# Criminals and gank failures **URL:** \ **Category:** Crime & Punishment\ **Created:** [October 31, 2021, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769 "2021-10-31T07:15:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![Dracvlad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dracvlad/32/444126_2.png) [@Dracvlad](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dracvlad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1220 "2022-03-11T13:12:04Z")
Years ago I watched a documentary on a glue sniffer, where you coat the inside of a plastic bag with glue and sniff it up. At the end he was living in part of a station and there were confused passengers stepping in glue and wondering what was going on. But one of the parents came out with an immortal line at the end of the programme which I have never forgotten! I can’t stick this anymore! It was a truly unexpected comic moment, which made me convulse with laughter. ---
**Author:** ![Cilla\_Cybin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cilla_cybin/32/292206_2.png) [@Cilla\_Cybin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cilla_Cybin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1221 "2022-03-11T16:08:33Z")
> [@Etch\_Masuka](#): > > And how was that choice changed? If someone says here’s an apple, an orange, and a banana…pick one…you have a clear choice. It’s not the same as choosing between an appleana, a banorange, and an orapple. ---
**Author:** ![Destiny\_Corrupted](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/destiny_corrupted/32/411527_2.png) [@Destiny\_Corrupted](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Destiny_Corrupted)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1222 "2022-03-11T16:33:52Z")
I’m a huckleberry. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1223 "2022-03-11T16:53:52Z")
> [@Destiny\_Corrupted](#): > > I’m a huckleberry. ![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/f/f/f/fff0757ce8546499724326d69b188ddb70ae2fb0.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Dracvlad](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/dracvlad/32/444126_2.png) [@Dracvlad](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Dracvlad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1224 "2022-03-11T17:41:07Z")
That is not as good as that Red Dwarf link. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Awesum\_Brutha](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/your_awesum_brutha/32/387010_2.png) [@Your\_Awesum\_Brutha](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Your_Awesum_Brutha)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1225 "2022-03-11T18:54:48Z")
@Githany_Red How long do you think it will take me to find your alt corps structure? I am willing to bet 100 mil that it will take me less than a week. ---
**Author:** ![Wah\_Huren](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/wah_huren/32/394699_2.png) [@Wah\_Huren](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Wah_Huren)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1226 "2022-03-11T19:10:20Z")
I’ll tell you where it is for 90! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Githany\_Red](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/githany_red/32/378551_2.png) [@Githany\_Red](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Githany_Red)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1227 "2022-03-11T22:10:21Z")
No need to waste your time looking I’ll tell you if you want to know ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Awesum\_Brutha](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/your_awesum_brutha/32/387010_2.png) [@Your\_Awesum\_Brutha](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Your_Awesum_Brutha)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1228 "2022-03-11T23:49:05Z")
Come on, let us know. Might come in handy. ---
**Author:** ![Githany\_Red](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/githany_red/32/378551_2.png) [@Githany\_Red](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Githany_Red)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1229 "2022-03-12T00:34:51Z")
I’ll mail you in game ---
**Author:** ![Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ax_l_thorne/32/412835_2.png) [@Ax\_l\_Thorne](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ax_l_Thorne)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1230 "2022-03-12T01:42:54Z")
> [@Cilla\_Cybin](#): > > If someone says here’s an apple, an orange, and a banana…pick one…you have a clear choice. It’s not the same as choosing between an appleana, a banorange, and an orapple. I’m a truck tire. ---
**Author:** ![Cilla\_Cybin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cilla_cybin/32/292206_2.png) [@Cilla\_Cybin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cilla_Cybin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:07am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1231 "2022-03-12T02:07:25Z")
> [@Gix\_Firebrand](#): > > Uh huh. I’ll believe it when I see it Lol…I’m highly active in Eve regardless of what you ‘believe’. In fact I’ve seen just about everyone on the Eve forums in Local…_except you_ ! Currently I’m parked up outside Uedama with some modules…but I don’t fancy my chances against Black Flag on the Sivala gate and Safety on the other side. But I can just wait for them to go to bed 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gix\_Firebrand](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/gix_firebrand/32/456949_2.png) [@Gix\_Firebrand](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Gix_Firebrand)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:16am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1232 "2022-03-12T02:16:28Z")
> [@Cilla\_Cybin](#): > > Lol…I’m highly active in Eve regardless of what you ‘believe’. In fact I’ve seen just about everyone on the Eve forums in Local…_except you_ ! Currently I’m parked up outside Uedama with some modules…but I don’t fancy my chances against Black Flag on the Sivala gate and Safety on the other side. But I can just wait for them to go to bed 🙂 I don’t frequent Uedama much anymore since solving ganking. Even if you did see me, how would I know its you considering you hide behind an alt? ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:21am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1233 "2022-03-12T02:21:32Z")
> [@Cilla\_Cybin](#): > > t I don’t fancy my chances against Black Flag on the Sivala gate and Safety on the other side You worry too much, went through a big gatecamp there in a proteus without cloaking, didnt get ganked, totally safe. ---
**Author:** ![Cilla\_Cybin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cilla_cybin/32/292206_2.png) [@Cilla\_Cybin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cilla_Cybin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:26am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1234 "2022-03-12T02:26:27Z")
> [@Zaera\_Keena](#): > > You worry too much, went through a big gatecamp there in a proteus without cloaking, didnt get ganked, totally safe. I went through there earlier today, when there was about 40 flashies. Saw Githany there…didn’t recognise any of the other AG. But that was when there was more traffic and though I went right past them at the gate they must have been after a bigger kill. Whereas there’s almost nobody going through at this time of day. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:34am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1235 "2022-03-12T02:34:35Z")
> [@Cilla\_Cybin](#): > > they must have been after a bigger kill Perhaphs, but just to be safe, best to list your alts so @Githany_Red knows who to protect. ---
**Author:** ![Githany\_Red](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/githany_red/32/378551_2.png) [@Githany\_Red](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Githany_Red)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1236 "2022-03-12T02:37:39Z")
> [@Cilla\_Cybin](#): > > . In fact I’ve seen just about everyone on the Eve forums in Local Did you see me and my men , we tried an e-war burst in uedama and failed , need to watch the video to work out what happened. All good fun, two failed ganks and two freighter losses why I was there. About 15 AG in uedama with a 2nd group around jita. ---
**Author:** ![Zaera\_Keena](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/zaera_keena/32/449938_2.png) [@Zaera\_Keena](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Zaera_Keena)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1237 "2022-03-12T02:40:32Z")
> [@Githany\_Red](#): > > two freighter losses why I was there. ![](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/4X/7/9/7/79786c08fec0a35261c4e075c4179f0dec9a76d0.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Githany\_Red](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/githany_red/32/378551_2.png) [@Githany\_Red](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Githany_Red)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:41am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1238 "2022-03-12T02:41:44Z")
Don’t forget the fail ganks x2 ---
**Author:** ![Cilla\_Cybin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/cilla_cybin/32/292206_2.png) [@Cilla\_Cybin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Cilla_Cybin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 2:44am UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769/1239 "2022-03-12T02:44:44Z")
> [@Githany\_Red](#): > > Did you see me and my men , we tried an e-war burst in uedama and failed , need to watch the video to work out what happened. Yes I saw you ( in my alt ) as I passed through the gate. So your video may well have me wizzing past while Safety attacked some other ship. I have a scout in Uedama so I can tell when they are off their perch ( I assume that’s when they go flashy )…lol, I almost docked there by mistake. It would probably have not allowed me. [Previous page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769.md?page=60) [Next page](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/criminals-and-gank-failures/334769.md?page=62)