# Cormorants and Jackals

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183>\
**Category:** Intergalactic Summit\
**Created:** [July 8, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183 "2021-07-08T00:54:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Yun-Hee\_Tight-lips\_Yubari](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/yun-hee_tight-lips_yubari/32/513933_2.png) [@Yun-Hee\_Tight-lips\_Yubari](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Yun-Hee_Tight-lips_Yubari)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/103 "2021-07-16T19:53:56Z")

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Before there was team Cormorant there was team Kestrel:  
 ![image](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/6/3/a/63ac67361efc23afbf0d4c2d5b0d06ff29be0a32.png)

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**Author:** ![Che\_Biko](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/che_biko/32/500836_2.png) [@Che\_Biko](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Che_Biko)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/105 "2021-07-16T20:52:00Z")

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> [@Aria\_Jenneth](#):
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> Without going into too much detail, can confirm both existence and creepiness. I don’t advise looking up your own.

Actually, I found looking up some of mine quite entertaining…from a distance.

> [@Julian\_Flavours](#):
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> Some more posters!

🤨…Wait…why am I on one of these?

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**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/nauplius/32/403015_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Nauplius)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/106 "2021-07-16T21:46:05Z")

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> [@Arsia\_Elkin](#):
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> Just be happy it’s dumb pictures and not poorly written _fanfiction._

This inspired me to rummage through my fan fiction collection:  
[“Savage Lasairiona Raske”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1vk52vw6/savage-lasairiona-raske.html) (Lasa / Nauplius)  
[“Cut of a Khanid”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1h72uzqc/cut-of-khanid.html) (Trii Seo / Nauplius)  
[“The Good Nanny”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1dswrpew/good-nanny.html) (Aria / Nauplius)  
[“Shy Aria Jenneth”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/?i=z2w2u2) (more Aria / Nauplius)

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**Author:** ![Clyde\_ElectraGlide](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/clyde_electraglide/32/389606_2.png) [@Clyde\_ElectraGlide](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Clyde_ElectraGlide)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/108 "2021-07-16T23:25:46Z")

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Thankfully mine’s based out of eastern Federation space so I never have to interact with them. I don’t understand why some baseliners would want to start a club for someone that dislikes them (not all baseliners, just the ones that’d want to idolize me) and who rarely visits the areas of space they inhabit anyways.

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**Author:** ![Sahara\_Jackal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/sahara_jackal/32/296697_2.png) [@Sahara\_Jackal](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Sahara_Jackal)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 1:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/109 "2021-07-17T01:55:48Z")

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> [@Arrendis](#):
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> You realize pretty much every capsuleer in New Eden has _some_ form of fan club, right? People are weird like that. And yeah, it’s pretty damned creepy.

Yes, of course. But as fan clubs go, this one is pretty harmless. They make funny parody posters and send well-wishes hoping for the happiness of their favorite capsuleers.

In comparison, the Vily and PGL fanclub recruited 150,000 other capsuleers to make massive strategic blunders, waste trillions of isk, and throw away hundred of thousands of civilian crew lives. . . for basically _nothing_. Julian’s crew seem downright benign compared to that, wouldnt you say?

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**Author:** ![Arrendis](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/arrendis/32/432594_2.png) [@Arrendis](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Arrendis)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 2:55am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/110 "2021-07-17T02:55:05Z")

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I think you mistake ‘fan club’ for ‘followers’. I promise, their fan clubs are far more insidious, continuing to wind their way through societies around the cluster, seeding their filth and idiocY wherever they can… like roaches, except that roaches are actually extremely clean little bastards.

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**Author:** ![Tyrel\_Toov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tyrel_toov/32/387953_2.png) [@Tyrel\_Toov](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tyrel_Toov)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 4:01am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/111 "2021-07-17T04:01:15Z")

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> [@Arrendis](#):
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> You realize pretty much every capsuleer in New Eden has _some_ form of fan club

I do? That’s… disconcerting.

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**Author:** ![Lasairiona\_Raske](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lasairiona_raske/32/467893_2.png) [@Lasairiona\_Raske](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lasairiona_Raske)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/112 "2021-07-17T10:27:19Z")

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Oh. My. Gods.

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/113 "2021-07-17T19:11:08Z")

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> [@Julian\_Flavours](#):
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> I’ve seen your posters my muscly macho and I wouldn’t mind checking if ice-cream melts on those biecps?

An idea for a photo-shoot maybe?

> [@Nauplius](#):
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> This inspired me to rummage through my fan fiction collection:  
> [“Savage Lasairiona Raske”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1vk52vw6/savage-lasairiona-raske.html) (Lasa / Nauplius)  
> [“Cut of a Khanid”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1h72uzqc/cut-of-khanid.html) (Trii Seo / Nauplius)  
> [“The Good Nanny”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1dswrpew/good-nanny.html) (Aria / Nauplius)  
> [“Shy Aria Jenneth”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/?i=z2w2u2) (more Aria / Nauplius)

Naup, you truly are God’s gift to the Amarrian people. Can you not see that you are in fact God’s chosen? These writings here are just a glimpse into the core of your being. As Emperor of the Amarrian people you would have only most insightful and things to say to them and they would love you. Adore you even. Your wisdom would have no bounds. These words you have written are proof that you should be leading your people into new Golden era.

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**Author:** ![Lasairiona\_Raske](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lasairiona_raske/32/467893_2.png) [@Lasairiona\_Raske](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lasairiona_Raske)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/115 "2021-07-17T20:00:42Z")

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I was going to say the same thing.

