) [@Rocket\_Hellfire](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Rocket_Hellfire)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/66 "2020-07-30T18:18:24Z")
> [@Archer\_en\_Tilavine](#): > > I can’t bear to say this… an active-tanked Cruise Raven That is embarrassing… smh. See if you can get him to do the right thing and get him to swap out those Cruise Missiles for some Small Pulse lasers. Improper fitting is a sickness, people. Do your part. Laser Ravens are the new meta. ---
**Author:** ![Pix\_Severus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pix_severus/32/394032_2.png) [@Pix\_Severus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pix_Severus)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/67 "2020-07-30T20:26:13Z")
> [@Rocket\_Hellfire](#): > > Improper fitting is a sickness, people. Do your part. Laser Ravens are the new meta. ![11658eve_dust514_screen_2_](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/a/c/ac8ff78d0429006601be9b9b397e249207f4cca8.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/68 "2020-07-30T20:28:36Z")
Dammit, I was looking for that picture. DUST514 IIRC ---
**Author:** ![Archer\_en\_Tilavine](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/archer_en_tilavine/32/461718_2.png) [@Archer\_en\_Tilavine](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Archer_en_Tilavine)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/69 "2020-07-30T20:29:01Z")
Dumbass Guristas… Non-EVE Players: That looks so cool! EVE Players: YOU ■■■■■■■ IDIOT! ---
**Author:** ![Pix\_Severus](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/pix_severus/32/394032_2.png) [@Pix\_Severus](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Pix_Severus)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/70 "2020-07-30T20:36:07Z")
Yup, actual Dust 514 promotional material right there. ---
**Author:** ![Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jonah_gravenstein/32/386819_2.png) [@Jonah\_Gravenstein](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jonah_Gravenstein)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/71 "2020-07-30T20:37:18Z")
Speaking of comedy shitfits… [This thread was a classic](https://forums-archive.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=357667) > OUR COERCERS SHALL BE FIT WITH THE FOLLOWING: > > LOWS > 1x TRACKING ENHANCER II > 2x GYROSTABILIZER II > > MIDS > 1x MEDIUM SHIELD EXTENDER II > 1x 1mN MICROWARP DRIVE II > > HIGHS > 8x 200mm AUTOCANNON II > > RIGS > 1x SMALL ANTI-EM SCREEN REINFORCER I > 1x SMALL CORE DEFENSE FIELD EXTENDER I > 1x SMALL PROJECTILE COLLISION ACCELERATOR I ---
**Author:** ![Ramona\_McCandless](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ramona_mccandless/32/468438_2.png) [@Ramona\_McCandless](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ramona_McCandless)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/72 "2020-07-30T21:30:57Z")
Laser Ravens? Medium Laser Scorpions man, thats the dreamboat ---
**Author:** ![Xeux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xeux/32/428022_2.png) [@Xeux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xeux)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/73 "2020-07-30T22:05:39Z")
I’ll bet that would pwn level 3 security missions! ---
**Author:** ![Nicolai\_Serkanner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nicolai_serkanner/32/358049_2.png) [@Nicolai\_Serkanner](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nicolai_Serkanner)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/74 "2020-07-31T15:28:42Z")
> [@Xeux](#): > > giardia Had to look that one up. Little shyte parasite. 🤨 ---
**Author:** ![Xeux](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/xeux/32/428022_2.png) [@Xeux](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Xeux)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/75 "2020-07-31T16:04:23Z")
Cryptosporidium is the other one. They don’t kill you, but they are quite memorable. ---
**Author:** ![Nicolai\_Serkanner](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nicolai_serkanner/32/358049_2.png) [@Nicolai\_Serkanner](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nicolai_Serkanner)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/76 "2020-07-31T17:07:26Z")
Nasty buggers. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/community-intervention-help-me-talk-sense-into-my-friend/255143/77 "2020-10-29T17:07:44Z")
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