# Dear Santa ,

**URL:** <https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dear-santa/47432>\
**Category:** Crime & Punishment\
**Created:** [December 25, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dear-santa/47432 "2017-12-25T20:02:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Ralph\_King-Griffin](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/user_avatar/forums.eveonline.com/ralph_king-griffin/32/252855_2.png) [@Ralph\_King-Griffin](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/Ralph_King-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dear-santa/47432/1 "2017-12-25T20:02:55Z")

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You smug fat shite ,

I know your a little bitter about your naughty list being made mutual,  
mate I get it , I’d be willing to cut you some slack because of it,  
Hell i didn’t even ask for anything _or threaten you_ this year but you just _had_ to go and fill every corpse i own with carbon didn’t you.  
Think you’re funny?  
Ffs you even found corpses _I’d lost_ and filled them.  
I know you fell off the wagon but that shite you pulled in my corpse locker, man, **I know Leto didn’t have a candy cane there Santa** , Too far man, too far.  
I’d expect that crap from Omar or Mort.

I don’t care how far Down the bottle you are ,  
I’m going to find you and I’m going to beat your ass with an elf and I’m going to make your missus watch.

Yours vengefully  
Ralph.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/eveonline/original/3X/4/1/41ec4921cbaca7a6f9ea556e7cc20018461eae5e.png) [@system](https://forums.eveonline.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.eveonline.com/t/dear-santa/47432/2 "2018-03-25T20:03:02Z")

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