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**Author:** ![Julian\_Flavours](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/julian_flavours/32/412399_2.png) [@Julian\_Flavours](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Julian_Flavours)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/116 "2021-07-19T06:03:06Z")

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> [@Che\_Biko](#):
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> 🤨…Wait…why am I on one of these?

Why not? 😜

> [@Nauplius](#):
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> This inspired me to rummage through my fan fiction collection:  
> [“Savage Lasairiona Raske”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1vk52vw6/savage-lasairiona-raske.html) (Lasa / Nauplius)  
> [“Cut of a Khanid”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1h72uzqc/cut-of-khanid.html) (Trii Seo / Nauplius)  
> [“The Good Nanny”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/1dswrpew/good-nanny.html) (Aria / Nauplius)  
> [“Shy Aria Jenneth”](https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/?i=z2w2u2) (more Aria / Nauplius)

This is beautiful work, I would love to see/read more of this (Might inspire some of our own fans to write their own?)

> [@Sahara\_Jackal](#):
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> Yes, of course. But as fan clubs go, this one is pretty harmless.

> [@Sahara\_Jackal](#):
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> Julian’s crew seem downright benign compared to that, wouldnt you say?

We are, nothing to worry about here. Just a group of decent people with the backing of good looking capsuleer to support them (That’s me btw)

> [@Sahara\_Jackal](#):
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> In comparison, the Vily and PGL fanclub recruited 150,000 other capsuleers to make massive strategic blunders, waste trillions of isk, and throw away hundred of thousands of civilian crew lives. . . for basically _nothing_.

This right here is pretty scary (and creepy) of a fan club to do. The blue donut thingy (doesn’t seem very appetising) seems like a big waste of resources, when they could be building statues and monuments like they did for @Arrendis in the Triangular Trading Tower.

> [@Rumors! Gossip! Tabloids!](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/rumors-gossip-tabloids/130182/534):
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> [INTERCEPTED MESSAGE FOLLOWS. . . ENCRYPTION ERROR] [BAD LOCATION ERROR AT LINE 399306] [RESTORATION OF TEXT. . . 86 PERCENT] [RESTORATION OF IMAGES . . . . . 31 PERCENT] [RESTORED DATA FOLLOWS / / / / / / /] erxdd (gvvdd announcement of the newest public works project at Stribog Clade’s headquarters in the Wirashoda system. Stribog Clade officials were on hand to welcome visiting dignitaries from nullsec capsuleer power block The Imperium / / / / /CORRUPTED DATA/ / / / / / / /sa largest…

> [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](#):
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> An idea for a photo-shoot maybe?

This is an excellent idea!

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**Author:** ![Lasairiona\_Raske](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/lasairiona_raske/32/467893_2.png) [@Lasairiona\_Raske](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Lasairiona_Raske)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/117 "2021-07-19T11:33:50Z")

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> [@Julian\_Flavours](#):
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> This is beautiful work, I would love to see/read more of this (Might inspire some of our own fans to write their own?)

Dear gods do not encourage him.

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**Author:** ![Valerie\_Valate](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/valerie_valate/32/386231_2.png) [@Valerie\_Valate](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Valerie_Valate)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/118 "2021-07-19T11:45:40Z")

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Is there such a thing as anti-literature ?

I.e. writing a book that actively decreases the cultural value of society ?

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**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/119 "2021-07-19T12:44:46Z")

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> [@Julian\_Flavours](#):
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> This is an excellent idea!

If you know of a photographer and an agent, shoot me the details.

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**Author:** ![Tyrel\_Toov](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/tyrel_toov/32/387953_2.png) [@Tyrel\_Toov](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Tyrel_Toov)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/120 "2021-07-20T16:16:29Z")

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Ammarian religious texts

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**Author:** ![Jennifer\_Maxwell](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/jennifer_maxwell/32/319582_2.png) [@Jennifer\_Maxwell](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Jennifer_Maxwell)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/121 "2021-07-20T16:56:33Z")

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I am… thoroughly confused.

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**Author:** ![Miran\_Tereven](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/miran_tereven/32/383453_2.png) [@Miran\_Tereven](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Miran_Tereven)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/122 "2021-07-21T05:42:04Z")

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What cursed horror have I wandered upon?

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**Author:** ![Remilia\_Malitia](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/remilia_malitia/32/394766_2.png) [@Remilia\_Malitia](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Remilia_Malitia)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/123 "2021-07-21T05:59:53Z")

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Gallente garbage. Best ignored.

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**Author:** ![Anabella\_Rella](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/anabella_rella/32/504852_2.png) [@Anabella\_Rella](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Anabella_Rella)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/124 "2021-07-21T18:13:56Z")

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> [@Nauplius](#):
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> This inspired me to rummage through my fan fiction collection:

Ewwww, capsuleer slash fic. NASTY!

I used to get pissed that there was a fanclub for me called the “Angry Annies” (I despise that nickname) but at least they’re not posting fanfics all over the GalNet.

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**Author:** ![Miran\_Tereven](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/miran_tereven/32/383453_2.png) [@Miran\_Tereven](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Miran_Tereven)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/cormorants-and-jackals/319183/125 "2021-07-21T23:22:22Z")

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> [@Anabella\_Rella](#):
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> I used to get pissed that there was a fanclub for me called the “Angry Annies” (I despise that nickname) but at least they’re not posting fanfics all over the GalNet.

I would grow despondent if I learned that Baseliners were producing such morally questionable materials about my person.

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